Re: Good evening. I'm new. Should I be terrified?

[Daphne Greengrass]

Oh, and this is where Elise (Fleur Delacour) and I used to post crack fics we found, if you're interested.
http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/all-about-you-f52/elise-s-and-dee-s-adventures-on-the-interwebs-enter-at-your-own-risk-t1453.htm

[Autumn Proctor]

I NEED TO READ THESE NAO.

I'LL BE BACK SOON.

While I'm gone, feel free to try and explain this:



OH, I ALSO LIKE DOCTOR WHO.

[Autumn Proctor]

Dee's Vuvuzela Fic: http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/fanfiction-f49/boredom-all-nighter-rated-r-insanity-t1451.htm
I'll have to get a Puff to find you the other one.

I just finished this.

DEAR LORD, THAT.

VOLDEZELA. xD

[Padma Patil]

OH HI THERE!
*waves*
I roleplay as Padma and Felicia and a third character that is yet to be decided, but he will be a Slytherin.
I don't think I'm crazy...
Padma thinks I am and yet, she is staring at the third character who has already begun to form in my head... She doesn't think SHE'S crazy?
Felicia thinks we're both crazy and wants to move out, but she can't. HA.
...
>.>
<.<
I'm sorry. I am sufficiently sleep-deprived... haha.
Anyways.
WELCOME!!

[Theodore Nott - Inactive]

OMG YAY NEW PERSON WHO IS NEW AND WHO I NOW LOVE.

HI I'M LATE BUT I'M JOEL- THE WIZARD THAT NEVER LEFT (unlike ALL the other boys that have joined this site, in the past anyway BECAUSE SAM IS NEVER ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME ALONE EVER AGAIN I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS A REAL PENIS HERE cough i mean no i don't have issues no...)

I RP as the Whiteraven brothers, Gabriel and Raphael who are the nurses, and as Tristan Raksha (my Huffnstuff Mod account) and as Theo Nott, my ONLY Harry Potter characterfromtherealbookseries since all my others are OC's.

You fit in SO WELL because a LOT of us are VERY MUCH in love with The Doctor.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Autumn you are my new favorite person.
After Pansy.
Um.
I am not sucking up Pansy. That's a lie.

Oh, no, not sucking up at all.

[Autumn Proctor]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3096379/1/bFirst_b_bEncounter_b

THIS.

And herrow to the late-welcomers. :D I'll probably stay.

This place is epic.

And I'm quite insane and sleep-deprived myself. o3o

[Theodore Nott - Inactive]

Autumn you are my new favorite person.
After Pansy.
Um.
I am not sucking up Pansy. That's a lie.

Oh, no, not sucking up at all.

I wish she had posted that from Rad's account, so i could log in as Raphael and make a snarky comment about how Rad loooooves sucking a bit too much. But alas. -pouts-

AREN'T I ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PEOPLE EOWEENIE? D: D: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GAY BFF?

[Guest]

Autumn you are my new favorite person.
After Pansy.
Um.
I am not sucking up Pansy. That's a lie.

Oh, no, not sucking up at all.

No darling Pansy, that's your job. Now get to it. *points to smut world and winks while making lewd hand gestures*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Not amused.

[Molly Prewett]

Wow, I leave to go do my job and everybody else makes friends with the awesome newbie before I do.
Anyway.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO AWF!
Everyone's done all the usual stuff, so I'll just go ahead and introduce myself.
I'm Mya! The name Mya has nothing to do with me personally, I earned it because Tam (Draco) was too lazy to type 'Hermione' or even 'Mione'. And now I sometimes sign my name Mya Lupin on official documents by accident. Oops...
Anyway, I'm Head Mod around here, so feel free to PM myself or any of the other Mods/Admin with any questions.
I RP as Molly Prewett, Hermione Granger, Evan Rosier, Captain Jack Harkness, and the half of Lily Evans that doesn't live in AJ's head.

Welcome to your new online home!

[Guest]

Not amused.

I'm amused! Hey look guys, Pansy's really trying to deny she wants some of me!

[Autumn Proctor]

Wow, I leave to go do my job and everybody else makes friends with the awesome newbie before I do.
Anyway.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO AWF!
Everyone's done all the usual stuff, so I'll just go ahead and introduce myself.
I'm Mya! The name Mya has nothing to do with me personally, I earned it because Tam (Draco) was too lazy to type 'Hermione' or even 'Mione'. And now I sometimes sign my name Mya Lupin on official documents by accident. Oops...
Anyway, I'm Head Mod around here, so feel free to PM myself or any of the other Mods/Admin with any questions.
I RP as Molly Prewett, Hermione Granger, Evan Rosier, Captain Jack Harkness, and the half of Lily Evans that doesn't live in AJ's head.

Welcome to your new online home!

Jack?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Still not amused, Sirius.

