Re: A Cluster of Birches

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 4:22 am

"Oh dear! Well...'opefully zen somezing else 'appens to overshadow eet! I can 'ardly imagine what zis will do to zos poor guys!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 4:28 am

"They might have to move to another country! Grow beards and change their names!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 4:36 am

"What a bozzer for zem!!!" Polly shook her head. "And zey are pretty much innocent, zey shouldn't 'ave to deal wiz zis!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 4:38 am

"They didn't know what they were doing at the time! She manipulated them....Probably drugged them too!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 4:57 am

"Drugs?! Zat is 'orrible!!" Polly looked horrified. "I bet she did too! Eet makes sense!"

[I wonder who is reading this and getting confused...hahahaha]

**Romilda Vane** May 31st 2010, 5:00 am

[ME!!!!!!!]

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 5:07 am

[hehehe Luna and I have some hilarious texting conversations sometimes. And this sort of came from it. I wish I would have saved the scary story about the town called 'Knives'. But my phone is stupid and deleted all my stuff. *headdesk*]

**Romilda Vane** May 31st 2010, 5:10 am

[Ahh. I knew creeping would get me explanations. It's just in the timing.]

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 5:12 am

She sighs. "It's something she would do. I bet she'll do it again too!"

[We have the best texting conversations!]

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 5:47 am

[heehee we do!!!]

Polly shook her head sadly. "Eet is a shame. Maybe someday 'er conscience will return to 'er and she will feel bad about eet, and won't do eet ever again!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 5:50 am

"Hopefully. She's gotten enough people in trouble for one lifetime."

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 5:56 am

"Yes! Indeed she 'as!" Polly sighed. "OH! Did you ever read about ze town called 'Knives'? Zat was a terrible mess as well!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 5:59 am

Luna gasps. "I did! That was horrible! I didn't sleep for a week after I read that article!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 6:02 am

"Eet was! Eet was! Zose poor twins! And zen the town 'ad to change eet's name. Changed it to 'Spoons' I believe. But zen anuzzer terrible zing 'appened, zey 'ad to change zeir name again!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 6:06 am

"I heard! They changed it to-" She pauses and looks around to make sure no one is around to listen before leaning in to whisper. "Napkins."

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 6:14 am

[*is dying*]

Polly squeaked and covered her face. "Eet is terrible!! Eet is only a matter of time before somezing 'appens again! Zat town is cursed!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 6:20 am

"I wonder how much more could happen! They'll run out of names for it soon if they keep changing it!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 6:22 am

"I 'eard ze worst 'appened when zey named ze town 'Forks'!" The look on her face was of pure terror. "'ardly anyone speaks of eet! I suppose once zey run out of cutlery names...well zey'll move to some uzzer category?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 6:30 am

"Forks?" She shudders. "I don't want to know. It must have been really terrible!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 6:41 am

"Eet WAS!! Zere was a stalker involved, 'e would be outside at night watching zis girl sleep! Freaky I tell you. FREAKY!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 6:48 am

"Watching her sleep? That's really creepy. I hope they caught him!"

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 6:53 am

"Zat's ze zing!!! Zey didn't catch 'im! And 'e ended up marrying 'er! And ZEN zey 'ad a kid! And apparently zere was a scandal because zis friend of zeirs ended up 'falling in love' or somezing wiz zeir child!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 6:56 am

"He fell in lov- That is messed up! That's madness! I am never going to this Knives, Spoons, Napkins, Forks place. Never ever."

Apolline Delacour - Inact May 31st 2010, 7:00 am

"Me neizzer!!! We must avoid zat place! Only terrible zings 'appen zere! And ze innocent people zere 'ave no way of stopping ze problems!"

**Ravenclaw Mod** May 31st 2010, 7:09 am

She widens her eyes. "That. Is. So. Awful."

Sponsored content