Re: The Apple Trees

Guest June 24th 2010, 3:45 am

*dies of awkward*

Regulus stared blankly at him, and turned bright red. "Uh. Yeah. We know each other. Er, we've been friends since first year, actually- though, we, er, got to know each other a little better this October..." he said, trying not to die of awkward.

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 3:46 am

Tolga smiled widely. "Isn't she great? Ve haff plans to go bungee jumping and vhite vater rafting."
~~He then died of awkward.~~

Guest June 24th 2010, 3:49 am

Regulus nodded, more red than he's ever been around Tolga. Poor Reg. "Oh. That sounds- wonderful. Er- Tolga- you ARE sure you're straight, right?" Regulus tries not to die at the thought of Dee turning yet another guy gay.

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 3:51 am

Tolga looked at Reg very seriously. "Yes, Reg, I am vin-hundred percent sure I am straight."

Guest June 24th 2010, 3:52 am

Regulus is visibly relieved and could have hugged Tolga but he'd have died of awkward. "Oh. That's good. Very good. Yeah. Demetria needs more straight guys in her life..."

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 3:55 am

Tolga suddenly remembers that when he told Viktor he was dating Dee, he mentioned Reg dated her too. "Vait... didn't you date her?" He doesn't blush, because he has fulfilled his yearly blushing quota, but looks awkwardly at the ground.

Guest June 24th 2010, 3:57 am

~~Regulus dies on the spot.~~

Regulus wishes he would just die on the spot. "Uh. Yeah. For a little while. She kinda helped me figure out that whole gay thing. I, uh, met Viktor, when I was with her..." he said awkwardly, wishing the ground would swallow him up. "But, uh, she's still a good friend, now that she doesn't have a death wish for me."

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 3:58 am

Tolga's eyes lit up. "She normally has death vishes? That is sexy.." He coughs awkwardly. "I... you didn't hear that."

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:05 am

Regulus stares at Tolga, then promptly bursts out laughing. "I'm just glad you didn't know her back then. She'd have borrowed one of your guns and shot me dead!"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:07 am

Tolga looked really intrigued. "Do you think she vould like a gun as a present?"

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:09 am

Regulus paled. "She would. Please make her promise not to kill me or Viktor. PLEASE. I feel like she might..."

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:11 am

Tolga snickered. "I promise I vill make her promise." He smirked. "Vell, ve haff wasted enough time, I haff a fun gun lesson for today!"

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:15 am

Regulus grinned and pulled out his gun. "AWESOME! You know we make SUPERAWESOMEGUNBUDDIES DONCHA THINK?"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:18 am

~~"Honey, we are the bestest gun buddies ever."~~

~~Tolga nodded. "I am happy for Luke Skyvalker and Han Solo and all, but ve are the best gun buddies ov all time. OV ALL TIME!"~~

Tolga smiled. "Ve are rather awesome gun buddies."

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:27 am

"Damn straight!" And Eowyn is sorry she's taking so long to reply but her brain just won't focussss. "So, what're we doing today?"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:29 am

"Ve are shooting the apples off ov the trees. Hitting the stems, so ve can then eat the apple." Tolga winked. "Fun, right?"

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:30 am

Regulus laughed and nodded. "Sounds like a good time. Let's get to it," he said with a grin. "Show me how?"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:32 am

[Can we make this quick? I promised my brother I would watch Doctor Who with him to celebrate school being officially over.]

Tolga took a small shot gun out from the arm of his shirt, where it nestled against his bicep. He cocked the gun, aimed, and fired. An apple dropped to the ground. "And that is how gravity vas discoffered."

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:37 am

[Sure!]

Regulus laughed and attempted to follow suit, but ends up blasting his apple right through the center. "Err... I'm not supposed to do that, am I?"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:41 am

Tolga winced slightly. "Vell, now you can't eat it, unless you vant lead poisoning."

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:50 am

"... Yeah. I'll pass. Right. I'll try that again," he said with a grin, pointing at much closer apple and firing, managing to only graze the top of the apple with the bullet this time. "Better?"

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:51 am

"Gut. Lead poisoning is very very bad." He smiled as Reg shot his gun again. "Very gut... third times the charm!"

Guest June 24th 2010, 4:58 am

Regulus was encouraged by Tolga's confidence and tried one more time, and managed to get it this time, and he promptly yells "YAY!" and runs over to nom on his apple. Nom nom nom. "GUNS ARE COOL!" he exclaimed through a mouthful of apple.

**Andromeda Black** June 24th 2010, 4:59 am

"Guns are the answer to efferything... you just haff to remember to hide the bodies." Tolga looked aroun. "Speaking of that... I better run."

[Gotta go, quality sibling bonding time.]

Guest June 24th 2010, 5:01 am

[Alright! BYE!]

Regulus burst out laughing, though he wasn't sure Tolga was joking. "Alright, Tolga, I'll see you around!" Regulus waves goodbye and shoots for a while more, then collects the apples and brings them inside to share.

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