Re: The Fireplace

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:26 am

[HEY HEY HEY!]

**Daphne Greengrass** June 4th 2010, 12:28 am

[*hyperventilates* HOLY FLIP FLOPS! TAMMMMMYYKINSSSS.]

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 12:30 am

[HOLY FUCK! HI TAMMIKINS! XX00]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:31 am

[HI GUYS!!!!!! WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?!!? I'M SUPER BORED LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M SITTING IN THIS TINY ROOM RIGHT NOW AT THIS ANCIENT COMPUTER BECAUSE I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH!]

**Penelope Rosier** June 4th 2010, 12:32 am

[I WOULD. BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU....]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:35 am

[COME MEET ME THEN]

Draco sat on the couch waiting for the fawning masses that had yet to materialize... odd...

**Penelope Rosier** June 4th 2010, 12:36 am

[BUT BUT BUT. I JUST GOT RAPED. AND THEN OBLIVIATED. SO I DONT REMEMBER JACK SHIT. AND IM FREAKIN OUT]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:38 am

[HOLY FUCK WHAT DID I MISS!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!]

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 12:42 am

[Barty Crouch jr. Is creepier than Evan. But that's ok, because Ev is going to rip him to pieces....]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:43 am

[AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WIFE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:43 am

[Ooooo Evan are you online properly? Can Draco and Evan chill? I think they should be friends...]

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 12:45 am

[sure - but he'll be a bit moody]

Evan walks towards the fireplace and spots a person who we all know is Draco but he doesn't. He throws himself onto a couch, his mind running through all sorts of twisted ways to kill whoever hurt his sister.

**Penelope Rosier** June 4th 2010, 12:46 am

[well. parvati and penny were bonding over their whoreishness. and then they ran into barty. who fucked with penny's head and then basically raped her whilst parvati was unconscioius on the ground. then he obliviated her. yup. oh and now evan and marcus are going to kill him]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:48 am

[He should die...... also... HOW COULD YOU MAKE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER SO AWFUL THAT EVEN I HATE HIM?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT IS UPSETTING TO ME!!!!!]

Draco, being the tactless toerag that he is, decided to poke the proverbial sleeping dragon (cause we all know that Draco is the only dragon at hogwarts but whatever) by asking the grumpy looking Evan, "What crawled up your ass and died?"

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 12:49 am

Evan looks back at the pale, ferrety looking bloke.

"The fuck do you want?"

**Penelope Rosier** June 4th 2010, 12:50 am

[well fleur is supremely creeped out by her inner barty now and will never be doing that again. so yea. lol]

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:51 am

Draco, looking nothing like his ferrety former self and more like the sex god we all know he is, smirked, "Oh nothing, just wondering what put the sour look on your face... look in the mirror this morning?"

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 12:54 am

Evan so totally isn't in the mood for this, which is a shame, because he'll totally find ferret-sex-boy-thing amusing on a good day. Right now he's just staring at Draco with a distinct lack of amusement. And also a distinct lack of energy for beating the shit out of him.... unless of course this is the guy who raped his sister.

"Family business. It's nothin' to you. You always such an annoying little shit?"

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 12:58 am

"Annoying little shit? Hmm... annoying yes... little no... a shit? Well sometimes..." Draco is enjoying this far too much as this is the first contact he's had with anyone in dayssssssssssssss.

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 1:00 am

"Well at least you know you're a shit," Evan grumbles. "You got a name, or you just go by 'the Shit'?"

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 1:02 am

"Well we all know I'm THE shit but generally I go by Draco... and you are?"

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 1:04 am

Evan will forever refer to him as The Little Shit in his head. "Evan. Seventh. Can't wait to get out of this shit hole. It's full o' shits. Like you, mate."

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 1:07 am

Draco is now sulking because even though he knows he's a little shit he doesn't like other people calling him that. "Hey I'm not that bad... okay well maybe I am. So what is this family business that's got you all pissy?"

Evan Rosier - Inactive June 4th 2010, 1:10 am

Evan shrugs, not about to go into any great detail to The Little Shit three minutes after he meets him.

"Some asshole did somethin' that hurt my kid sister. When I find that asshole, they'll be a dead asshole."

**Draco Malfoy** June 4th 2010, 1:12 am

~~The Little Shit~~ Draco looked sulky at being told nothing and glanced around... "You seen my wife anywhere? ~~I want a sammich~~"

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