The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black

[Snuffles]

Mummy Eowyn welcomes her children.

PEOPLE WELCOME IN THE HOUSE:

Mummy Eowyn's Spouses: Joel and Luna
Mummy Eowyn's Daughters: Cissa, Nikki, Elise
Mummy Eowyn's Daughter in Laws: Kendra, Milli
Mummy Eowyn's Mistress: Rachel
Mummy Eowyn's Brother: Sam
Mummy Eowyn's Friends: Pansy, Mya, AJ, etc.

NO DEES OR TEDDYS ALLOWED, ELOPING WITH A BLOOD TRAITOR. GOODNESS.

[Romilda Vane]

Milli skips in and hugs Eowyn. "Future mamma in law!"

[Snuffles]

"Hello there beautiful! I'm afraid all my daughters had to leave. Such madness, I come to my house and they all leave. It's okay, we can plan the wedding in like five years," says Mummy Eowyn, who prances and gets Kreacher to make us sammiches because her blood traitor of a wife won't.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius/Dom/WHOMEVER enters the house and sees her future mother in law. "Hi MILLF! I made you cookies!" There is nothing wrong with sucking up. Nope.

[Snuffles]

"Aw, how sweet! Meet Milli, your future sister in law. She's marrying my youngest daughter, Narcissa, when Cissa is of age. She's not quite ready for marriage yet," says Mummy Eowyn rather exasperatedly, remembering this morning's incidents with quoting a rather terrible fanfiction. "See? Being a good DILLF already!"

[Romilda Vane]

"Yay cookies and sammiches!!" Milli says happily. "Wait is the wedding in five years or are we starting to plan in five years?" Milli turns to look for Kreacher. "Kreacher! Where are the sammmiches?" she snaps. "Hi future sister in law," she says, waving.

[Snuffles]

"I think we ought to plan now, she'll be ready by then. She lives with me for a mum, how much longer can her innocence last?" Mummy Eowyn is totally in a very skimpy dress, because we all know she'll be one of those mums who dresses like they're twenty when they're fourty.

[Nikki Orwell]

Nikki skipped in, gave her lovely mother a peck on the cheek, and sat down. "Morning Mum!"

[Snuffles]

"Hello sweetling! Meet your future sister in laws. Girls, this is Nikki, she's the heir. Now now, don't go plotting to kill her, like my daughter Cissa was this morning. I don't give the title to murderers who get caught, and I will catch you," says Mummy Eowyn, brandishing her wand.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Kendra (who will be going by her real name since she can't go by Dom since it's a Weasley name and can't go by Scorpius because it's a boys name and she's a DIL) sits down with a smile when they started to talk about wedding plans. "I love talking about wedding plans! Are you going for a big ceremony, much different from that Teddy and Dee situation?" She then turns to Nikki. "Hi Nikki!"

[Romilda Vane]

"Hi Nikki," Milli says, waving to Nikki. She takes a sammich from Kreacher, who finally finished them. "Yay! Wedding in five years! Hmm, I was thinking a big wedding. I'm not sure what Cissa is thinking though. The Blacks are such a large family, and friends and such..." Milli trails off, and she noms on her sammich.

[Snuffles]

"Of course. A lovely grand wedding, for you and my Elise, yes? How about sushi, for part of the menu?" suggested Mummy Eowyn, who is busy coddling Nikki.

[Nikki Orwell]

"MUM! You haven't arranged marriage for me yet... why does Cissa get one? You just love her more." Nikki glared at Eowyn. "You know, I am just going to go and kill some Muggles for parental approval."

[Snuffles]

"Nikki darling! We've been through this before! As the heiress I can't just have you married off so soon! I've still got so much to teach you. And besides, I don't want to lose you so quickly. You're still the favorite, but don't tell Cissa," whispered Mummy Eowyn. "However you are still free to kill muggles, though Milli was kind enough to take care of that mudblood who insulted my Cissa's hair. Awful bastard.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Sushi," she asks blinking. "I...I don't think that'd be very appropriate for our wedding. I don't think anyone could enjoy such a food. I mean, it'd sure make the ceremony rather...interesting and humourous."

[Snuffles]

"What's a wedding, without some laughs? Fine. Perhaps... strawberries, for dessert? I do love them. Or are bananas more your kind? I wouldn't think so, since you are marrying my daughter," says Mummy Eowyn. Who needs sons anyway? They'd just go off with blood traitors named Potter.

[Nikki Orwell]

"Okay Mum." Nikki smiled prettily up and Mama Eowyn. Yes, Mama Eowyn, just like Mama Umbridge. "Well, I'll go and kill all of the family of the Muggles who insulted Cissa's hair. I don't want to live in a world where such bad taste exists. I can make it look like the fashion police did it too. Well, I shall be off Mum."

[Must get ready to see MY TWO BABY COUSINS WHO ARE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER.]

[Snuffles]

"Alright! Bye darling!" and Mummy Eowyn coddles her future daughter in laws because all of us have to go now. Good grief.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

"Yeah, I see no need for bananas or pineapples at the wedding," she replies. "Strawberries sound perfect to me. Though, we should probably run that by Elise. After all, she'd get mad if I made any decisions without her. Bye Nikki!"

[Adelia Kara Whiteraven]

Joel comes skipping in becaus that's how he rolls, and wishes he had known about this 30 minutes ago as he wasted away in the FUCKING HUGE AND AMAZING LIBRARY HIS COLLEGE HAS instead of ten minutes before class. He then starts doodling mustahces on people's faces when they aren't looking, because he's a Black and therefore evilllll muahaha. Dom has a moooostache now.

[Narcissa Black]

Cissa twirls in with a pleasant smile. Just like a Disney movie or something, that one is. "Hello Mummy!" She greets. "Milli, Dom... Joel? Did you just draw a moustache on Dom?" She blinked.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Luna walks in and goes up to her room to write letters to Mya, AJ, Dee, and Teddy because she loves them and she doesn't want to bother anyone because she's the unloved one.

[Daphne Greengrass]

NO DEES OR TEDDYS ALLOWED, ELOPING WITH A BLOOD TRAITOR. GOODNESS.[/b]

I'm gone for like, a week and I'm hated.

OH, AND CISSA- WE ARE SO OVER.

[Claire McCann]

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?

[Scorpius Malfoy]

WELL...CONSIDERING YOU ARE EOWYN'S DAUGHTER...IMMA TAKE THAT ONE AS A YES.

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