Re: Good evening. I'm new. Should I be terrified?

[Guest]

She'll come around guys. She'll come around.
Oh my god I'm starting to sound like James about Lily.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Hahahahahahahaha James and Sirius could have some major bonding over this.
Note: Pansy does not like pizza poetry either.

[Guest]

Note: Sirius does not write or recite poetry. Pizza-related or otherwise.

He has his dashing good looks and charming smiles instead.
He's sitting in front of the mirror in my head practicing this look:


And that's it. I'm going to bed before he tries to ask Rad for dating advice on Pansy and gets killed.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Hm. Well. If he makes that face again he'll either just get punched or grabbed by the balls or both again.
On second thought, he'd probably like that.
*headdesk*

[Autumn Proctor]

HULLO, NIKKI.

I have a voice in my lower arm that toys with his gun all day. In an innuendic sense. I think I may have made that word up.

Also, I'm just going to leave this here:

Making up words is fine.
The voice in my knee (Tolga) would like to clarify...
He was so traumatised by one of the voices in my head (Nikki) that he fled to my knee.
AND I WANT THAT COLBERT AND HP STORY, PWETTY PWEASE?

I AM TYPING IT UP TOMORROW.

HOPEFULLY.

IT IS EPIC.

[Nikki Orwell]

YOU ARE EPIC.

[Autumn Proctor]

YOU ARE EPIC.

OH U

ENJOY THIS GIF.



HNNNGH

[Guest]

YOU ARE EPIC.

OH U

ENJOY THIS GIF.



HNNNGH

So tempted to propose to you for this GIF.
I would if I wasn't trying for Pansy's heart.

[Molly Prewett]

Pansy has a heart?
*blinks*

LIES.

[Guest]

I'll find it. I know she'll love me some day.
Or at least give me some lovin' eh eh nudge nudge wink wink >_>

[Molly Prewett]

Inner!Lily says no wonder you're best mates with Potter... You're both kinda delusional.
XD

[Guest]

Are Lily and Pansy going to bond? That's just cracked up mate.

[Theodore Nott - Inactive]

Theo begs to differ. Cuz he loves his Pansy-flowerfriend, and will duel you for your blasphemy.

-grapples him and forces him back into his corner, with his pastels-

I love putting him in his corner, with his pastels cuz then he's all "Omg i can't move i might break one! D: D: D:" and then i'm all. "Yesss silence!!"

For my "emo quiet" character, he's rather loud and completely not according to plan. -le sigh-

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Heh. Good question. I don't know where that heart is really. If anything, Draco's got it, and I'm pretty sure he forgot where he put it.

Lily and Pansy... bonding? Hardly. Pretty sure Pansy would kick her down some stairs or something. Yep.

THEOOOO <3

[Autumn Proctor]

YOU ARE EPIC.

OH U

ENJOY THIS GIF.



HNNNGH

So tempted to propose to you for this GIF.
I would if I wasn't trying for Pansy's heart.

owo

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Hey. Hey Sirius. Hey.
Maybe you should go for Autumn.
Pansy won't flash you like that.
Ever.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

Scorpius is wondering if Pansy will flash him like that.
AU of course.
*blinks*

[Autumn Proctor]

Hey. Hey Sirius. Hey.
Maybe you should go for Autumn.
Pansy won't flash you like that.
Ever.

I almost want to make a separate account for Stephen Colbert.

Almost.

What would he be? A Gryffindor? Slytherin? Hufflepuff?

[Theodore Nott - Inactive]

...A Ravenclaw, because he's the wittiest person i've ever seen...

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Scorpius is wondering if Pansy will flash him like that.
AU of course.
*blinks*

Only if you bring her lots of rum.

[Scorpius Malfoy]

...but she's pregnant.
*stares*

[Autumn Proctor]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Then it looks like you're out of luck.

[Theodore Nott - Inactive]

I LOVE THAT COMIC.

THAT COMIC MADE MY DAY THE OTHER DAY. IT SO DID. AHAHAHAHAA. SNAPE SUCKS IT'S SO TRUE!

-calms inner!Theo down before he breaks a pastel-

[Scorpius Malfoy]

...well thanks Pansy.
*sniffs*
You know...you said to bring her some rum...not that she had to consume it.
*blinks*

AND OMG. PETER LOOKS SO CUTE IN THAT PICTURE! WHAT A CUTE RAT.

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