Re: Professor Russo's Classroom

**Penelope Rosier** June 16th 2010, 5:46 am

Penny nods in agreement "definitely" she whispered as the professor began class. she yawned, bored, and hoping she would get out of there soon

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 16th 2010, 5:47 am

"Thanks," he says quietly, then sitting and staring straight ahead. He feels awkward. Like, really awkward. He's in a sex ed class, sitting next to a very pretty girl that he thinks he may have a crush on...and they'll be discussing sex. He only hopes no bananas are brought out. Or cucumbers.

Guest June 16th 2010, 5:48 am

Marcus walked in and sat down in a desk by someone.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 5:48 am

Professor Elise waits until the class simmers down their hormones, then walks to the back of the room and pulls Regulus off of Viktor. She grabs Viktor by the collar, not caring that he was larger than her, and drags him to the front of the room, sitting him beside Severus, "I'm glad you all think you know everything that has to do with sex. If you did actually know, you would be more careful about where you do it." She glances over at Lolf and quirks a brow, "Let me be one to tell you, sex is not the proper usage for thestrals. First, that's disgusting and second, inappropriate use of creatures that do NOT belong to you. Do I make myself clear? You are not here because you are novices at sex. You are here because you frequently have sex in the wrong places at wrong times. You are here to be properly educated about the times and places for sex. I, for one, want to give most of you detentions for having sex in public places. Like common rooms, for example. You know who you are." She smiles at Alice, "For those of you are, indeed, inexperienced...we will go over the basics. Now, all of you, shut up and pay attention."

Neville Longbottom June 16th 2010, 5:49 am

Neville walked in and sat down in between two lovely looking people... (Frank and Alice) He looked from side to side. "Well Hi there!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 5:49 am

"Um. I vould like to point out that the location is not relevant," Viktor said dully before turning around to wink at Reg.

Guest June 16th 2010, 5:51 am

EOWYN DIES. DIES. SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT AS REG.

Regulus winks back at Viktor and nods. "Really, professor- honestly, you need to change it up a bit, for a healthy sex life- don't want things to get boring- not that they could, I mean, if your man is as good as my man."

Lucius Malfoy June 16th 2010, 5:51 am

Lucius waves him pimp cane in the air. "Professor! I slept with a fucking mudblood! I need help! What do I do!? I still feel dirty and disgusting!!!!"

**Jack Smith** June 16th 2010, 5:53 am

Alecto arches an eyebrow. "You mean to say you've been watching us all fuck this whole time? You should be sacked - that's abuse, y'know."

**Alice Prewett** June 16th 2010, 5:53 am

Alice headdesks. Did everyone know now? Dammit, she should've kept the pillow in!

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 5:53 am

-loves wife for thinking the same thing-

Viktor nods, feeling very proud of his innocent uke for such a good answer. He also wishes that the professor didn't move him so far away from Regulus because he would be more than willing to demonstrate Reg's theory with him.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 5:54 am

"I don't have a man and, frankly, I don't plan on having one while I'm teaching at this school. For all I know, he'd probably be STD infested." Professor Elise runs a hand through her hair, thoroughly irritated, "At this school, it is relevant. For that, Mr. Krum, twenty points from Gryffindor. And Mr. Black, same for Slytherin. Maybe you two should learn to hold your tongues!" She smirks and looks back over at Lucius Malfoy, "'Scuse me? There's nothing wrong with muggleborns. Unless, of course, she had a sexually transmitted disease. If you feel dirty and disgusting, by all means, take a shower or get tested."

Guest June 16th 2010, 5:54 am

Severus frowns at Alecto. "Hey, people watching is kind of a turn on sometimes, you know. Depends who's watching. Though, I tend to prefer when they join in," he said with a grin. "Who? Antonin? Or another guy? Or girl? I have options," he mouths at Alecto.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 5:55 am

"I'd rather hold Reg's tongue if you know vot I mean," he said with a smirk.

Lucius Malfoy June 16th 2010, 5:56 am

"I. Took. 10. Showers. She has dirty blood! She came from muggles! Like...EW! She probably has all these dirty muggle diseases!"

Guest June 16th 2010, 5:56 am

Regulus laughs and blows a kiss at Viktor. He scribbles a note and tosses it at Viktor.

Locker room later?
It's been a while since we did it on the floor.

**Penelope Rosier** June 16th 2010, 5:56 am

Penny shuddered at all the talk of diseases "this is such bull shit" she muttered

Guest June 16th 2010, 5:57 am

Marcus looked around at everyone and was all like "Fuck this class." He got up and left.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 5:58 am

Viktor catches the note, smiling as he reads it and quickly writing one back.

Sounds great.
And after that we should try it on the bench in there.

**Jack Smith** June 16th 2010, 5:59 am

Severus Snape wrote:Severus frowns at Alecto. "Hey, people watching is kind of a turn on sometimes, you know. Depends who's watching. Though, I tend to prefer when they join in," he said with a grin. "Who? Antonin? Or another guy? Or girl? I have options," he mouths at Alecto.

Alecto smirks at Sev while Lenore does her best not to die laughing at her desk. She's failing, just so you know. She shrugs and mouths back, "Tony's just fine. Or somebody else - surprise me."

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 5:59 am

Professor Elise slams her pointer down on the table, "Silence. Now. Ms. Rosier, you have detention with me for a month. Enjoy that shit. The rest of you will serve the same punishment if one of you talks without being called on, is that understood?"

[Marcus has detention for a month. I will kick him in the stomach for five hours everyday.]

**Angela Braddock** June 16th 2010, 6:00 am

Ange slipped in quietly, head down "sorry" she mumbled and slipped into a desk

**Penelope Rosier** June 16th 2010, 6:00 am

Penny's jaw dropped "That is SO uncalled for! no way"

Guest June 16th 2010, 6:02 am

"I could bring more than one, maybe. I'm always game for a little something new," he whispers, looking lazily around the room for potential candidates. That Lucius fellow from the party wasn't half bad. Severus catches his eye and winks at him.

Elise Black June 16th 2010, 6:02 am

"I would love to see if you treat your other professors this way because it's ridiculous. All of it. I don't care what you think about this class, you will respect me. I'm not afraid to hand out punishments to all of you..." She glares at Regulus, Viktor, Severus, and Alecto, "You four are going to have the worst of it. Stop passing notes in my classroom. Stop. Your. Nonsense. Pay attention." She turns to Penny, "Your comment was unnecessary and uncalled for. You spoke out of turn. You deserved that punishment. Speak once more and I will lengthen it. Understood? Good."

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