Good evening. I'm new. Should I be terrified?

[Autumn Proctor]

I just signed up. Mainly because I've heard such amazing things about this from Lord Voldemort's Tumblr. It seems pretty awesome.

So, yeah, I'm Autumn. I haven't role-played in FOREVAH, so I'll probably wait a bit until I go to those boards.

I mostly write crack!fics. Usually random crossovers. (HP/Dark Knight, HP/The Colbert Report, HP/Strangers with Candy, etc.)

I'm also a Nerdfighter. *does Nerdfighter salute*

So, yeah. That's about it.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME.
Prepare to be completely overwhelmed with crazy welcomes and such, but really it's a rather nice place here and hopefully you'll love it as much as we do. Feel free to jump right into the RP really, no need to hold back if you don't want to!
Check out the rules and such, you probably know the drill.
Anyway, I'm Pansy, Slytherin mod, and you can PM me with whatever questions you've got. I'll help you out or point you toward someone else who can. I also play Bellatrix Black, Marco Montague, and James Potter (most of us have several characters by now).
Make yourself at home!

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Welcome to AWF! We're all totally awesome.
You can call me Luna (because I RP as her too) and I'm the Ravenclaw mod.
I also RP as Viktor, Lucius, Albus Severus, and Fred Weasley.
Wow...That's a lot. I'm such a cool kid. <.<
Anway, make sure you read the rules and such, and if you have any questions then feel free to ask me or any of the other mods. Mods names are in light blue.
But you can usually ask just about anyone on this site if you have a question. We're all extremely helpful and such.
WELCOME!


....Pansy posted as I wrote this so....I sort of just said what she posted first. >.>
Ifeellamenow.
XD

[Romilda Vane]

Hi Autumn!! Nice to see a new face! Well figuratively cause that would be awkward if I could see you. Yeah...
Anyways, I'm Milli! I RP as Romilda, Ron, McGonagall, and this obscure character known as Rabastan Lestrange.
I'm just gonna ask you to reread over the rules and stuff. But we're pretty laid back people. Just as long as proper grammar and stuff has been observed but yeah glancing at the rules won't hurt.
I'm always around so feel free to PM me with any questions.
Welcome and have fun!!

[Romilda Vane]

Well darn, Pansy and Lu beat me...D:

[Daphne Greengrass]

*sniffs*
*sniffs some more*
DO I SMELL ANOTHER CRACK PAIRING WRITER?

OH HAPPY DAYS!

Hi. I'm Dee.
Whaddup.

[Beatrice Orwell]

Oh Dee...

Hi there! I'm Ari. I RP Bea- my own OC- Marietta Edgecombe (who is not a snitch), and Rodolphus Lestrange. Glad you found us. Enjoy the crazies!

[Guest]

HEY THERE, NEWBIE!
I'm Eowyn, the beautiful, sexy, impossibly charismatic admin-- SHUT UP GUYS IT'S ALL TRUE, DON'T TELL HER LIES.
Welcome to the site! Please read the rules and PM me if you have any questions.
A list of all the taken characters has been listed under Announcements, if you'd like to request to play anyone not listed there, please PM me.
I play Sirius, Snape, and Caradoc Dearborn.
If you wanna jump right into role play, I suggest the house tables in the Great Hall as a place to start, or just ask someone around here-- or post in the General Discussion area, if you're really bored, there's a thread there.

ALSO ALL I SEE IS HARRY POTTER AND COLBERT REPORT CRACK FIC I WANT TO READ IT NOW

[Autumn Proctor]

Do you smell the cupcakes, Dee?

DO YOU SMELL THE CUPCAKES?

And, oh, I WILL enjoy the crazies.

Btdubs, if you count JokerxDomestic!Voldemort as a crack pairing, then yes. I do write crack pairings. Quite often.

