Re: The Hogwarts Lake

[Padma Patil]

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat areeeeeee elephant koii?" Padma asks, still pouting on the ground. She takes another swig of Firebeer and throws the second bottle away before going to get a third.

[Romilda Vane]

"They're giant koi fish!!" Milli shouts from the water. "You've never seen Avatar: The Last Airbender?"

[Logan Avery]

The fake Squidly won't let Roo go. "NOOOO SQUIDLYYY"

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki ran over with her new friend Grindy the Grindylow. "Grindy, I chose you!" She threw it at the fake squid.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli stares at Grindy in fasination while it attacked fake Squidly. She grabs another firebeer. I don't know what number she's on. Let's say four.

[Padma Patil]

"BAD SQUIDLY!" Padma yells. "UNHAND HER, YOU SCURVY ROGUE!"

[Lucian Bole]

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Squidly calls in confusion. "OOOOOOOOO! USUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" He sprays black ink at the fake squidly who is taking Roo captive.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki began to scream. "YOU VIOLATED THE RULES OF A POKEBATTLE. THE ONLY SOLUTION IS DEATH!"

[Padma Patil]

"WHAT'S A POKEEE BATTLE?" Padma asks, while draining her third bottle, getting a fourth, and jumping in the water. "I WANNA HAVE A POKE BATTLE!"

[Logan Avery]

Roo flailed her wand and it Stupefied Grindy. Fake Squidly completely ignored real Squidly's ink, and still wouldn't let Roo go. "BUT SQUIDLY I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

[Romilda Vane]

"Does anyone else think that the fact Squidly's look like Squidward?" Milli asks randomly.

[Lucian Bole]

Squidly is all sad and depressed, so he tries physical force - not by getting the fake squidly to let go of Roo, but by yanking on Roo's leg. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he squees. It's hard to believe he's the only sober one here... he certainly isn't acting like it.

[Padma Patil]

"Who's Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidward?" Padma asked, then swam and found a merman. "You haaaaaaaaaandsome!" she giggles.

[Nikki Orwell]

"it is like this thing..." Nikki gestured wildly, trying to convey everything through sign language.

[Romilda Vane]

"PADMA! YOU'S NEVER SAWED BOBSPONGE PANTSSQUARED EITHER? MERLIN WE NEED TO FIX THAT!!" Milli screams, then tries to Summon a TV.

[Logan Avery]

"MILLI! MUGGLE ARTIFACTS DON'T WORK IN HOGWARTS!!" Roo was then saved by Squidly and they lived happily ever after because Roo has to leave.

[Padma Patil]

"NOOOO! I DIDN'T!" Padma exclaims. The merman leaves. "Whoooooooooooooo's Bob? AND WHERE'S WALDOOOO?"

[Lucian Bole]

Yay! Squidly is happy and leaves because no one has any more use for him.

[Nikki Orwell]

A TV zoomed over and hit Nikki as she was climbing out of the Lake. She yelled at it, took a sugar quill, and stumbled away.

[Romilda Vane]

"THEY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??" Milli whines. She looks at the TV, then tries to Banish it into the Lake. But, seeing as she's had like, five or six firebeers, it crashed on top of Gryffindor Tower.

[Padma Patil]

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooh whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that?" Padma asked as the TV goes flying away. She finishes a fifth Firebeer.

[Lucian Bole]

Colin comes running down to the lake. Let's say he's already had a few Firebeers, because he is depressed and angry and such. "MILLIIIIIIIIIIII I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVESSSSSSSSSSSS YOU!" he yells.

[Romilda Vane]

"TV! BYE NIKKI!!!! BYE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TO BAD FOR DEM!! MORE FIRE-HIC-BEER FOR BE!!!"

[Padma Patil]

"FOR USSSSSSSSSS!" Padma said reproachfully. "IIIIIIII WAAAAAAANT SOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She gets a sixth bottle. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She begins dancing with Milli.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli just sees Colin's post so Imma reply. "WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT?" She blinked bleerily at her ex. "COLIN???" She starts dancing again with the music blaring in her ears.

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