Re: The Hogwarts Lake

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:46 am

-cowers more and tries to think of ways to save himself-

er, voldy, i'll give you a temple massage!

HorcruxHunter March 9th 2010, 2:46 am

Severus Snape wrote:"Oh, in the name of Merlin's polka dotted tights,[/size]

[You win]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:46 am

-Throws a metal pipe at Peter-

James Potter - Inactive March 9th 2010, 2:47 am

Voldemort wrote:[OK FINE IF YOU'RE CONFUSED:
Peter got Tam, Voldemorts daughter, pregnant, therefore Voldy strongly dislikes him.
Voldemort was in the Hospital Wing and found out Sirius Black attacked Tam, therefore Voldemort has warranted his death.
Voldemort had no idea what Sirius Black looked like and ran into him in the library where Sirius saved his own neck by describing Snape and telling Voldy that was Sirius Black, whilst pretending to be a librarian. The real Sirius is being referred to as John the librarian by Voldy.
Voldy went chasing after Severus thinking he was Sirius.
Voldy is now trying to kill Peter and "Sirius".
AND NOW WE ARE HERE HAVING THIS RIDICULOUS CONVERSATION!]

[THANK YOU VERY MUCH]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:47 am

i'll-i'll pick your nose for you.

-thank god he doesn't actually have a nose to pick-

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 2:47 am

Severus Snape wrote:
Dee Riddle wrote:*is a Snape hating Slytherin*

[Wait, don't you like Snape now?]

[Oh yeah. I forgot. *gives Snape a BIG hug*]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:48 am

[Dee, you idiot, will YOU go tell Voldy Snape is not Sirius and Sirius is not John]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:48 am

"WHAT?!?!? You are crazy!"

[I never agreed to this! I'm putting my foot down!!!]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:48 am

-Throws 2 metal pipes at Peter-
I DO TOO HAVE A NOSE.
Remember I got reconstructive surgery to look like 15 year old me again?

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:48 am

[No, Dee is Sirius' best friend]

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 2:48 am

*sighs*
Voldy- that greasy boy is Severus Snape

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:49 am

oh, er, right.

i'll...buy you a rocketship.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 2:49 am

[But Captain Hook Nose, this is so much fun to watch!]

James Potter - Inactive March 9th 2010, 2:49 am

[DEE! SECRET BFFS WITH ME REMEMBER?!]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:50 am

[THANK YOU LUNA. Severus will share his precious and most beloved Chocolate Frogs with you now. Dee, I'm stealing your share of smores on the next Hufflepuff Roast Night.]

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 2:50 am

[OMR chocolate frogs! *happy dance*]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 2:50 am

[HEY ROO! HELL YES!]

[WHAT? BUT WHY CAPTAIN HOOK NOSE? WHY?]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:50 am

I refuse to believe that! Because then that would mean the Sexy Librarian lied to me.
-Has all my faith in the Sexy Librarian I've know 10 minutes-

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:51 am

[Screw descriptive typing ><]

*sighs* I know I can't force you to believe me, I mean, it is a bit of a surprise... *nods*

James Potter - Inactive March 9th 2010, 2:51 am

James got up from his tree and walked away, exasperated by all the confused yelling.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 2:52 am

*rolls eyes*
You don't believe me? *puppy dog eyes*
I'll tell you where the real Sirius Black is

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:52 am

[are you talking about MY captain hook nose?

look. it's not my fault i'm jewish.]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:52 am

[are you talking about MY captain hook nose?

look. it's not my fault i'm jewish.]

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:52 am

-Turns to Peter-
I love Jews. -wide eyes-

Guest March 9th 2010, 2:52 am

[NO!!!! I DONT AGREE TO THIS LOL!!!]

Sirius looks at the younger probably drunk girl "Okay, your at hogwarts. So at least 11, right. If I was your parent that means I became your parent when I was 5...I don't think so."

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