Re: The Hallway

[Molly Prewett]

Molly is walking down the hallway, head high and shoulders back because she's fucking awesome and she knows it. And Kingsley can go shove his precious Library books up his arse, yes he can.

[Guest]

He must have a really fuckin' huge arse, to fit a library in there, just saying. Sirius is strutting down the hallway when his sexy lady senses start tingling, and he rounds the corner to find none other than one Molly Prewett, and her fine, fine rack. "Well hey there, Miss Prewett!" And hey there, Molly's boobs!

[Molly Prewett]

Molly insists it is a fucking gigantic arse, so big his whole personality fell out and he didn't even notice. Sorry I took so long - I was introducing Andrew to lamebook pictures. Good times. Molly arches an eyebrow, recognising Sirius Black and his wandering eyes by reputation even though she's never spoken to him. Oh, boy you did not pick the right day to look down her shirt, sunshine. "Like, who are you?" she asks. Nice arse in those leather pants, by the way.

[Guest]

BRB TEN MIN

[Molly Prewett]

BRF TEN MIN

[Guest]

Nice, by the way. Failbook is okay, but Lamebook is better. "Who am I? Who am I!? Why, that is a question for the ages. How does one begin to explain Sirius Black? Sirius Black is flawless. Rumor says, my hair is ensured for 10,000 galleons. Some hear that I do broomstick commercials... in Japan. My favorite magazine is Busty and Bewitched. This one time, I met Celestina Warbeck on a train, and she told me I was the sexiest thing she'd ever seen. And this one time, I punched Severus Snape in the face, and it was awesome," declared Sirius, smirking his most arrogant smirk at her as he toyed with one of his ear piercings.

[Molly Prewett]

Excuse me while I go die laughing. Luckily for Molly, she's more than used to being surrounded by cool, arrogant people, being a little that way inclined herself, and she does not die laughing like Mya does, she merely giggles a little. "Oh. Right, so that's, like, your life story then? It would've been cooler if rapped to the theme of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, you know," she informs him, tossing her hair over her shoulder. "So, like, was there something you wanted?" she says with a little smirk, given that he'd stopped her in this here hallway to stare at her rack chat, after all.

[Guest]

That was really ridiculously fun to type. I might have him introduce himself like that forevermore in the future. "Psh, Fresh Prince, so overdone. I'll always be a Boy Meets World guy myself. You know, I've modified the Feeny call for McGoogles! It's great, really, I swear, and you know she secretly loves it. As for there being something I want, why, there are many things I want, and whatever Sirius Black wants, he usually gets. However, there is nothing in particular I can think of right now, unless you happen to know where your sister is," he said, adding silently, or, you know, if you'd like to show me which sister does it better, but whatever.

[Molly Prewett]

HA I dare you. Molly considers a moment, and decides that is pretty funny. "McGoogles must have, like, the best angry face ever when you do that. But I totally doubt you could outdo a Prewett in the getting what you want stakes, so whatever," she shrugs, and her expression turns slightly, imperceptibly guarded behind her smile at the mention of Alice. She twirls a lock of hair around her finger and plays dumb, her eyes widening. "Like, what did you want Alice for?" There's a lot to be said for age and experience in some cases, JS. Not that Sirius will ever find out...

[Guest]

"Oh, you know, just wanted to talk to her, see how she's doing, haven't seen her 'round the common room in a couple days," he said, putting on his most innocent face. Aw, so cute, Sirius! Such a lie, but still cute. "And yeah, McGoogles definitely has the most awesome angry face, you know, she really does love me and James, she's just too blinded by her angry to see it! We'll win her over, you'll see, when we graduate next year, she'll miss us, for then, who will do the McGoogly call?" Sirius likes Molly's dumb face. He likes dumb girls with red hair and nice boobs. He however, does not like smart redheads with nice boobs, as they don't appreciate Pizza Poetry, and that's just messed up. Prongs was really onto something there, dammit.

[Molly Prewett]

"Oh, right, totally haven't seen her," Molly says brightly, a little shrug accompanying her words because boys wearing innocent faces are usually anything but, and if Sirius wants Alice then he's going to have to try the Yellow Pages or something because Molly figures that Alice is playing the hard-to-get game, and who is she to make it easy on Sirius? That's, like, cheating or whatever. Molly firmly believes that a Prewett girl deserves someone who will work for her. Yep. Get crackin', boys. Inner!Molly is frouting right now, because the dumb thing is striking a nerve with her after Kingsley. Silly girl should stop playing dumb if she doesn't want the label. "Oh, I know James! He's, like, super funny and stuff. How is he?" she wonders idly. "Oh, you know what? You should totally, like, teach the younger generations the McGoogly call! Keep the tradition alive. Consider it, like, a public service or whatever," she greams.

