Re: The Fireplace

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:18 pm

"Heed my every order and you might survive!" *kicks that annoying second year out*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:21 pm

*chases the scaredykid out, singing loudly and drunkenly* YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR *kicks the kid in the bum* SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU'RE THROUGH!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:23 pm

HOW CAN I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?

*starts to climb the wall and hangs upside down from the ceiling*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:25 pm

[Going back to the beginning of the song, cause we started toward the end]

*throws pillows at Dee* Let's get down to business, to defeat the HUNS!! *jumps over the back of the couch landing in front of the fireplace, dropping her firebeer somewhere in the process*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:25 pm

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? *falls from the ceiling, giggling*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:30 pm

You're the saddest bunch I ever met! *Pansy quickly puts the flames on her skirt out, as it had caught on fire from landing too close to the fireplace*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:32 pm

But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!

*starts to moonwalk*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:47 pm

Tranquil as a forest! *Pansy leaps around ballerina-style, finding a new bottle of firebeer*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:48 pm

But on fire within *trips and grabs 6 more bottles*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:49 pm

Once you find your center! *pokes Dee in the bellybutton*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:51 pm

*giggles*
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

*waltzes with Fallopian the bolar*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:53 pm

And you haven't got a clue! *downs her fourth firebeer and climbs up onto the mantle of the fireplace*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:54 pm

Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

*shoos out that annoying second year, again*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 11:55 pm

*claps when the second year gets shot* I'm never gonna catch my breath! *pretends to be choking*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 17th 2010, 11:57 pm

Say goodbye to those who knew me *pretends to die*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 12:01 am

Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym! *almost falls off mantle*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 12:02 am

This guy's got 'em scared to death

*throws fish at passerby*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 12:03 am

HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME! *clutches chest dramatically*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 12:04 am

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim *pretends to drown like an all around loon*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 12:13 am

WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER! *leaps off the fireplace, tackling an unsuspecting fourth year*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 12:15 am

Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man!

*giggles at fourth year and drops disco ball into the middle of the room*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 12:24 am

[Sorry, playing with a recording of "Remus's World".]

BE A MAN! *stands on the couch*
With all the strength of a raging fire *does flexing pose*
Be a MAN!

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 12:26 am

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

*starts to run in circles*

[You're recording it?]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 12:29 am

[I made a computer voice read it because it was funny. I probably won't be singing it myself. Ew.]

*collapses on couch and drinks more firebeer*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 12:34 am

*eats firebeer pie in the corner*

[That's what I would do. I hate recording myself.]

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