Re: The Apple Trees

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric laughs, and they walk back to the castle together, bickering about something dumb. <3

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor is back here. Guess he really likes apples. Why the hell is there no pineapple grove thread, hm?

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc is so tattooing Viktor, just saying.

Rad walks out here, sees Viktor, and does not walk over. He does not walk over because he is checking out that fine piece of ass. Then, he walks over. "Hey there, Viktor," he said with a wide grin as he thought about the last time they'd seen each other.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

OMG -fist pumps and melts over tattoos-

"Hey, Rad," he says, returning the grin as he thinks about Rad's cock. Yup, that's seriously what he's thinking about now that he's basically got the exact measurements. "Vot's new?"

[Sirius Black]

"Not a lot, just been hanging out with friends, had a delightful morning with Tristan and Cedric in the dorm with many phallic shaped breakfast food items. I had an elf carve a giant pineapple penis for Cedric, because you know, he just doesn't love sausage like Tristan does, so I had to compensate for him," he says brightly, because penis foods are totally normal.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor would love to have penis foods for breakfast, but he's pretty sure poor Sirius would have a heart attack if that happened. Remus too, come to think of it. Peter just wouldn't get it. And James would probably think it's hilarious. He chuckles and grins, again wishing he was a Puff. Sort of... "That sounds like a fun morning," he said with a grin. "I usually spend my breakfasts, boy vatching vith Molly."

[Sirius Black]

"Hahaha, nice. I love Molly, she's adorable, and I'm super happy, because she and I just struck a deal involving gillyweed, which involves me getting an unlimited supply of her special cookies. Which, by the way, are beyond orgasmic. Clearly she got all the cooking skills in the family! I had a real adventure in the kitchen with her brother Fabian, we tried to, uh, cook. Have I mentioned I can't boil water, or make toast? You can imagine the results, given he's about as talented as I am," he laughed, his eyes lingering on Viktor's body.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Yeah, she's pretty awesome," he says with a grin as he checks out Caradoc. "I think you mentioned something about your lack of cooking skills. And I remember Molly telling me about Fabian and Gideon vith their kitchen habits. I'm surprised they let you in the kitchens, but I guess it's alright considering it's still in von piece," he teased, throwing a literal smirk at Caradoc.

[Sirius Black]

"Yeah, I was looking for an elf to make me a sammich, but Fabian was like, HEY LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! And who am I to deprive him?" he said with a snarky grin, which he does not throw. "But yeah. We made something involving Nutella, dinosaur rainbow sprinkles, and goldfish, the crackers, not the actual fish of course."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor used to think Nutella would be good on anything, but on goldfish? Bleck. "Wow. You veren't kidding about the lack of talent in the kitchens, vere you?" he asked with a smirk, trying not to think about what's under Rad's clothing and failing terribly. "It makes my last adventure in the kitchens look like that of a profession chef." Mmm. Pineapple pie. Viktor is momentarily distracted by pineapples, so he's finally done staring at Rad's body-- Oh. Pineapple time over. Back to checking out the hulking mass of muscle.

[Sirius Black]

Sorry, did someone say hulking mass of muscle?



Right. "No, I wasn't, at all. Wait, you-- YOU CAN COOK?! You, you can cook. You can COOK!" Can I propose now? The sexy beast can cook. Please, Eowyn? No, Rad, sorry. Caradoc doesn't propose, but does gape, and is now ten million times more turned on by Viktor than he was a second ago. "You need to cook for me. Just saying. I'll repay you in special cookies."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Of course he can cook! Hm. The picture cuts off before it gets any lower. Wonder how long Viktor's aprons are....

"A bit," he says with a shrug. Psh. Yeah right, Viktor loves cooking. He's Bulgarian. He learned it from his mama. "I think that could be arranged," he says as he looks Caradoc up and down, wondering if those abs of his would make for excellent serving plates. Viktor wouldn't mind eating off of those puppies. Nope.

[Sirius Black]

Rad wants Viktor to wear this one.
And only this.



Caradoc would love to serve Viktor food off of his abs, just saying. "I think it could, indeed, Viktor," he said, letting the name roll off his tongue, as though testing it, most certainly imagine what it would be like to call out that name, while making Viktor scream himself. "So tell me, what kind of things do you like to do in the kitchen?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

YES! Viktor approves.

