Re: The Middle Ages

**James Sirius Potter** March 24th 2011, 2:21 am

Op. Poor Parvati getting a lecture from Schlongbottom. Oh gods, sorry! That was a mean comment. Inner!Scorpius said it which is kind of a bad thing because Neville is his Herbology teacher. OH MY FUCKING GOD. Neville is the Herbology teacher...so what if Al and Scorpius had sex and Neville walked in to the greenhouses and then wrote a letter home about it o.o

Wow sorry, that has nothing to do with the post <.<

James watched with slightly wide eyes as she dragged the tool. It definitely seemed to have softened the dirt and looked to be right. "Hmm, let me go check," he said, moving a little closer to one of the other workers on the fields. The guy's area definitely looked to be the same as the patch that Parvati had worked on. Moving back over to Parvati, he nodded his head before saying with a smile, "Yeah, that definitely looks right." He glanced at the huge field and then the tool. "Oh goodness, this is going to take forever," he groaned.

**Parvati Patil** March 24th 2011, 2:29 am

Oh....my....god....O.O Neville would be scared for life if that happened. Seriously. He would never get that image out of his head. He would probably clean his eyes with acid afterwards. Yeah. Acid. And then he would brainwash himself.

Parvati grinned as he said that it seemed to be right and she did a little fist pump and let out a "Woot woot!". She realized what she just did and blinked a few times and then laughed at herself, for randomly fist pumping is kind of ridiculous to do but still totally normal. Yup. When he commented on how it was going to take forever she looked around at the field around them and her eyes widened slightly. She looked back to what she had done and whimpered slightly. "They should make bigger tools." She said with a small nod. "I guess we better work fast then. The faster we work the faster we finish and the faster we get some money to live off of." She said with a nod before she began to drag the tool how she did the last time next to the dirt she already softened and fixed up, working fast but also making sure she did it right. For it would not be good if she worked super fast but did it all wrong.

**James Sirius Potter** March 24th 2011, 2:40 am

Well, Neville would be like...forty. So not much left of his life to be scarred. <.<
But come on, it would be hilarious.

James doesn't think that her randomly fistpumping is weird in the slightest. After all, fistpumping is kind of the coolest thing ever. Dom would know since her family told her today that she belongs on Jersey Shore. She thinks that was a compliment. But anyway, James does not judge Parvati at all and can't help but grin at how pleased she is with herself. He figured that he was right, that getting started on the field and hurrying would be the best thing possible. "Alright," he agreed, putting the tool to the ground and beginning to drag it through the ground. "Merlin, our backs are going to kill after this," he said, bending over slightly to drag the tool through the dirt. He continued to work on the field, being careful as he plowed through the field. At one point though, the tool struck a pretty big rock which caused it to get stuck and James ended up flying slightly in the air and his face landed in the dirt. How embarrassing.

**Parvati Patil** March 24th 2011, 2:51 am

Are you saying that Neville is going to die young? O.o and I agree. It would probably be quite funny.

Parvati smiled at him as he said their backs were going to be hurting after all this. "Don't worry about it, I can always give you a back massage later." She said looking up at him with a wide grin before looking back at the dirt as she continued dragging the tool along it to soften it. When James' face landed in the dirt she gasped and dropped her tool on the ground and leaned over towards him. "Are you alright?" She asked him, wanting to make sure he was alright before she laughed at him for falling on his face. >.>

Short post is short and lame.

**James Sirius Potter** March 24th 2011, 2:57 am

No, I'm just saying his life is probably like...a third of the way over. Or something like that. IDK.

James definitely will take up that offer for a massage later and is more than willing to return the favour for Parvati. She does tend to enjoy his massages, doesn't she. Once he had fallen, he turned over and immediately spit dirt out of his mouth. "'m fine," he mumbled, wiping some of the dirt from his face and rather glad that there was some dirt on his face to cover up the massive flushing he was doing right now. He definitely got the blushing genes from his mother. "Definitely need to wash up later, but I doubt they have showers here," he said, continuing to wipe mud off of his face but only really smearing some of it in.

**Parvati Patil** March 24th 2011, 3:04 am

Well. Way to help Nev think of happy thoughts. Thank you.

Parvati would love to give James a massage, yes she would. A full body massage, like full body. Every single part of his body. Every part. I hope you get what inner!parvati is hinting at there because if not then this is just embarrassing. Parvati looked away and tried to cover up the few giggles that came out with a loud cough. She cleared her throat slightly and took a deep breath, hoping that James didn't notice that she was laughing at him. It was hard after all not to laugh at someone when they just totally face planted. Nev would laugh at them. "Showers, yeah that's highly unlikely. I am sure they have a stream someone close though or some kind of river or just any type of water supply." She said with a small nod and leaned over as he was just rubbing the dirt in. She brushed his face lightly, trying to help him get the dirt off rather than just rubbing it in more.

