Re: I LOVE ANGELA

[Neville Longbottom]

2 dogs actually and 2 children...just saying. >.>

[Claire McCann]

IT IS TOO MUCH TO ASK ACTUALLY
THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING SHIT MAN



LOOK AT THAT MASSIVE LIST

[Guest]

Dee? Do not blame the Bolar Queen for Jeffangela's love coming through in the world of awf. It was only a matter of time until the extreme levels of their admiration for one another would spawn something as beautiful as the relationship played out here will be. Right, Jeffrey my love? And that's right honey, two dogs and two kids. Maybe three, if you misbehave like I like.

[Claire McCann]

...This is wrong.
WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

[Neville Longbottom]

oh my god. Please stop....and I swear...If I see any posts of you two in smutland.....I will kill you...

[Dean Thomas]

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!

[Joe]

Of course Angela, my dearest angel. And you know I always misbehave. Every single night. And all our kids will play intense sports and ride horses all the time. All day long.

[Guest]

OMG LYK SRSLY GUIDE. LYK STOP IT. LYK REALLY.

OR IMA POP A GLOCK IN YOUR MOUTH AND MAKE A BRAIN SLUSHIE.

[Guest]

Jeffrey, who is this fool trying to ruin our most perfect love? Cause they need to go.

[Claire McCann]

THAT'S IT
REPORTED TO THE WIZARD COPS MOTHERFUCKAHHHHHS.

[Guest]

OMG LYK GUISE STOP IT.

I HAVNT LYK BIN EETING OR SLEEPING. AND LYK MY DAD IS REALLLY REALLY ANGRY.

AND HE'S LYK RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREEMIN ABOOT HOW I GOOF'D AND LYK IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.
LYK SRSLY GUISE.

[Joe]

Jeffrey, who is this fool trying to ruin our most perfect love? Cause they need to go.

I'm sorry, love. Want me to hold your hoop earrings while you show her how we do it in da hood?

[Guest]

Yeah, you taught me well. Here, I'll show her what's what. -hands over earrings-

[Joe]

*holds earrings and watches my baby go* You show her, honey! I believe in you!

[Guest]

A kiss for luck first!?

[Joe]

*takes Angela in my arms and gives her a big smooch*


Now go get 'em!

[Guest]

-is super pumped now and can take on the world-

[Claire McCann]

OKAY UM EXCUSE ME
HOLD EARRINGS?
YOU DID NOT JUST DO HOLD EARRINGS
I AM THE ONLY GHETTO PERSON HERE
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE INSANELY CUT UP THE LEFT SIDE
I HAVE A PRISON SHANK AND I AM NOT AFRAID
GURRRRRL YOU SO DID NOT
HOW BOUT I STAB YOUR EYES OUT WIT DEM EARRINGS? HMM?

HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?
YOU WOULDN'T.
GIRL. YOU. GOIN. DOWN.

[Dean Thomas]

GO GET 'EM BON QUI QUI! SHOW THEM HOW YOU DO THINGS IN THE GHET-TO *finger snaps*

[Joe]

Dearest love of mine,
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
That is all.

[Joe]

THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF ANGELA <3

Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think its so sexy

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

[Neville Longbottom]

....I would comment on that but I am not even going to say anything...

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