Viktor smirks, thinking of all the cooking skills he has in the kitchen. No, just kidding. He's thinking about having sex on the counters, honestly. "Oh, lots of things," he says suggestively. "Mostly Bulgarian stuff, but I can make anything if I have a recipe. Though I much prefer not using von. It's more fun that vay."

[Sirius Black]

"Oh, trust me, I agree. There's nothing like being inventive, after all," he said with a smirk. "The question is, just how creative can you be, Viktor? I'm not one for the boring, or the usual-- that's easy to get. However, I'm not so sure I'd turn down some Bulgarian, sometime," he replied, his smirk broadening.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor grins and leans against the tree, crossing his arms across his chest. "Vell, if anyvon can surprise you, it vould be a Bulgarian." This is probably a good time to point out that Viktor doesn't use the term rape, he prefers surprise sex. "I'm pretty creative, of course. I'd hate to bore my friends vith vot I do in the kitchens."

[Sirius Black]

"Oh, indeed. Perhaps I'll even find you're able to match my imagination, then again, I'm not sure. Think you might be able to measure up? Cooking might not be my talent, but I sure as hell know how to improvise," he said as he grinned, like the opportunistic seme he is.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirked. "Oh, I think I can. I know that I'm definitely up for the challenge of course," he said with a grin, holding a bouquet of flowers like the romantic seme he is imeanwhaaa.

[Sirius Black]

"Well, I'll have you know, Viktor Krum, that I sure as hell love a good challenge. The question is, can you offer me a real task, or will I find you as simple as all the rest, Bulgarian?" he questioned, his eyes flashing with excitement as he took a step forward towards Viktor.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor is good with dealing with tasks. He had to deal with three of them not too long ago. Viktor would love showing off his dragon to Caradoc while in an underwater maze. "A real task, huh? I really don't like keeping things simple. It's never been my thing," he said with a smirk. "The seeker's job can get pretty dull after doing it for so long. I've had to find vays to keep myself entertained by making things more exciting, you see."

[Sirius Black]

"Exactly. I could never tolerate so boring. You seekers, you can learn to focus on that one little thing, not getting involved in the real game. As for me, I'm always gonna be a chaser," he grinned, brushing his blonde hair back into place. "I like it rough, and I like to stay in the real game, all the time. If it's not interesting, why bother? But, I think there's hope for a seeker like you yet, if what you say is true, Bulgarian," he said, moving even closer, so their bodies were nearly touching.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I'm not like other seekers. You can trust me on that," he said as his eyes flickered downwards once more before returning his gaze to Rad's eyes which were quite nice, though Viktor preferred the rest of this guy over the eyes. Those were just an added bonus.

[Sirius Black]

"Good to know. So tell me, Viktor, what makes you so different? Why should I like you, more than any other seeker? I'm gonna need a little persuading, you see?" he whispered into Viktor's ear, his lips tickling his skin just slightly.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Then Viktor pulls out those sexy pictures of himself and shows Rad because that's plenty of persuasion. Viktor turns his head to look at Caradoc in the eyes, leaving their faces inches apart as he speaks. "Vell, it's pretty obvious that I'm different from most seekers. I'm a lot bigger for von," he said with a smirk, knowing that most seekers are small and lean. Then again, that's not exactly what he means when he says bigger. "And I tend to play a bit dirtier than most seekers." I mean, have you seen that wronski feint? Dirty stuff, Krum. But again, that's not what Viktor means by playing dirty, don't ya know.

[Sirius Black]

"Bigger? That, I can tell," he murmurs, leaning in again and letting his lips tickle Viktor's neck, until he spies blonde hair and black robes out of the corner of his eye. It wasn't Cedric, like he'd thought, but it reminded him that Cedric does in fact exist, and after seeing how lovey-dovey these two were being just yesterday, it just seemed wrong to intrude, even if Krum obviously didn't seem to care. "And as dirty as you might be, I still can't say I'm impressed. It'll take a little more than meaningless words to prove something to me," he said firmly, pulling away to look at Viktor with a slightly judgmental look, disliking the way he was toying with his roommate.

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