[Guest]

"THAT, MY PRETTY FRIEND, IS AN EXCELLENT SUGGESTION! Now, I shall have to convey this message to James, and we shall begin recruiting, yes, recruiting, for the replacements of the Marauders. And we shall train them and break them until they can breathe no more, AND ARE THEN RESURRECTED AS THE FOUR SEXIEST MEN TO EXIST IN ALL OF HOGWARTS HISTORY-- after us, of course, you know. How does that sound? Brilliant, I know," he says, grinning and smirking, and Eowyn wonders what to call that. Sminning? Grirking? It all sounds awkward. He's a little put out though, 'cause he wants to find Alice.

[Molly Prewett]

Mya thinks it's girking, but that greaming is cooler. Can't really imagine Sirius greaming, though. Molly giggles, her mood improving just a little because Sirius is just ridiculous, and she can totally have some fun here. (No, Sirius, not that kind of fun, do your fly up, boy...) She smiles vaguely. "You think you're, like, the sexiest in the school or whatever? Huh, interesting," she says lightly, girking herself. Mya apologises to Eowyn, but Sirius is about to get Bitchy-Tease!Molly, methinks.

[Guest]

OH COME ON I GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM ALICE! Now Rad's getting Sirius' cage ready... it's a dog cage, too. He's nice, though, he likes dogs, so he gets him nice treats and stuff. "Sexiest in the school? By far. Sexiest in the universe? I might be second to like, one guy, maybe, but you know, that's just a guess, because the universe is huge, and maybe somewhere out there is an alien sexier than I am. BUT SEXIEST KNOWN MAN? Absolutely." Sirius girks too, and nobody can girk like Sirius, not even you.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly's gream is most definitely better than her girk, so Sirius totally wins that round. You gotta admit though - it would be funny if even just for a little while Sirius was panting after both Prewett sisters. Until Blackett actually happens of course, at which point I suppose he'd have a 50% batting average. Molly holds up a hand in the 'bitch, please' pose, because I've decided she likes doing that. "Puh-lease. Prewetts, like, wrote the freakin' book on sexy. Like, don't get me wrong, you're totally a 9.8 or whatever, it's just that some of us can afford to, you know, hold out for a 10." She pats his arm and tries not to smirk too broadly, because it's always funny watching boys like Sirius get all offended when their vanity is mocked and then he'll probably snipe back at her, and then she'll laugh and it'll all be lots of fun.
Mya apologises for being a Molly fail tonight. I am tired and she is hissy, it's an interesting combination - she wants to be a bitch, and I don't have the creativity to let her give it her all.

[Guest]

Sirius already IS lusting after both sisters now, great going, Molly. Sirius is indeed about to snipe back, then stops, blinks, and stares. "... First of all, I'm not a 9.8, because that implies there is room for improvement, and as of this summer, that last improvement was made in the form of my latest piercing. Therefore I am a ten. But, excuse me, but I must ask you a very serious question, seriously, I'm seriously Sirius, okay?!" Sirius pauses, takes a deep breath, and asks his serious question. "ARE ALL THE PREWETT LADIES POSSESSING OF SUCH WONDERFUL EGOS?! BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKING HOT IT IS FOR A GIRL TO HAVE AN EGO THAT'S ALMOST HALF AS BIG AS MINE. LIKE SERIOUSLY! SIRIUSLY, YOU JUST GOT BUMPED UP THREE AND A HALF SEXY POINTS, GIRL."

[Molly Prewett]

Molly wrinkles her nose a little, because ew, piercings? Like, on other places than his ears? Ugh, all yours, Alice. His arse still looks good in those leather pants, though, so that's something at least. Ha, good luck with that, Padfoot, now you've got one sister being a complete tease, and the other who just said 'thanks but no thanks'. Molly giggles, because Sirius does not disappoint at all. "You mean you've, like, gotta add some decoration to get yourself over the line? Whatever," she says, tossing her hair over her shoulder and greaming her million watt gream. "We're Prewetts, duh. Like, what can I say? We know we've got it, so whatever. None of us need to be told how totally all-around awesome we are, but people seem to feel the need to tell us anyway."

[Guest]

"Oh please, it's just a little added flavor. Besides, I don't see your sister complaining, seems like she likes a little metal 'round the body," he retorts with a smirk, and Eowyn facepalms, because that was SO not smooth, Sirius, really, that's how you plan on getting her in bed? Good luck with that one. "Yeah, I know the feeling! It's like, I can't get out of the common room these days, without swarms of girls? I'm like, please bitch, I have higher standards than you. Lucky for the Prewett ladies, let it be known, you all meet my standards." And, we can all insert a cocky grin here.

