Re: A Secluded Spot by the Lake

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I know, right!? The Malfoy family sure knows how to make 'em," he says happily as he thinks about that short kiss. Fun times. "Not like it'll ever happen again...Ever. He said he and his best friend are the two straightest guys in the entire school, so that vos definitely a von time thing. Unless I got him drunk. That's been known to vork," he jokes with a laugh. Well, he's sort of joking. Now he's starting to think that it's not a bad idea.

[Sirius Black]

"... Yeah, that usually works pretty well, but I have to say I hate you. I'd be breaking the bro code somehow I bet, if I kissed him, one of my good friends seems to have something going on there, though I'm not entirely sure. I'd totally ship them, honestly, but yeah, I'll have to stay out of that, and not be getting any from that sexy beast. Though, Scorpius and I get along alright, we're quite similar in our pimpin' ways, I have to say, and I would probably tarnish that friendship if I walked up to him and dragged him into a broom closet, however tempting it might be. That is not to say I will not somehow find an excuse to spank that ass of his," he said with a wide, mischievous grin.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor chuckled. "Yeah, he's mentioned quite a few times that he doesn't do the whole relationship thing, and that he probably never vill but you never know, I guess," he says, smirking at Caradoc's last comment because it really doesn't surprise him in the least. "Vell, you're creative enough. I'm sure you'll think of some excuse eventually."

[Sirius Black]

"Yeah, yeah. Or not. I don't tend to bother with excuses, I mean, what's he going to do, be offended that he just got his ass smacked by one of the hottest guys in school? Honestly, he'd be flattered, I think," he joked, though now that he thinks about it, Scorpius probably wouldn't try to hex him for it, so he may as well have his fun. One spankin' never hurt anyone, right? Right.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs as he imagines the face his straight friend, Scorpius, would have after being smacked by a very not straight man. "He didn't mind too much ven I kissed him. I think he vos shocked, really. And I think I deserved a kiss after making his fish a peanut butter sammich. That took some serious effort to do that," he said with a laugh because sammiches are just so hard to make.

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc blinks, and immediately begins formulating a plan. "So basically, I can trade a sammich for his fish, for a snog? This might work very well. I have no idea how to make a sammich, but Molly Prewett does, and I'm sure I can get her to make a fish a sammich, as I can be quite persuasive, see? All I'd have to do is tell her there's a fish who will only eat the best sammiches in the whole world, and challenge her to see if she's up to par, which she totally would be, anyway. See? She makes the fish a sammich, and I get a free spank! This works well, yes it does, don't you think?" Caradoc cackles. YES, RAD CACKLED.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and rolls his eyes. "Yes, Rad. It's genius. You should write a book for other guys to learn from your brilliant plans and schemes. It'd be a best seller, I'm sure," he says somewhat sarcastically though it's sort of a good idea now that he thinks of it. "Just don't forget to mention the sexy friend that gave you the idea for the book."

[Sirius Black]

"Are you kidding? I'd have a lovely picture of me spanking you on the cover. Perfect way to get it to sell, don't you think? Caradoc Dearborn, telling his secrets on how to get Bulgarian Bon Bons into bed! Perfect catch phrase, what should I name this book, hm?" he laughed, nudging Viktor playfully.

[SORRY I WAS TALKING TO KINGSLEY IN WOW AND NOW I NEED TO SLEEP... OOPS. SORRY OMG I LOVE YOU BUT WE WERE DISCUSSING DECAPITATION AND SKINNING SCALPS OF FALLEN FOES LIKE THE ANCIENT TRIBES... right.. I'm gonna go now.]

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Are you kidding me? If I think of the name then I at least vant 10% of the profits, got that?" he said jokingly because money obviously isn't a problem for either of them. "Alright...The name is pretty important so I'll have to get back to you on that von."

[Sirius Black]

"Of course, do you really think I'd short you your deserved 10%? 'Cause you know, the two of us definitely need the money," he laughed, rolling his eyes. "But yeah, you get back to me on that, I'll start writing it, and I'll look for a photographer to take all those pictures of me pimpin', sound good? I'd ask you, but you know, you're definitely going to be in some of those pictures."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smirks at the idea of being in some of those pictures. Guess this book is going to be sold in the adult section What whatttt. "Vell, you know, I know some photographers you could use, but I'm assuming you'd know quite a few as vell considering you're a model and all."

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc laughed. "Yeah, I've got just the right photographer for this kind of a job anyway. He's still trying to recruit me for porn, but even I'm too classy for that, and I'd rather not have any sex tapes out when I'm walking the red carpet in a year or so, as well. At least not ones up for public sale," he amended, like the exhibitionist he is. "However, I feel like I'll change my mind about that one eventually."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs. "Oh, porn stars. Now there's a person that's full of themselves, though I vosn't complaining ven I dated von back in Bulgarian. But it certainly does get old after a vile-- Not the sex part. That doesn't get old at all...The listening to them talk about themselves. They could go on and on if you let them," he says with a laugh.

