Re: The Fireplace

**Reed Dawson** June 21st 2010, 6:24 am

"I don't know if you notice, but people don't like me. It's better for me to be alone." She shruged

Guest June 21st 2010, 6:28 am

"Come on Millicent. People like you. I mean..I like you and that little bitch Dee likes you, and I'm sure if you just got around more people would like you. Like that black kid in Gryffindor. He seems to like everybody."

**Reed Dawson** June 21st 2010, 6:32 am

She wasn't sure of this black kid..but he sounded pretty sexy. "Well, I'm not sure if Dee likes me..she's just trying to make me not so fat. Said it grosses her out or something.."

Guest June 21st 2010, 6:34 am

"Okay, well...Dee doesn't matter. She's not important. But I like you, and that black kid would probably like and I'm sure a ton of other people."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 21st 2010, 6:35 am

[NOOOO. DEE LIKES ILLIE, SHE DOES.]

**Reed Dawson** June 21st 2010, 6:37 am

[YAY!!!]

Her breath catches. He liked her. She could die happy now. "Well. Thank you, that really means a lot to me." She smiles

Guest June 21st 2010, 6:38 am

He smiles at her. "Hey It's only the truth." He says while flashing her his sexy Marcus smile again.

**Reed Dawson** June 21st 2010, 6:47 am

Her heart starts racing at that smile. She stands. "Well I need to be getting to bed. I'll see you later?"

Guest June 21st 2010, 6:48 am

He stands up too. "Yeah, I should be going too. I'll see you around" He said as he walked off to go find penny and not snog her because she is NOT a slutface.

**Reed Dawson** June 21st 2010, 6:53 am

"Bye!" She walks away and imagines a romantic good-bye kiss. Which will never happen...while she's a fatty..

**Penelope Rosier** June 21st 2010, 7:43 am

(Damn straight it won't. And penny is NOT a slutface!!!!!)

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:27 am

Lucius swaggers on over to the fireplace with his pimp cane and sits down, thinking about how perfect his hair is.

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:30 am

A little bolar head is looking through the window. She sniffs, and smells something, something delectable. She starts to salivate at the scent. It was her favorite snack, PENIS! She uses her magical bolar powers and transports into the common room. She sneaks up behind the boy with the nice smelling penis.

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:33 am

Lucius senses a disturbance behind him and turns around, jumping back in horror. "What the hell? What are you? Did the house elves need more help or something?" he asks, looking the orange creature up and down.

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:35 am

The bolar cannot speak, but she can show him. She sends a message to his mind, introducing herself. She then shows him an image of a clitoris, indicating that that is her name. She sniffs again, fingering her bottle of ketchup and mustard.

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:37 am

"Oh. Wow. Er- that's your name? Lovely," he says in a bored voice as he notices the condiments in her hands. "Hungry, are we? Well-- maybe it's best that you go off to the kitchens. Go on."

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:39 am

Clitoris shakes her wittle head. She would not be going to the kitchens. House Elf dicks were not very satisfactory. They were too small and too wrinkly, really. She just stares at Lucius' pants. His penis didn't smell as good as Snape's, but it would do for now.

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:42 am

Lucius blinked. Was this orange bear looking at his- oh yeah. It was. "Right. I should get going. People to torment and such, and this hair doesn't brush itself. Nope. I have to condition it and use all these special shampoos and stuff to get it this shiny and luscious. Don't even get me started on how long I have to brush it. So I'll just be off now," he says as he takes a few sidesteps towards the door.

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:44 am

Clitoris knows she must attack immediately if she wants her snack. Instead of going for a more ninja approach, she just jumps on Lucius, salivating all~ over him. She shows him a mental image of his penis in a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard on it, and her taking a big, juicy bite...

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:47 am

"Urgh! Get off me," he says, shoving the bolar away. "It's not for eating...Unless you're Severus or Alecto or some other sexy Slytherin, worthy enough. Go find someone else."

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:52 am

Clitoris brightens at the mention of Snape, and shows Lucius an image, asking where he is. She shows another image, this one involving Clitoris at a hot dog eating competition, with both Severus and Lucius in hot dog buns.

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 3:54 am

"Oh, that is repulsive," he says in disgust. "I have no idea where Severus is. Go find him yourself, or ask a Puff to help you. I think we have one locked up in the Slytherin broom closet for the roast this Thursday."

The Bolars June 22nd 2010, 3:57 am

Clitoris only cares about the Hufflepuff if it's a boy. But there's a living, breathing boy right in front of her, and she pounces ~~screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!"~~. CLITORIS ROARS AND YANKS LUCIUS' FLOBBERWORM HARD.

HE IS BAD. BAD, I SAY.

Lucius Malfoy June 22nd 2010, 4:00 am

"Nrrrgghhhh! CAREFUL WITH THAT! GET. OFF!" he shouts as he shoves the bolar away, looking horrified. "IT DOESN'T COME OFF! GO TALK TO GELLERT. I HEARD HE LOVES HAVING HIS DICK PULLED ON! NOW GO. LEAVE. GET!"

**Penelope Rosier** June 22nd 2010, 5:15 am

(omfg I am dead. too funny)

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