**James Sirius Potter** March 24th 2011, 3:53 am

Oh, James definitely gets exactly what Parvati is hinting at. How could he not? He is a teenage boy that lives in Dom's head. Hellllllo, that pretty much means that anything that Parvati says can and probably will be taken in a dirty context. That's the way it is. James figured that washing up in a stream probably wouldn't be a bad thing. Sure, it might be a little chilly, but it could actually be quite a bit of fun. "Thanks," he said quietly as she brushed some of the dirt off of him, then stood up and grabbed the tool. "When we get back to our time, I'm spending an entire day in the hot showers," he planned already. "You're, of course, welcome to join me," he said with a grin.

**Parvati Patil** March 24th 2011, 3:57 am

Well Parvati just wanted to make sure James got what she was hinting at. We wouldn't want him to think that this would be some innocent massage after all, that would be awkward. Parvati smiled and nodded as he said thanks when she brushed the dirt off of his face. She picked up her took again and started dragging it along the ground. When he mentioned spending an entire day in the hot showers she let out a sigh for that sounded like one of the best things in the world right now. When he mentioned she was welcome to join him she turned her head to look at him and raised eyebrow at him. "I will definitely have to take you up on that offer." She said with a wide grin. Now Nev feels really bad for the sentence that was just here and therefore deleted it because she feels terrible for writing that now so Nev is just going to go eat and feel terrible.

**James Sirius Potter** March 24th 2011, 4:02 am

And now Dom is very curious as to what the sentence was, but she will not ask because it might make her really sad or something and that just wouldn't be good. James couldn't help but to feel rather excited about spending a whole day in the showers with Parvati. Whether is was a shower or even one of the baths, he was sure it was going to be amazing. "Well, this sounds like a plan then," he grinned. "I bet these people don't even know what a bath is," he commented, cocking his head slightly in the direction of one of the men. "I mean, look how dirty he looks. I bet he smells awful as well. In fact, I'm rather surprised there aren't flies moving around him," he joked.

**Parvati Patil** March 24th 2011, 4:09 am

Parv thinks that it would make your inner!dom a little upset and she really doesn't want to do that at all. It was just not a good worded comment and yeah so I just won't tell you. Parvati is also rather excited to spend the whole day in the showers or the baths, because just spending time with James in general gets her all excited and happy. She couldn't help but grin when he made the comment about them not knowing what a bath is, but when she looked at him she couldn't deny that it was probably true. "I am sure he does smell awful." She says nodding. "I don't know how these people go without showering or bathing at all for days." She said shaking her head. "I would just feel so gross. I feel gross after not showering for one day."

**James Sirius Potter** March 27th 2011, 3:09 am

“Well, I guess they don’t really know what their missing, otherwise they’d probably be bathing everyday,” he replied with a small shrug, getting back to work on the field. At this rate, he knew they would be out there until the sun set. He wasn’t sure if he was going to be able to handle that, because it definitely was a job that was beginning to exhaust him. Then again, perhaps small distractions would help. With that in mind and a mischievous smile on his face, he said to Parvati while pointing to the man they had been talking about, “You should go up to that go over there. You should go up to him and ask how often he bathes.”

**Parvati Patil** March 27th 2011, 4:27 am

Parvati nodded. They probably didn't have the chance to bath every day either which really was a shame because she personally loved bathing, especially when it was with a significant other. That just made it better. She looked up at him when he suggested that she go ask the man how often he bathes and her eyes widened as she looked over at the man and then back to James. "You want me to what?" She asked with a small grin. "Why?" She asked before looking back at the man.

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 5:49 am

Oh, James is totally up to finding a stream somewhere and bathing. It could actually turn out to be quite the romantic adventure, as long as there aren’t any snakes or other creepy critters. “Just look at him!” James commented, himself glancing over at the dirty man. “I bet he hasn’t bathed in ages. If you do it, I’ll do one thing for you. I’ll do whatever you want me to do,” he challenged, looking at her with a small grin on his face.

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 6:06 am

If there are any snakes in the stream Parvati will scream and run and she will keep running and she will probably never stop running. It's like that thing you learn about in Physics. An object in motion will stay in motion unless affected by another object or something like that. Parvati grinned widely at him. "Okay, I'll do it." She said and leaned over and gave him a quick kiss. "Just for you." She said before setting her tool down and then walking over to the guy that James was talking about. She wasn't sure exactly how she was going to do this but she would do it just for James.

She walked up to the man and waved at him, even though she was only about a foot away from him, she asked him how often he bathed, of course butchering the way that they talk as she tried to fit in and was in shock at his answer. That sounded disgusting. Only bathing once a week? Or sometimes once every two weeks? She would probably die from her own stench. She thanked him and went to turn around and walk back to James before she felt the guy grab her arm lightly to get her attention, she turned around to look at him, he said something to her that was not audible to James, which is why I am not posting any dialogue in this post by the way and then she laughed lightly. Look at Parvati, making a friend.

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 6:27 am

James had a feeling that if he challenged her, then she was going to go over to the guy. After all, that’s how most people worked. If you’d put some sort of reward on the line too, they tend to do what you want. True story. He watched as she went over to him, watching the man’s face as he didn’t seem bothered with answering the question. His expression changed slightly as the man grabbed Parvati’s arm and he was tempted to go over and make sure she was alright. She seemed more than alright though, instead laughing at something that the man said. For some reason he felt uncomfortable watching them, though he knew he had no reason to be jealous, not after Parvati had expressed her love for him yesterday. He turned his attention back to the field, using the tool and working hard as he waited for her to return, not wanting to watch the interaction anymore.