[Molly Prewett]

"And that's why Alice is the blonde sister," Molly fires back, showing herself to be the stereotypical fiery redhead. Ah the Prewett sisters, making stereotypes sexy since 2010. She glances around the hallway, noting the complete lack of swarming girls at this point in time, even though that one Hufflepuff chick passing did give her a kind of envious glance. Still, that might just be because Molly herself is so freakin' awesome and have nothing to do with Sirius. "Yeah, I can, like, totally see that about you. I'm sure they just couldn't keep up in their heels, they'll be here any second," she smirks, then lets her eyes travel appraisingly up and down Sirius' body for a second. Yeah, he really does make those pants work for him. "Huh, too bad you, like, totally don't meet my standards. Not to worry, champ, plenty of lesser fish in the sea," she sings, patting him on the arm and tossing his cocky grin right back at him.

[Guest]

"Oh-- OHHHH! Well damn. I guess, with two hot sisters, one of them was bound to be gay. That's a real shame, y'know? Depriving all the guys out there," he said as comprehension dawns, and Eowyn facepalms at Sirius, and Rad just stares, and wonders how badly off one's gaydar must be, to think that Remus is straight, and that Molly is gay. Oh, Sirius. "And hey, it's true! The one chic totally tripped over her heels, but really, heels aren't that hard to walk in, hell my boots have heels on them, see?" he said, lifting up his shoe to show her that yes, his boots do indeed have nice, three inch heels on them. Like you know, the manly kind. Eowyn thinks it's hot when guys wear boots, don't judge her. And just because we need to be realistic here, at this exact moment, three giggly fourth year girls are peeking around the corner to stare at Sirius, and one of them shoots Molly a nasty look.

[Molly Prewett]

Molly tosses her head back and laughs because that is just fucking hilarious. Let's just give her a minute, she's laughing pretty hard here. Guys in heels? I would just be jealous because I can't walk in heels to save my life. I seriously wish I could. Ok, Mols' had a chance to calm down now, let's get back to it. She's still giggling as she gives Sirius a look that says he's just the most adorable widdle puppy she's ever ever seen and presses a hand to her chest the way girls do with they find something just so, so darling it's insane. "Oh, honey," she coos. "No, no, it's not me - it's you and your training heels, there. Three inches? That's all? Whatever. Point is that I'm not gay, I just have, like, standards. But hey, feel free to keep trying, I hear it's totally healthy and stuff to have a goal in life," she smirks, and wonders if later she should send Sirius a gift basket because this really is helping her get her super-confident mojo back. Suck on that, Kingsley. Yeah. She rolls her eyes at the giggling fourth years, and smirks at the one shooting her filthy looks. "Oh, whatever girls, he totally lets dudes stick metal things in his junk, you know?"

[Guest]

Sorry, my internet wouldnt let me open this and I didnt' know you posted.

"I'm not a fag, if you want to see a guy in high heels, check in Hufflepuff, they've got plenty," he replied, and Eowyn has Rad punch Sirius in the balls for that word. Eowyn points and laughs at Sirius, and feels better when he doubles over in pain. "AND WAIT A MINUTE HEY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY JUNK, HOW DO YOU KNOW I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT MY NIPPLE PIERCINGS! Does seriously everyone know? Though I guess, when you get around as much as I do, it's bound to get out, really. Whatever, I've never heard a chic complain 'bout that before, 'specially not after I let 'em play around a little," he finished, girking plenty, and girking does sound best, really.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

VIKTOR WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CAN PUNCH SIRIUS WHEN RAD IS FINISHED

[Guest]

... Rad's handing over the cage. Sirius is knocked out already, and inside it.

[Molly Prewett]

No worries, Sulky!Molly is happily nomming cookie dough and sulking at Gid.
"Hey, like, don't use that word," Molly says, completely serious for the first time. And Mya thinks the only reason Sirius never hears girls complain is that their mouths are full and maybe Mya should have her thoughts screened before posting at this time of night. Oops. Don't read too much into that one, kids. Right. Molly flips her hair in the true Prewett fashion and gives Sirius a look that says he's just an amusing little plaything for her, and it's absolutely hilarious to see him all puffed up and ranting away. "Your tendency to, like, SHOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY means that people five hallways away totally heard about that piercing. Just sayin'. Oh, nipple piercings too? Ugh,you know you're, like, less attractive when you open your mouth, you should totally just stop saying words right now and let your leather pants try and salvage something for your pride, here," she sighs.

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