Re: Slytherin Table [FREE ROLE PLAY AREA]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy rolled her eyes at Scorpius, but laughed at Draco's suggestion. "He has a point you know. I definitely wouldn't be staying in your closet. But the tying down thing..." She glared at them both, shaking her head despite the fact that Pansy is screaming in my head how she loves that idea. "Bye Draco." She watched him leave, staring at the doors even after he was gone.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius grinned as Draco's suggestion. "See you later mate," he said before turning back to his food. "You know, that's not a bad idea," he said. "Come on, why don't we just see what's it likes with you tied down to my bed, yeah? I'll behave myself, I promisssse," he said, looking up to give her the puppy dog face. He noticed that she was looking longingly at the door, so he placed his fork down and raised an eyebrow.

[James Sirius Potter]

Fenrir is still eating, not really paying attention to the conversation because Dom has been neglecting him for Scorp. He's just here eating his meat still though as Dom attempts to do homework during the 2.0 rush.

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

Mya has to go get ready for work in a few minutes, so Evan is going. He's not amused though - he'll never have to work a day in his life, so he doesn't get it.

Evan shrugs off Mac's suggestions for Penny because he's got that shit covered. He finishes his food and gets up. "Later," he says, tossing a suggestive wink at Bella and sauntering out of the Great Hall, shoving a clump of fifth year Puffs aside as he goes. "Fuckin' move!"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy is doing the same thing as Dom. And we can pretend that Bella and Fenrir left too if you would like. Bella probably trotted off pretty quickly after Evan, seeing as his dagger needs some attention.

"Let's not and don't say we did, shall we? I don't know that I trust that promise. You see, I know you better than that." She gave him a puppy face right back. "Besides, you probably can't even tie sufficient knots to hold me."

[Evan Rosier - Inactive]

[Evan appreciates Bella's attention to his dagger...]

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Dom thinks that that is an excellent idea.

"Eh, you're right," he said with a shrug. "If I had any girl with a body like yours tied to my bed, it wouldn't matter who she was. Those clothes would not stay on. And hey!" he said with a slightly indignant expression. "Are you kidding? I'm an excellent knot tier! Just last week, I had a girl tied to the kitchen counter at my parents' summer home."

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy glanced at the ceiling. "Scorp, no matter how close we may be, there are some things I probably do not need to know. Anyway, remind me not to eat off the counter if I ever visit you there. And to keep an eye on you if I find myself in your bedroom and there are ropes nearby..."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Right," he said smirking slightly while picking up his fork again. After all, he truly had worked up quite the appetite in the broom closet. "I need to remind myself that my virgin BFF with those innocent ears does not appreciate me talking about the amazing wonders of sex. In due time you will," he said nodding. "And don't worry. The house elves disinfected the counters as soon as we were done."

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"You say that like it's a bad thing, Scorp. It's like being a unicorn. Everyone likes unicorns." She nodded, spreading some nutella on a graham cracker and nibbling it a bit. "And that's comforting," she added sarcastically. "Glad the counter has been cleansed of all your ass germs, and sweat, and... nevermind." She might have headplated, but just ate her nutella cracker instead.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Did you just compare... your virginity to a unicorn?" he questioned. "Why in the hell would you compare it to a creature which you could classify as horny! What kind of logic is that?" he asked. He couldn't help but chuckle as she paused and didn't say the bodily fluid that he knew she was about to say. "Say it Pans," he egged her on while leaning forward slightly. "Come on...say sperm. The word isn't going to kill you. SPERMMMM. S-P-E-R-M. SPERM."

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"Well, because they're pure and..." She shook her head, seeing his point and giving up arguing it at all. She'd have to pick a better animal next time. If Pansy was the sort of girl who blushed, she would have. "Stop it." He didn't, he said it louder, and though she was a little embarrassed at the moment, she laughed all the same. "Stop, Scorp..." He spelled it out, and said it rather loudly again. "Fine, fine, just stop!" She tried to make a straight face again, and keep from laughing. "Sperm..." she mumbled, staring hard at her plate before she looked back up at him. "Happy?" She shoved the rest of her nutella cracker into her mouth.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

