Re: A Cluster of Birches

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 3:31 am

Tolga laughed. "Yes, it vent boom. Now, you want to keep your arm nice and steady, you almost hit the bush, but almost is meaningless vhen you need somevon dead." He pulled his huge-ass-mofo-of-a-gun off his back and shot at the bush three times in rapid succession. When the smoke cleared, the bush was on fire.

Guest June 16th 2010, 3:35 am

Regulus gaped at Tolga, making the anime O_O face at him. You know the one. The HOLYSHIT face. "You... are.... SOTOTALLYSUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMECOOL~~(notHOTbecauseidontthinkofyouthatwaybecauseviktorwouldkillusboth)~~. I WANNA BE COOL LIKE YOU!" Regulus tries again and focuses much harder this time. BOOM.

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 3:40 am

[WHY ARE ALL THE VISHSTUDIO PICTURES SO HOT? JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW, MY LIFE GOAL IS TO SEE ALL OF THEM.]

Tolga felt his ego grow every time Reg went fanboy. Reg was such a cute fanboy. "Much better. Now pick a point and visualize asshole bastard Grindewald there." Tolga thought that would improve Reg's aim.

[WTF? A COLLEGE JUST CALLED MY HOUSE TO SEE IF I WAS INTERESTED IN APPLYING AND HAD ME COMPETE A SURVEY. I FEEL STALKED.]

Guest June 16th 2010, 3:46 am

[OMG ME TOO NIKKI]

Regulus gets really happy when Tolga says he's doing better. He takes his advice and glowers angrily at a tree in the distance, imagining Gellert's pretty boy face in its place. He spends a short while aiming then pulls the trigger, hitting right on target for the first time. "OMG I SO TOTALLY DID IT YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME TEACHER IN ALL OF EXISTENCE OMG YOU ARE SO COOL." Regulus hugs Tolga and squees. Er, tries to hug him- he's too big to hug.

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 3:49 am

"I knew that vould vork!" Tolga muttered quietly to himself. "Now, my apprentice, von shot does not a sharpshooter make." He patted Reg awkwardly on the back as he was attacked in a hug. "Vy thank you. Now, try a couple more shots."

Guest June 16th 2010, 3:54 am

Regulus doesn't hear what Tolga said but smiles brightly. "Okay!" Regulus points, aims, and fires again, still imagining Gellert's stupid face and succeeds yet again. "OH MY MERLIN THIS IS SO COOL. SO IF I POINT THIS AT HIM WILL HE DIE?"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 3:56 am

Viktor and Mya walk up with little Kiora. He stops and leans on a tree behind Regulus. "Hello there," he says happily.

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 3:59 am

"Vell, death depends on vere you hit him. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and..." Tolga drew a finger across his neck. "You can also die if shot in the heart and in the head, and most vounds can kill you due to blood loss." He turned to see Mya and Viktor. "Vy, hello friends."

[Say...and is from Three Kings. Yes, I am citing. School has made me paranoid.]

[Sorry, autopilot now pairs Mya and Remus together all the time.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 4:01 am

[I AM VIKTOR. NOT REMUS.]

**Molly Prewett** June 16th 2010, 4:03 am

*Hermione smiles nervously, glancing at the guns, and the boys.*

Hi, Regulus. Um, you must be Tolga? I'm Hermione.

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 4:07 am

Tolga, oblivious to her trepidation about the guns, gave her a smart salute. "Gut effning!" He saw little Kiora and melted. "She is adorable! Reg, one more round, and then ve vill call it a day. I vill show you how to clean the gun too."

**Molly Prewett** June 16th 2010, 4:08 am

*Hermione smiles in greeting and then performs a silencing charm around Kiora, so that her sensitive little eardrums will not be damaged.*

Thank you... I'll just, er, take a couple steps over here...

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 4:09 am

"So how is Reggie's first lesson going?" he asks with a smirk.

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 4:10 am

"Vaht? Are you nervous? Don't be, Reg here is a natural!"

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:13 am

"Did you just call me Reggie? You did NOT just call me Reggie. Call me Reggie and I'll start calling you Vikki, dammit. Oh, er, hi Mya," Regulus says quickly, looking pointedly away from Mya, not even seeing the baby because he doesn't look in her direction. "Okay! One more time!" Regulus fires one last round off and hits the target again and yells "YAY! OMG LOOK TOLGA I DID IT I DID IT YOU'RE SO TOTALLY COOL TOLGA! HEY LOOK VIKTOR I DID IT."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 4:14 am

Viktor laughs because he was so expecting that reaction, and watches Regulus shoot the gun, looking quite proud of his innocent uke. "Of course you did it. I knew you vouldn't have any problems vith guns."

**Molly Prewett** June 16th 2010, 4:14 am

*Hermione shifts nervously, muttering something about guns and infants. She moves away from Regulus, not wanting to make him even more uncomfortable. Plus, he has a gun.*

[ok, I'm going to work now, will log on when I can. LOVE YOU ALL! XX]

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 4:20 am

[LOVE YOU TOO!]

Tolga beamed proudly at his protegee. "Remember to shoot effery day, or you get out ov practice. And if, mind you if, you happen to shoot somevon hoo deserves it, make sure the body is very vell hidden... othervise the law is quite messy."

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:22 am

"Right. Law. They don't like it when you kill people, do they? Even little shits named Gellert." Regulus smiles at Viktor and hugs him close. "Hey, love. I missed you."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 4:22 am

Viktor smiled and kissed Regulus lightly on the lips as he wrapped his arms around him. "I missed you too."

**Andromeda Black** June 16th 2010, 4:25 am

Tolga pointedly looks away from the kissing. He doesn't try to run away. He learned his lesson. He shuddered remembering landing on the couple that were going at it like rabbits.

Guest June 16th 2010, 4:28 am

Regulus sees Tolga and pulls away from Viktor with a wry smile. "Tolga is amazing. No wonder you two are friends."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 16th 2010, 4:29 am

Viktor smiles, glad that Reg and Tolga are getting along. "Of course he's amazing. I don't let just anyvon be my friend."

Nikki Orwell June 16th 2010, 4:31 am

Tolga squawked indigently. "Vaht? Ve vere friends since ve vere born... ve had no choice, but our awesomeness kept us friends."

Nikki Orwell June 16th 2010, 4:32 am

[THAT IS LIKE THE TWENTIETH TIME I HAVE ACCIDENTLY POSTED AS NIKKI AND I AM TOO LAZY TO DELETE IT. I HAVE DONE THAT ENOUGH. IT WILL BE A POST FAIL.]

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