Professor Russo's Classroom

[Elise Black]

NO SEX, SMUT, DRUG USAGE, OR ANYTHING YOU
CRAZY KIDS DO IS ALLOWED IN THIS ROOM. CLASSES ONLY.

Professor Russo is teaching the following courses:

Defense Against the Dark Arts: Bon Qui Qui technique
Sexual Education - MANDATORY FOR ALL STUDENTS
Drug Abuse Resistance Education - YOU WILL RECEIVE A LETTER IF YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE THIS COURSE

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor walks in for sex ed class looking bored. He sits in the back because he doesn't need this class. Regulus is never going to get pregnant. Ever.

[Guest]

Regulus would be very worried indeed if that were to happen, but would like to point out boys still get STDs, and Reg has slept with Gellert, so you really never know. He walks in and sees Viktor, and sits in class beside him. "Hey, love," he said with a wink and they proceed to make out passionately in the back of the room.

[Molly Prewett]

*Hermione walks into sex ed class carrying her daughter. She sits in the back next to Viktor (courteously leaving room for Reg on his other side) and raises her hand.*

Excuse me? Isn't this class a little redundant for some of us?

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor Krum is always safe and doesn't need to pay attention. He is quite happy that he came to class today. Yes indeed.

[Alice Prewett]

Alice strolls in because I guess we're doing this now.

It was time to learn what a penis was...

[Elise Black]

Professor Elise stands at the front of the room, a pointer in one hand. She stares over at Viktor Krum as he enters the classroom, narrowing her eyes as he sits in the back, "Mr. Krum, I don't know how it's done at Durmstrang, but here we fill the front seats. Please come to the front and fill the space available. Mr. Black, seeing as you are required to take extra classes with me already, I don't want to see any more of you than I need to. Behave," she leans back against the desk, "Mrs. Lupin, as I believe you are addressed now, you may leave."

[Guest]

Severus wanders in looking confused, and stops in front of the professor's desk. "Lady, I know all there is to know about sex. Really. I swear, I'm an expert." Severus checks out Professor Elise and grins. "I could actually give you a few beneficial lessons after this, you know. I'm sure there are a few skills I could share."

[Parvati Patil]

Parvati shuffles into the class while taking a seat somewhat near the back. Like hell she needed this class. She knows all about sex and all the awesome positions. What else is there that really needs to be taught? Stupid mandatory class.

[Molly Prewett]

[*sigh* FINE *sends in another character*]

*Hermione gets up and leaves, taking a handful of condoms from the bowl on the desk as she passes.*

[Penelope Rosier]

Penny wandered in grumbling. she lightened when she saw Parv and went to sit by her "stupid class eh?" she muttered to Parvati

[Lucius Malfoy]

WIN.


Lucius walks in looking panicked and sits in the front. He quickly raises his hand. "Professor! I slept with a mudblood! Am I going to die? Is there like, a pill I can take or something? I've burned all my sheets and clothing but I still. feel. dirty."

[Alice Prewett]

Alice feels like the only little virgin in the room.

OH WAIT. She is the only little virgin in the room.

[Elise Black]

"Mr. Snape, is it?" Professor Elise says, pursing her lips as she flashes him a disapproving glance, "Please take a seat. I'll take note of your amount of sexual activity and pray that you've used protection or have been tested..." She tilts her head and smiles, before looking back toward the rest of the class, "Everyone, simmer down now. While some of you..." She glances at Regulus and Viktor, before waving her wand and separating them, "may think you know enough about sex, there are others who don't. Behave yourselves."

[Frank Longbottom - Inact]

Frank enters the classroom and glances around for an empty seat. He spots Alice and blushes slightly, wondering if this is really the kind of class he should be sitting next to her in. Nonetheless, he walks over to her. "Hi," he says a bit shyly. "May I sit here?"

[Guest]

Severus rolls his eyes and sits in the front of the room where he can take better notes and stare at the hot professor.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna skips in and sits down on top of a desk in the front, wondering if thestral sex is going to be discussed.

[Jack Smith]

Alecto strolls in, winks at Sev, and takes a seat, putting her feet up on the desk. She's pretty sure she knows all there is to know about sex, but this beats History of Magic... Also, I've yet to inform her that she got syphillis from fucking Snape, and since she's a pureblood who knows nothing about antibiotics, she's going to die.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor glares at the professor for separating him from Regulus and would like Luna to know that the location is not relevant. Whatever. He pulls Regulus back onto his lap and continues making out with him again.

[Alice Prewett]

"Sure," she says, feeling awkward about last night's conversation with her brothers and just where they were in general. She looks around at all the whores other kids, and feels even more awkward.

[Rolf Scamander]

Rolf enters the classroom and grins when he spots Luna. "Hey gorgeous," he says quietly while taking a seat next to her. "Seems like a waste of time this class..." he mumbles to her.

[Guest]

Severus would like Alecto to know that he does NOT have syphilis- it's just gonorrhea, thank you very much. Duhrrr. He winks back at Alecto and makes the 'call me' sign at her.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna smiles at Rolf as he walks in. "Tell me about it. I think we know all we need to know," she grumbles.

[Parvati Patil]

"Extremely stupid," she says quietly with a small laugh to Penny. "I mean, I get tested every week and I always remember to do the spell. I'm a very well prepared individual." She quiets when the Professor starts to talk, hoping that if they are quiet, they'll get out of here sooner.

[Jack Smith]

Ok, Alecto's going to fall off a cliff then. But that gonorrhea is gonna be a bitch. She mouths 'bring a friend' at Sev and then looks around, bored.

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