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 6:41 am

Parvati only talked to the man for a few more moments before smiling at him and turning away and walking back over to James. She picked up her tool when she got to it and continued her work on the field for a moment before looking up at him and grinning. "Once a week, and someones just once every two weeks." She said with a bright smile, feeling quite proud of herself for asking the man. "Could you imagine that? Only showering once a week? Or sometimes just once every two weeks? Ugh, that would be so gross." She said, kind of grossed out about just imagining it. "He didn't smell terrible though. I mean he didn't really smell good, but he didn't smell so bad that I like gagged over it."

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 6:46 am

"Once a week?" he grimaced when she returned. "That is absolutely disgusting," he said with a small shudder. "We're definitely not going to be doing that while here though. It might be cold, but we'll find a stream. I can't even imagine going that long without a shower," he said, turning back to the field. He was quiet for a moment before saying as casually as possible, "So err...what else did he want to talk to you about? What else did he say to you?" He tried to have it come off as not that big of a deal, but he really was curious as to what she had been laughing about.

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 6:52 am

Parvati grinned. "I know, I definitely am not okay with showering that often. It just isn't enough at all." She said as she continued to work on the plowing of the field. She looked up at him when he asked what else the man wanted to talk about. She shrugged lightly. "Nothing thats really that big of a deal. Just told me his name and stuff like that and talked to me about working on the field." She said and gave him a smile as she continued her work with the tool thing. "He does it a lot apparently." She added before continuing her work.

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 7:12 am

James wasn't looking forward to bathing in a cold stream, but some things were definitely necessary. Staying clean and smelling good, were definitely both necessary things. "Oh," he said, continuing to work on the field. "Well, I guess it's good to get to know some of the people around here. It definitely doesn't hurt," he told her, using his sleeve to wipe some of the sweat off his forehead. This field work, sucked. He knew he was going to want to do nothing but relax afterward, but he also knew that he was going to need to bathe as well. "Hopefully they pay alright and we can get food without having to steal again."

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 7:19 am

Parvati grinned at him and nodded. "Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy. I am sure he would help us out if we needed it." She said with a smile. "He also said that it gets easier after the first few days." She told him, noticing he seemed pretty beat from the field work they had been doing. "Tonight we will probably be so sore though." She said with a small pout, because she did not like being sore. "Yeah, not stealing would be nice. I would like the people in this town to actually like us. Something tells me the people in London didn't like us, considering we stole their clothes and their food." She said and shrugged. "Oh well, you can't win them all, right?"

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 7:33 am

James was definitely not looking forward to being sore, especially since he had no idea where they were going to be staying that night. "Yeah, let's definitely try not to steal," he commented dryly. He was quiet for a moment before saying, "Do you think we should try talking to someone and seeing if they know if there is a place we could stay? I mean, I know they don't have inns or anything, but I'm sure visitors have to come and go through the town. I just...don't fancy making a fort again and I don't want you to get sick from the cold."

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 7:36 am

Parvati wants James to know that it will all be okay. She will give him a nice massage and make him feel better. She is excellent with her hands, on all parts of the body. When he commented asking someone if they knew where they could stay she thought for a moment and nodded. "Yeah, that is probably a good idea. I mean, they have to have some sort of bed and breakfast place or something similar at least for visitors and stuff." She said, because she imaged they got visitors who needed a place to stay once and a while. "Who should we ask though? I mean, I don't want to ask the wrong person and then have them like kill us or something." She said bluntly.

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 7:44 am

Jeez. Well now James has one thing in mind, thank you. James would very much so like to bathe first though and he's sure Parvati will appreciate that. He was quiet as he thought of who they could ask. "I'm not sure. I suppose we could always talk to your new friend," he suggested. "I mean, he seemed nice enough. He might have some sort of idea of where we could stay or who we could go to that would know of something," James said.

**Parvati Patil** March 30th 2011, 7:49 am

Parvati would also enjoy bathing first, she thinks it would be nice though to maybe bathe with James because bathing with James sounds nice. She likes doing all sorts of things with James. Parvati turned to look at her new friend and nodded. "Yeah he was pretty nice. I am sure he would help us out if I asked him. He seemed to know a lot about the town, as if he's been here for a while." She said with a small nod. "His name is Joe by the way.." She added, that way James would know and not have to call him 'her new friend' anymore.

**James Sirius Potter** March 30th 2011, 8:08 am

Right. Well. Now James is seriously looking forward to this bath and hopes that this stupid field work ends in the near future because he wants to do something more relaxing and fun than this. "Alright, well...once we're done, we'll see if he has any suggestions," James said. "It shouldn't be too much longer out there," he remarked. "We must have been working for at least two hours now," he commented, noticing that it definitely seemed as though it was slowly getting a bit darker. Makes no sense, since they sort of just got to Godric's Hollow...but maybe they woke up real late in the day or something. IDK.

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