He laughed at her obvious discomfort. "Nope, not at all. I could barely hear you. Come on, say it a bit more loudly now, okay? Do I need to say it again? Will that make it easier to say perhaps? Sperm. Oh wait! What if I say words that are clearly worse than that...that way you'll be much more comfortable with saying sperm. Like...cock. Fucking. Shaft. Clit," he rattled off. "Shall I continue or are you going to actually say it now?"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"Merlin, Scorp. You live to torture me, don't you?" Of course, she could get some revenge when they went shopping later on. Oh, yes. She shook her head and looked at him, wishing he could just leave it alone. But she knew him better than that. He'd never drop it until she did what he wanted. "Sperm. Sperm, sperm, freaking sperm."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Yep, I do," he grinned. He was pleased when she finally gave in and ended up saying the damn word four time. LIKE DAYUM. "Would it be too much to try and get you to say 'cum' now?" he asked with an innocent expression. He couldn't help but laugh and shake his head, muttering, "I'm only joking. But really, I'm impressed you were finally able to say sperm! I thought I'd have to force it out of you. I do have those ropes in my dorm you know," he said with a wink.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"Yes, it would be too much." She shot him a playful glare, resting her elbows on the table and putting her chin in her hands. She smirked at him and shook her head as he brought up the ropes again. "Isn't my new vocabulary word enough for tonight? I don't think a hands on lesson is necessary, thanks. And like you said, you wouldn't be able to help yourself if I was tied to your bed, and that's not a very bff thing to do, now is it?"

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius sighed dramatically before saying, "You're right. No need for a hands on lesson quite yet. You did manage to finally say sperm, which in itself is quite a big deal. Plus, I just got some so I should be good for at least twelve hours. Don't worry though. I, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, who's middle name you are not allowed to laugh at," he said while lifting his hand up as if doing some sort of cub-scout honor type thing, "promise to never sexually come on to you. I will only make lewd and suggestive comments, but will never attempt to get any sort of action. Alright?" he asked.

[OH...I'M GOING TO SHOWER...SO I'LL BE GONE FOR A BIT. Jsyk.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[EXCELLENT. I RETURN AND FIND THIS. MOOD HAS IMPROVED MUCHLY]

[Cassi Black]

[WOW! You are complete smuts! *cracks up* I love it! Yeah......Cassi probably has left by now, so pray continue...*chuckles*]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"Now why don't I believe you?" She smiled at him. "Regardless, I'll take your word for it. No, you will not attempt to get any action. One," she held up a finger to him, "because as my bff, I've got to trust your word for it, and two," she lifted a second finger "because you won't be getting any from me anyway, no matter how charming or sexually talented you may or may not be."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius gasped in mock horror. "May not be?!" he repeated in shock. "Dearest Pansy pie! How in the name of Merlin's left nipple could you even suggest such a thing! That was completely uncalled for and entirely untrue. See that bird down there?" he asked, pointing to a pretty sixth year chatting up her friends. "I had her last June. Do I need to go and get her to inform you just how positively mind blowing I am?" he questioned while standing up from his seat.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy reached over and grabbed his arm. "No." She gave him a look, begging him to just sit down again. He was really fantastic at embarrassing her, and having some girl come talk to her about how amazing her best friend apparently was in bed, well, no thank you. "It's called a joke. But apparently you don't get them when it comes to me talking about your manhood." She pulled on his arm again, tugging him back toward his seat.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Fine," he said, unable to help the grin on his face as she pulled him back. "Damn, it's so easy to get you to feel uncomfortable. You'd think, as time goes on and we get older and older, you'd get used to this. Apparently not," he said sitting down once more. "I guess I should try and control my comments a bit. They just tend to slip half the time. For that...I'm sorry. Forgive me?" he asked, giving her a charming grin.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"You'd think so, wouldn't you... Maybe I am used to it. Maybe I just like feeling incredibly awkward." She rolled her eyes sarcastically, but smiled at him as he said he'd try and control his comments, knowing full well that it'd do no good. Scorpius would always be like this, and honestly she loved him like this. Woah there, not loved him loved him. Loved him like her best friend. Which he was. "You know I always forgive you. I can't help it, unfortunately."

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius doesn't know which side of the table he is sitting on, so he's gonna just be sitting right next to Pansy. Which would make sense when she grabbed his arm.

"Aww, unfortunately?" he asked laughing. "Guess that it all comes with the BFF territory, hmm?" he questioned. "Well, I'll try and be good," he said, though he knew that wouldn't last very long. He shifted on the bench and gave her a big hug, because BFFs are allowed to hug and Tam should understand that. "Well thank you for putting up with me," he grinned. "It's nice having a girl to talk to you that I'm not shagging, have shagged, or want to shag." He decided to not comment about how the last part of that statement was slightly false, but hey. That's just because he's a guy and can appreciate how amazing his BFF is.

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