[Jack Smith]

Wow, I leave to go do my job and everybody else makes friends with the awesome newbie before I do.
Anyway.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO AWF!
Everyone's done all the usual stuff, so I'll just go ahead and introduce myself.
I'm Mya! The name Mya has nothing to do with me personally, I earned it because Tam (Draco) was too lazy to type 'Hermione' or even 'Mione'. And now I sometimes sign my name Mya Lupin on official documents by accident. Oops...
Anyway, I'm Head Mod around here, so feel free to PM myself or any of the other Mods/Admin with any questions.
I RP as Molly Prewett, Hermione Granger, Evan Rosier, Captain Jack Harkness, and the half of Lily Evans that doesn't live in AJ's head.

Welcome to your new online home!

Jack?

Well, hello.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Um. PleasestoppostingsexypicturesthatmakeinnerScorpiusdroolbecauseitisreallynotnice.

ANYWAY.
I'M LATE TOO..BUT HELLO! WELCOME TO AWF!
Everyone around here calls me Dom and I roleplay Ginny Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Rolf Scamander, and James Sirius Potter. I'm the Gryffindor Mod...so if you have any questions, feel free to ask!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Sorry Scorp, just trying to prove the lack of amusement.
Sirius does not amuse Pansy. Scorpius does though.
Pansy likes Scorpius, yes she does.

[Autumn Proctor]

Wow, I leave to go do my job and everybody else makes friends with the awesome newbie before I do.
Anyway.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO AWF!
Everyone's done all the usual stuff, so I'll just go ahead and introduce myself.
I'm Mya! The name Mya has nothing to do with me personally, I earned it because Tam (Draco) was too lazy to type 'Hermione' or even 'Mione'. And now I sometimes sign my name Mya Lupin on official documents by accident. Oops...
Anyway, I'm Head Mod around here, so feel free to PM myself or any of the other Mods/Admin with any questions.
I RP as Molly Prewett, Hermione Granger, Evan Rosier, Captain Jack Harkness, and the half of Lily Evans that doesn't live in AJ's head.

Welcome to your new online home!

Jack?

Well, hello.

OHAITHAR, JACK.

[Nikki Orwell]

I DISAPPROVE.
WHILE I WAS OFF DROWNING MY SORROWS ABOUT HEARING BACK FROM COLLEGE SOON IN BRITISH TELEVISION, WE GOT A NEWBIE.
AND I DIDN'T GET TO SAY WELCOME UNTIL REALLY LATE AND NOW LOOK DUMB.
I DO NOT APPROVE.
WHICH IS WHY I STARTED THIS POST WITH I DISAPPROVE.
I WANTED TO BE EARLY IN THE WELCOME COMMITTEE.
Has anyone noticed committee has three sets of double letters in it? Cool, right?

HI, I AM NIKKI.
I am one of the resident crazies. I drove a voice out of my head and into my knee,w here he spends all day playing with his gun.
And no, that isn't a bad innuendo. He really likes guns.
I am also the resident SURPRISE ADOPTER and RE-EDUCATOR.
It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
I can't spell the word acquaintance without spell checks help... until I spelt it in this sentence.

[Guest]

Sorry Scorp, just trying to prove the lack of amusement.
Sirius does not amuse Pansy. Scorpius does though.
Pansy likes Scorpius, yes she does.

She's still in denial guys!


It's hysterical-- but not as much as Pansy using that same GIF on Scorpius. Hey man, she's a GIF slut, gave that look to me just earlier today

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GIFS OF HER, SHUT UP.
AND I WOULD POST A GLARING PICTURE RIGHT NOW, ONLY ALL OF HER 'MAD' PICTURES ARE THE 'SEX-YOU-WITH-MY-EYES' PICTURES, AND THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THIS MOMENT.

[Autumn Proctor]

HULLO, NIKKI.

I have a voice in my lower arm that toys with his gun all day. In an innuendic sense. I think I may have made that word up.

Also, I'm just going to leave this here:

[Guest]

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GIFS OF HER, SHUT UP.
AND I WOULD POST A GLARING PICTURE RIGHT NOW, ONLY ALL OF HER 'MAD' PICTURES ARE THE 'SEX-YOU-WITH-MY-EYES' PICTURES, AND THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THIS MOMENT.

SEX YOU WITH MY EYES PICTURES?
OH I THINK THEY ARE VERY APPROPRIATE PANSY BABY
OH YOU JUST WANT ME TO DO THIS TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG

[Nikki Orwell]

HULLO, NIKKI.

I have a voice in my lower arm that toys with his gun all day. In an innuendic sense. I think I may have made that word up.

Also, I'm just going to leave this here:

Making up words is fine.
The voice in my knee (Tolga) would like to clarify...
He was so traumatised by one of the voices in my head (Nikki) that he fled to my knee.
AND I WANT THAT COLBERT AND HP STORY, PWETTY PWEASE?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY GIFS OF HER, SHUT UP.
AND I WOULD POST A GLARING PICTURE RIGHT NOW, ONLY ALL OF HER 'MAD' PICTURES ARE THE 'SEX-YOU-WITH-MY-EYES' PICTURES, AND THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THIS MOMENT.

SEX YOU WITH MY EYES PICTURES?
OH I THINK THEY ARE VERY APPROPRIATE PANSY BABY
OH YOU JUST WANT ME TO DO THIS TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG

No.

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