BUT I WRITE THEM BY HAND. D: However, I'll try to type them out just for you guys. o3o

In The Colbert Report one, Stephen has all the Hallows. And teaches The Truth at Hogwarts. And carries Gryffindor's sword through the halls. Along with the other House relics.

Because he's Stephen frakking Colbert

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

....Oh my god. I like this girl. A lot.

[Romilda Vane]

I DO TOO.
GOODNESS GIRL YOU'RE GOING TO FIT IN QUITE NICELY HERE.

[Autumn Proctor]

Oh goodness. I FEEL SO LOVED.

[Guest]

HOLYSHIT GUYS
THIS CHIC IS ALREADY ONE OF US
I THINK THIS IS THE QUICKEST A NEWBIE HAS FIT IN QUITE SO WELL
girl we are not letting you go
i hope you realize you have been sucked in
but seriously you should type up your crackfics because the colbert one sounds like the best thing since the internet

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

YOU WIN.
WE LIKE YOU LOTS.
PLEASE STICK AROUND.
DON'T DISAPPEAR LIKE THE USUAL NEW KIDS DO.
WE LIKE YOU.

[Autumn Proctor]

I'll have to type them up on my iTouch. Because my computer had its soul sucked out by Dementors.

...

OH WELL. I DON'T DO ANYTHING IN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE CLASS. owo

Teacher: What on earth are you doing?
Me: SHHHHHHHH. I HAVE TO DESCRIBE STEPHEN'S CAPE IN AN APPROPRIATELY TRUTHFUL DICTION.

[Daphne Greengrass]

Do you smell the cupcakes, Dee?

DO YOU SMELL THE CUPCAKES?

And, oh, I WILL enjoy the crazies.

Btdubs, if you count JokerxDomestic!Voldemort as a crack pairing, then yes. I do write crack pairings. Quite often.

BUT I WRITE THEM BY HAND. D: However, I'll try to type them out just for you guys. o3o

In The Colbert Report one, Stephen has all the Hallows. And teaches The Truth at Hogwarts. And carries Gryffindor's sword through the halls. Along with the other House relics.

Because he's Stephen frakking Colbert

OMG I LOVE YOU.
LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS.

You should check out my Voldy/Vuvuzela.

[Guest]

Autumn you are my new favorite person.
After Pansy.
Um.
I am not sucking up Pansy. That's a lie.

BUT I MUST ASK HOW MANY TIMES YOU USE THE WORD TRUTHINESS, AND I MUST ALSO ASK IF COLBERT MARRIES JON STEWART AT SOME POINT IN YOUR FIC.

[Guest]

You should check out my Voldy/Vuvuzela.

Her Voldemort/Vuvuzela fanfiction is easily the most disturbingly hilarious thing I've read all year.
Except that Hogwarts/Giant Squid one... maybe.

[Romilda Vane]

Let's not forget Millicent/Neville...

[Beatrice Orwell]

Oh goodness. I FEEL SO LOVED.

DAVID TENNANT! -flails- Can we keep this one??? You really do fit in perfectly with us.

[Autumn Proctor]

You should check out my Voldy/Vuvuzela.

Her Voldemort/Vuvuzela fanfiction is easily the most disturbingly hilarious thing I've read all year.
Except that Hogwarts/Giant Squid one... maybe.

I must read these both.

Also, the word 'Truthiness' is used... At least a bazillion and forty-two times.

[Guest]

Dee's Vuvuzela Fic: http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/fanfiction-f49/boredom-all-nighter-rated-r-insanity-t1451.htm
I'll have to get a Puff to find you the other one.

[Daphne Greengrass]

OOH I HAVE IT BOOKMARKED LET ME GRAB IT.

[Daphne Greengrass]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/bFirst_b_bEncounter_b

[Angelina Johnson]

WELCOME!

I'm AJ - Angelina Johnson, but I'm also Gideon Prewett and half of Lily Evans.
I'm just going to agree here that you will fit in nicely.
I was going to post earlier but there was flailing that needed to be done about the David Tennant picture.

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