[Sirius Black]

"Exactly! Though, the sex really is always amazing. Though the last porn star I dated only got the job because of me. I still get sent banana bread muffins twice a month for teaching him everything he knows, I'm dead serious, by the way," he said, quite seriously. "But yeah, great thing about pornstars, you never have to worry about that whole fidelity thing! It's part of your job, well, it's part of my life! So it all works out real well, for the most part."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor chuckles and rolls his eyes because fidelity has never been a problem for him. That'-s probably why he broke up with the porn star eventually. "Yeah, good times. I'd probably never go back to that though. Vonce vos enough for me," he says with a smirk.

[And now I must go. Don't know when I'll be back. -cries- <3 Love you!]

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc shrugged. "I don't mind it, honestly, though I've only dated like, two or three? I don't know, honestly, I tend to lose track of most of the men in my life. That's probably a bad thing, given I'm only eighteen, but hey, such is the life of a manwhore, right? Criticize all you want, but this is the life that keeps me happy, and I'm a free bitch, baby," he replied.

[BYEEEE. I SHALL SEE YOU LATER.]

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and Luna giggles at the avatar because it still makes me laugh for multiple reasons, though I like the 'pimpin' one better. Just saying. Then he thinks of something to say because I just have no idea how to respond to that. Um. "Votever makes you happy, I guess," he says with a big happy grin. Yep. Nice and happy.

[Sirius Black]

Sorry, Eowyn is listening to Gaga and therefore must quote Gaga in every post possible. I'll stop now. Also, I changed that avatar, just for Cissa, because the pimpin' one just wasn't right for cute Carabian moments. Caradoc nods. "Damn straight. So tell me, Viktor Krum, what makes you happy, hm?" he asked, lounging out on the grass as he looked at Viktor, that mischievous glint back in his eyes.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Long, barefoot walks on the beach, smoking cigars by the fireplace on rainy days, and curling up in bed with a good romance novel.Me? Vell, a lot of things make me happy. I'm not a picky guy," he says with a smirk, thinking of Quidditch, ducks, sex, colouring, pineapple, Hermione, Molly, Cedric, sex, cooking, knitting, and sex.

[Sirius Black]

Caradoc is most certainly not thinking about that kind of happy, and is giving Eowyn a dirty look for thinking he can possibly wanna get with a guy who so clearly isn't thinking on the same level as him. Oh, hush, Rad, you get laid plenty around here, if only Eowyn wasn't too lazy to actually role play with the people she has promised sex from you. Right. SORRY ABOUT THAT FOLKS. I SWEAR RAD WILL GET AROUND TO ALL OF YOU EVENTUALLY... YEAH. *waves at Peter Pan* Right. "Not a picky guy? So you're open minded, then. I like that in a guy," he says with a lewd smirk and a wink.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor knows what kind of happy Rad was talking about but it sure if fun to not have sex with him because that makes it more worth it later on. That is, if Rad is even interested considering Viktor is sort of new to that whole 'proving himself' thing. That seems a little silly. "I figured you vould," he says, returning the smirk. Short post is short.

[Sirius Black]

Short post is indeed short. Eowyn should sleep but does not want to sleep. Yawn. "Yeah, I suppose can be predictable, but then, I am who I am, and I happen to like me, predictable or not," he said, shrugging. "Of course, it can also be predicted that I am not in the least predictable in certain situations, although it is predictable in itself that I would be unpredictable then. Right, clearly I need some more sleep, and less time in class, 'cause I can't remember the last time I rambled like this aimlessly, but now I'm rather curious as to why you haven't found a way to shut me up yet, because if I were you, I would probably not have the patience for me-- oh, fuck, I need to lay off those cookies," he finally said, 'cause he's totally consumed a rather large amount of cookies sometime in the last few hours, though they've mostly worn off.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor is too tired to try and figure out what the hell Caradoc just said. "Huh? Oh, I sort of only listened to bits of that just now," he admits with a slight smirk. "Cookies, huh? Molly told me about those," he said with a grin. Suddenly he notices someone out of the corner of his eye. Oh! It's Mr. Ohmygodyesplease! Well, it would only be logical of Viktor to go over and figure out his name so he could introduce him to Molly if he's straight. But if he's gay, Viktor so gets him. And if he's bi, they will switch off every other weekend. "So, this conversation vos fun, but I've got some business to attend to. See you around, Rad," he says as he pats Rad on the shoulder and hops off to go make friends with Mr. Ohmygodyesplease because who doesn't want John Barrowman?

[Romilda Vane]

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[Sirius Black]

Caradoc shrugs, lights a blunt, and will be here because Eowyn's pretty sure Gabriel was gonna show up if Viktor didn't leave last post, rofl. Oh goodness. WELL THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
Right. So he's here, for whenever Joel can post, happily smoking his blunt 'cause he still prefers that over cookies, even if they are Molly's cookies.

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