Re: The Fireplace

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 3:43 am

Pansy jumps up from the floor and starts waltzing, or something, she wasn't sure because of how drunk she was, and how drunk he was too. "But I don't understand how a world with such wonderful things could be bad?!!" she sang back to him, a little louder than usual because of the firebeer.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 3:48 am

[Did someone say DRACO MALFOYYYY? Or Connor. That works too...]

Guest March 18th 2010, 3:48 am

Severus spins Pansy around, dipping her and *NOT* dropping her, which is a miracle in itself. "Look at REMUS! ISN'T HE NEAT?!?! Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who SCREWSSSSS EVVVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he bellows, tossing the bottle in his hand in the general direction of a few remaining first years.

Guest March 18th 2010, 3:48 am

[OMG CONNOR GO READ THE SONG PANSY WROTE LIKE NOW!]

Guest March 18th 2010, 3:50 am

[Wow... I FAIL AT LIFE. It took me about ten minutes to open that bottle of beer, and I haven't even had any yet. I WON THE BATTLE THOUGH, I WON! *blames it on the crappy bottle opener that is her keychain*]

[WARNING: I MAY BE TIPSY AT ANY POINT IN TIME, AS I HAVE A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 3:50 am

*is dead in the corner*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 3:51 am

Pansy, her head still hanging upside down in the dip, laughs as the first years scramble terrified to their dormitories. "Everyone, huh?"

[Ahhh, Bedrock is stuck in my head, my roommate was playing it just now. It won't get out of my headdddddd.
And that's cool, Severus will be more genuinely drunk then! Razz

]

Guest March 18th 2010, 3:54 am

[*is crying because she is being mocked for her beer failure by everyone*]

"EVERYONE! HEY GUYS IT'S ORGY TIME!!!!" Severus yells, throwing off his robes - under which he IS wearing a shirt and pants.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 3:56 am

[I haven't let Draco in here yet. XD Maybe he'll go down to that Lake party. Get some Granger Danger.]

Salazar Slytherin - Inact March 18th 2010, 3:56 am

Did someone said SALAZAR SLYTHERIN? *grins*
OMG ORGY.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 3:57 am

Pansy squeaks as she's dropped to the ground, a little confused by Severus yelling about orgy time and ripping off his robes. She pushes her school skirt back down and pulls her tie from over her shoulder, sitting on the ground and reaching for the firebeer that's sitting just a little out of reach.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 3:57 am

*is dead and can therefore not participate in the orgy*

Guest March 18th 2010, 3:59 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:[I haven't let Draco in here yet. XD Maybe he'll go down to that Lake party. Get some Granger Danger.]

[WHAT?!???! MADNESS! DRACO MALFOY GET YOUR SEXY ASS HERE NOW!]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 4:02 am

[HE'LL BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE THEN. I'm going to bring out the jealous Loopy.]

Draco arches an eyebrow as he walks into the common room. He stares at the drunken madness, "Uh...what are all of you doing?" He puts his hand to his head, still feeling slightly hungover from the night before.

Guest March 18th 2010, 4:03 am

"HEY GUYS HEY GUYS IT'S DRACO! DID YOU KNOW HE HAS DEATH EATER BOXERS!?!? THEY'RE TOTALLY AWESOME!" Severus yells, tackling Malfoy to the ground.

[He's already jealous. *has let something slip to him about last night already*]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 4:04 am

*is still dead in the corner*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:05 am

"How do you know that Froggy?" Pansy asked, laughing from the floor. She finally managed to grab the firewhiskey she was reaching for and popped the cork out, rocketing it toward Severus.

Guest March 18th 2010, 4:07 am

Severus is hit in on square on the nose with said cork. "OUCH! FLOWER THAT WASN'T NICE! And I know 'cause showed me! I'M JEALOUS I WANT THOSE BOXERSSSS! Draco SHARE!" he yells, grabbing two firebeers, and tossing one in Draco's general direction.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 4:08 am

[Well, now he can be double jealous. xD -Granger Danger and Snacoooo.-]

Draco flushed, embarrassed. He had remembered waking up in the dormitory in nothing but his DE boxers. In Severus' bed. The sad part was, he hardly remembered any of it. Just bits and pieces, "OOF!" He fell to the ground and scratched his head, "You are definitely livin' up to that rep of yours!" He caught one of the firebeers and eagerly popped it open, taking a large swig, "I TOLD YOU!! I'm going to get you a pair! Ya gotta be patient!" He grinned.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:09 am

Pansy breaks out in riotous laughter when he yells at her, not really sure what was so funny, but laughing all the same. Was this number ten? Twelve? She didn't care, and she took a long drink while she got to her feet. "Sorry Sevvy," she told him, patting his nose gently.

Guest March 18th 2010, 4:12 am

"But I want YOUR boxers Dracooo!" he says, before turning back to Pansy. "We didn't finish the song!!" He grabs her and starts half-waltzing with her again, singing "LOOK AT THIS MAN, TREASURES UNTOLD! How many wonders will HIS CAVERN HOLD!??!!?" pointing at Draco.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:15 am

Pansy's eyes got big. "We DIDN'T!!" She starts drunkely waltzing with him again, singing back. "Looking around here you think, sure, SEV'S GOT EVERYTHING!!!"

Guest March 18th 2010, 4:16 am

[How daring should I be? Very, or A TON!]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 4:16 am

"MY CAVERN IS THE 8TH WORLD WONDER!" He shouted, before taking another swig of firebeer. He felt the effects swiftly take over him as he stumbled to stand up, "My boxers are MINEEEEEE. I WUV THEM!" He ran over and tried to steal Pansy, "I likea da Pansayyy." He chugged the rest of the firebeer bottle and summoned another, popping it open and taking a swig of it.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 18th 2010, 4:18 am

[Whatever you feel like, haha Wink

]

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