The Official James Potter Fan Clan

[Guest]

I am the President and Biggest James Potter fan.
I PITY DA FOOL who dares dispute me on that.

JOIN NOW, YE OLDE LANDLUBBERS.

[Nikki Orwell]

Hey hold up. I think I am the biggest fan.
-snaps fingers in a Z formation-

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I'm joining.
Also. I'm not arguing about being the biggest fan, because we all know that Pansy always wins and is always right. So, obviously, I am James's biggest fan.

[Lucy Weasley]

Um, sorry guys, but... I love James the most. See? I'm FABIAN. PREWETT. He ADORES me.

[Nikki Orwell]

I still think I do. I once called her to wake her up so she could curl her hair.
And I am Nikki, I could put all of you through intense trauma at any given time.
Because I think it is helping.
I LOVE JAMES MOSTEST!

[Guest]

OMG. YOU HAVE MADE THIS CAMPING TRIP EVEN MORE UNBEARABLE BECAUSE I AM NOW DEPRESSED AND JEALOUS.
I MIGHT GO INSANELY CRY OVER JEALOUSY.

OMG NO NO NO NO.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
NO NO NO NO NO.

I WILL GO BQQ ON YOU.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NEVER. EVER. EVER.
I LOVE JAMES POTTER MORE THAN THE AMOUNT OF WORDS IN EVERY LANGUAGE.
MORE THAN ALL THE TREATS IN HONEYDUKES.
MORE THAN ALL THE FIREBEER IN THE WORLD.
MORE THAN JESUS LOVES EVERYONE.
MORE THAN EVERYONE SEEMS TO LOVE NY BASED ON POPULAR T SHIRT LOGOS.
MORE THAN JAMES LOVES LILY.
MORE THAN SIRIUS LOVES HIS MIRROR.
MORE THAN REMUS LOVES MYA.
MORE THAN PANSY LOVES DRACO.
MORE THAN TRISTAN LOVES ISOLDE.
MORE THAN ROMEO LOVES JULIET.

I REST MY DAMN CASE.

[Nikki Orwell]

-cowers under the force of the love-
FINE!
BUT I LOVE JAMES SECOND MOST!

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