Re: The Hogwarts Lake

[Logan Avery]

"I love Squidly..." Roo said dreamily. "I wish he loved me back..." She took another swig of her firebeer and started to crawl towards the lake. "Oh, I'm Roo..." she said absently, barely hearing Milli.

[Nikki Orwell]

"Don't give in!" Nikki dragged Roo back. "Men like it when you play hard to get."

[Padma Patil]

"HI ROO!" Padma says because she has met Roo somewhere before. We'll just say that she has. She sways with the grass.

[Logan Avery]

"Oh. Okay." Roo sat down for a moment, then suddenly jumped up and ran straight into the lake. "SQUIDLYYYYYYY!!!"

[Romilda Vane]

"Nikki's right. That's very true, very true. You should listen to her Roo," Milli says while nodding vigorously. Her eyes widen. "That rhymed! Imma poet and din't know it!" she says while grabbing another firebeer.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki flailed wildly, and then dove in after Roo.

[Lucian Bole]

The Giant Squid hears people in his lake. "Ooooo?" He sees two girls swimming after him. Yum yum. He does like eating them sometimes... "WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Logan Avery]

"SQUIDLY MY LOVE!!!" Roo swam straight at him and gave one of his tentacles a GREAT BIG HUG.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli begins to sing. "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. Doo da doo doo doo. Ohhh-hhh-hh I love to swiiiiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Nikki Orwell]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

[Lucian Bole]

The Giant Squid HUGS ROO RIGHT BACK. SOMEHOW. And then he sprays her with that black inky stuff. Oops. "Waooo," he says sadly. "OO NUUUU!" He then looks at Nikki. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

[Padma Patil]

"OOH IT'S THE GIANT SQUIDLY!" Padma exclaims. "WHYY IS IT ALL BLACK?"

[Romilda Vane]

"Fish are friends! Not food," Milli announces before acting like a shark and singing the Jaws theme.

[Nikki Orwell]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[Lucian Bole]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Giant Squid exclaims. "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!"

[Logan Avery]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY" Roo stuck her tongue out at at Nikki and completely ignored her inkiness. Probably because she's drunk. Massively. She flailed her wand around randomly and accidentally made some of the fish in the lake GINORMOUS.

[Padma Patil]

"Fish ARE friends!" Padma agrees, taking two big swigs of Firebeer and, when she tried to run to the lake, tripped and fell. "Ooooooooooooopsiessssssssssssss!" she giggles.

[Nikki Orwell]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIDDD? THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ME?"

[Lucian Bole]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the Giant Squid says. "IIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDLY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" He notices a shark go past him. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?" To Nikki he says, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Romilda Vane]

"Elephant Koi!" Milli exclaims, then goes to ride one.

[Padma Patil]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..." Padma stops saying stuff because she has to work it out in her brain. "I don't sssssssssssssssspeak whaleeeee," she slurs sadly. She pouts on the ground and takes another swig of Firebeer.

[Logan Avery]

Some of the fish Roo accidentally makes huge are squids. NOw there are lots of giant squids. "SQUIDLYYY!!!!" Roo swam towards one of them, and it picked her up by the foot and swung her around over the lake. "NOOOOOO SQUIDLYYYYY!!!!!"

[Romilda Vane]

"You mean they aren't elephant koi?" Milli asks pouting, right before a squid inked on her. "Aw, you guys made it ink!!"

[Lucian Bole]

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Squidly exclaims. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!"

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki realized talking to the squid was too confusing, and went off to play with a Grindylow.

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