Re: Under a Random Tree

[Guest]

Sirius falls over. "YOU ASKHWOATE YOU SAID WHAT?!?!!??!?!? OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS NO WAIT I'M SIRIUS YOU'RE NOT SIRIUS BUT YOU ARE SERIOUS AREN'T YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MAN YOU ARE THE BEST BRO EVER!" BRO HUGS ALL AROUND.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and hugs his bro. "Vould I really joke about something like that? Of course I'm serious. I asked him myself," he said with a proud grin.

[Guest]

"YOU ARE AWESOME. UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, MAN! WE GOTTA DO SHIT LIKE THIS TOGETHER WHY WASN'T I THERE?!?!?!"

[Remus Lupin]

Sirius grins and gives his bro a bro hug. "Hey Viktor. It IS a nice hat, don't you think? I love it," he said with a grin. "Have I ever told you about that time I pretended to be a Texan to pick up chics with Prongs one summer?"

AMETHYST I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. JUST FOR THAT. I LOVED WRITING THAT INTO YOUR LETTER, I DID.

OMG I JUST SAW THIS. BWAHAHA XD I LOVED READING THAT.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Oh. Good question. I don't know. Off vith Fleur or something? Next time I do something like that I'll be sure to call you using our Bro senses," he said with a wink.

[Guest]

"Yeah man, just gotta do the Bro Call! BROOO BROOO BRO BROO BOOOO--OHHHHHH!" Sirius does his bro version of the feeny call. That's right.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and tackles Sirius because his Bro his awesome. "You're totally awesome, you know that? My life vould only be awesome if I didn't have you as my BFF vich is no vare near as cool as being totally awesome."

[Guest]

"This is entirely true. TO TOTALLY AWESOMENESS, MAN!" Sirius tackles him right back, and there is some super hot wrestling going on here. Anyone wanna drop by?

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric is walking along when he sees two people wresting, which is pretty hot itself. A closer look informs him that one of the people is Sirius and a small part of him dies for thinking this could possibly be hot. The he sees Viktor. He walks over, "Oh, look at you, Viktor. I see you've found a new pass-time." He looks at them uncertainly, "I do hope there's nothing going on here. You wouldn't be cheating on Regulus without me, would you?"

[Guest]

Sirius stops at hearing a voice, and climbs off Viktor to see THAT FUCKING SPARE THAT VIKTOR SNOGGED. OH SHIT. He gets to his feet and glowers at him. "Hey, I'm all for insinuating gayness between bros and all because I know the world just can't handle a bromance like ours, but that's uncalled for, you bloody spare. Viktor doesn't need you fucking up his relationship, so I suggest you keep your temptress ways to yourself and away from my bro, alright?" Sirius is menacing. Sirius is not happy.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor quickly stands up in case he needs to hold Sirius back. "Hey, hey..BFF. Calm down, alright? He vos just kidding. I already talked to him about vot happened before, okay? Don't kill him. Hufflepuff barely has any students left as it is."

[Guest]

Sirius grunted and nodded, still looking quite unhappy. "I used to feel bad that the slimy snakes like to roast you all. Now I'm not so sure," he said with a frown.

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric holds back a grin when Sirius starts yapping and looks over at Viktor. "Hey, I was just kidding. Anyways, I can't keep my temptress ways to myself. What good would that do? I've already got me." Besides, he knew Viktor wouldn't cheat without him. "Stick up his ass, huh?" He stage whispers to Viktor.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor does not like this situation. Not at all. "Er-- He's just trying to protect me is all," he said, obviously defending his BFF. "That kiss really vos a mistake, Cedric. It'd be great if it didn't happen...ever...again. Especially considering I'm still vith Regulus. Just like I've alvays been."

[Guest]

"No, but there'll be a stick up your arse in a moment, Spare," he says with distaste. "Honestly, you went for this thing? I bet he's not even well equipped, only the ones who're lacking act like he is," he remarked with a grin. "Really, next time, at least go for someone worth it, he looks like he'd taste good as a smore, but that might be about it." He turned to face Cedric, frowning again. "You heard him. You back off, Spare, or I'll make you."

-insert knuckle kracking here-

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric grinned, "Just like always?" He directed the question to Viktor, "I seem to recall a time... The prefect's bathroom is a lot more lonely these days." He avoided eye contact with Sirius at all costs, not particularly wanting a punch in the face. Unless Viktor nursed him back to health. Which he might just do, hmmm..

[Guest]

Sirius doesn't miss a beat, and looks sharply at Viktor. "Bathroom? What the fuck is Spare on about now?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor facepalms and doesn't look at either of them. "Nothing," he says firmly. "It vos a long time ago. After I broke up vith Regulus, okay? Just...forget it. Can ve please change the subject now?"

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric finally turns to face Sirius, "Oh, you don't know? I wonder where you were. Probably running around with Fleur somewhere." He gave a humourless laugh, "Well, when poor little Viktor and dear Regulus broke up, I was there for him. So again I ask, where were you?"

[Guest]

"You know Spare, I think it's about time you shut your goddamn mouth," he said with distaste, glowering at him. "Don't you talk shit like that about my bro to me, you hear? I don't know who you think you are, but you're really starting to piss me off," he snapped, and then inner Sirius makes Eowyn do this I AM SO SORRY CEDRIC and punches Cedric in the stomach... HARD.

[Cedric Diggory - Inactive]

Cedric took the hit to the stomach hard, taking a few seconds to recover from the winded way it left him. He glared at Sirius, "So this is you, huh? When the truth comes out you can't handle it? You just go around punching people. Well, that's a great take on life. I hope it gets you far." He turns his angry gaze on Viktor, then shakes his head. "I just can't believe this is the kind of person you like to be around." Turning around, he heads back to the castle without a glance behind him.

[Guest]

Sirius scowled at him, then turned to face Viktor. "Really? You had to snog that jackass? He's not even pretty! Honestly, my brother isn't that bad, but you need better taste. So NOT worth it, man," he said, shaking his head.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Dude. You haven't seen him naked. Give me a break," he said sounding somewhat annoyed that Cedric had showed up and caused all this drama. "He used to be my friend, okay? I don't know vot got into him recently."

[Guest]

"Unless that guy is seriously packing... just no, man. No," he said with a slight smile, not wanting to fight with his friend. "Er-- sorry if that upset you. He wouldn't shut up," he said with a shrug. "I'd say it's not what's gotten into him but who HASN'T gotten into him, if you catch my meaning. Got yourself a boy who wants himself some more Krum, I think."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"You think?" he asked with a laugh, obviously knowing what the answer was. "I should have never gotten that tattoo...or let him see me shirtless. I guess von Viktor Krum experience vosn't enough for him."

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