Re: Professor Russo's Classroom

**Parvati Patil** June 16th 2010, 6:20 am

Parvati stands up, glad that this stupid thing didn't take very long. She glances at the Slytherins in trouble, a small smirk on her face because they're always the ones in trouble. She then hops out of the classroom and back to the common room.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 6:20 am

Professor Elise uses her wand to have the banana peel whack Alecto multiple times in the face before she floats the banana over to the trash can. She's the only teacher and, thus, does whatever the fuck she wants. "All of you have an assignment since you love being disruptive. Some of you don't know the consequences of being pregnant," she glances at Penelope and Alecto, "and the other some of you will never have to go through pregnancy," she glances over at the males, "So, I assign you a project." With a wave of her wand, beautiful pregnancy suits appear, "For one month, all of you will wear these realistic pregnancy suits under your robes. Don't worry, there are maternity robes in the Hospital Wing. You will be charting down your experience daily. If I don't receive these reports at the end of the month, with everyday completed, and the robes daytracker showing that you've actually used it, you'll be expelled." Professor Elise giggles and snorts because it's funny.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 6:21 am

Viktor waits for Regulus and walks to the front with him, grabbing his ass as they walk. He turns to Alice and smirks. "No. That's not true. Reg and I vould know." He turns to the professor looking horrified. "Um. How about no."

Guest June 16th 2010, 6:22 am

Regulus grins as Viktor grabs his ass, and slings an arm around his lover's waist. "Uh- I don't think so. Come on Vikki, let's get out of here- you and me have a date with the locker room floor."

**Penelope Rosier** June 16th 2010, 6:22 am

"like hell i will! I've already done that once thanks." Penny ran out before she could be forced to take one

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 6:23 am

Viktor grins and kisses Regulus passionately before dragging him out of the classroom in the direction of the locker room.

Guest June 16th 2010, 6:23 am

Severus snorts with laughter and leans against the wall, checking out both Alecto and Lucius. "Alright. Y'all have fun with that. Malfoy and Carrow- you know where to find me," he says with a wink and struts out like he's Sirius Black.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 6:24 am

[I expect the punishment done or I kill you all!]

**Alice Prewett** June 16th 2010, 6:24 am

Alice stares wide eyed at Viktor. "Oh, erm, okay. Whatdoesapenislooklike?" She says that even faster. She would have known if she hadn't been hiding her eyes during the slideshow.

Lucius Malfoy June 16th 2010, 6:25 am

Lucius grins and checks out Sev's ass before turning back to Alecto. "I will see you around," he says as he taps his pimp cane on the desk. He turns and swaggers out.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 6:26 am

Professor Elise stares at Alice Prewett and pats her on the head, "Your brothers would not appreciate it if I told you..." She leads Alice out the door and sends her on her way, "Ta-ta!"

**Jack Smith** June 16th 2010, 6:27 am

Alecto watches Sev and Lucius' arses as they leave and plans to exercise her right as a woman to choose what happens to her own body.

**Alice Prewett** June 16th 2010, 6:30 am

"Uh... okay," was all she could get out before she was lead out. It is at this time that she decides to go on a quest. A quest to find out what a penis is.

Alice Prewett and the Penis Quest will be on sale July 1st!

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 8:15 am

Professor Elise locks the classroom, so no one can have sex in her room.

**Gideon Prewett** June 16th 2010, 4:38 pm

Professor Elise wrote:Professor Elise stares at Alice Prewett and pats her on the head, "Your brothers would not appreciate it if I told you..." She leads Alice out the door and sends her on her way, "Ta-ta!"

[THANK YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PROFESSOR. AND ALICE, NO QUESTING.]

**Alice Prewett** June 16th 2010, 6:40 pm

[I WILL QUEST ALL I WANT. *gets out hiking gear* DO YOU THINK I'LL FIND A PENIS IN THE FOREST?]

**Gideon Prewett** June 16th 2010, 6:41 pm

[I JUST DIED LAUGHING. ALSO, YOU MIGHT... THERE ARE A LOT OF ANIMALS IN THE FOREST...]

**Alice Prewett** June 16th 2010, 6:42 pm

[I DON'T THINK DEARS HAVE THE KIND OF DICKS I'M LOOKING FOR... Razz

]

Elise Black June 25th 2010, 6:08 am

Professor Elise sits in her classroom.

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 6:18 am

Parvati walks up to Professor Elise's Office and pounds frantically on the door. "PROFESSOR? ARE YOU THERE? IT'S URGENT! I WOULD LIKE TO FILE PHYSICAL HARASSMENT CHARGES!" she yells through the door.

Elise Black June 25th 2010, 6:25 am

Professor Elise glares at the door, upset that her peace and quiet is interrupted. She rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh, waving her wand and letting the door open. She stares at Parvati, "Miss Patil? Who harassed you? Calmly, please."

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 6:27 am

"I'm not sure what his name is, though I'm positive he is dating Viktor Krum," she says with a huff while entering the office. "He pulled my hair and slapped me! He freaking slapped me! What kind of a person does that to a girl!"

Elise Black June 25th 2010, 6:29 am

"A person who is in my Drug Abuse Resistance Education course," Elise mutters under her breath, too quiet for Parvati to hear. She grumbles a bit to herself and sends a note fluttering off to one named Regulus Black who could not control his tongue when he was near Viktor Krum, "Regulus Black is who harassed you. I have sent a note to his whereabouts. He is being summoned to my office. You are safe now, Miss Patil."

Guest June 25th 2010, 6:38 am

REGULUS WILL SHOW UP ANOTHER TIME BECAUSE I G2G TO BED SOON D:

Claire McCann June 25th 2010, 6:41 am

WELL THAT'S FINE
AS LONG AS HE SHOWS UP

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