Re: The Daily Reel

[Guest]

Who: Severus, Lily
Where: Her spot.
What: Adorable Sevily. Best friend bonding time. Severus is taking Lily to Hogsmeade this weekend.

Who: Severus, Pansy
Where: Hallway
What: Severus is insanely giddy and happy after talking to Lily, and Pansy runs into him in the hallway. They catch up on each other's lives a few minutes, and then Severus runs away to his dormitory because he remembered that nobody had picked Kerbit off the floor, and this made him very sad. Poor Kerbit.

Who: Severus, Kerbit
Where: Dormitory One
What: Severus puts a Pokemon band aid on Kerbit, but Kerbit likes Spongebob better. What a loser.

Who: Pansy, Mrs. Nott, Autumn, Dee, Bolar, Adrian, Severus, Narcissa
Where: The Slytherin's Official Party Thread
Pages: All of it.
What: Pansy supplies the alcohol, and then disappears somewhere else. BORING. Draco never showed. BORING. Adrian shows- NOT SO BORING. Everyone's getting drunk, well, except Cissy, because Severus remembers she's a lightweight and gives her baby fart label to make her feel included. Severus and Cissy get very flirty. Adrian sees, and starts getting really upset and jealous, so she starts hitting on Autumn. At some point, Cissy climbs on Severus and straddles him, kissing him and undressing him right there in the middle of the party, and Adrian gets 'revenge' by getting nasty with Autumn, only Severus really doesn't give a shit, because he couldn't care less about Adrian. He hardly notices, and takes Narcissa up to his dorm, and when Adrian finally realizes he's gone off somewhere with Narcissa, she gets really upset- upset enough that ADRIAN ISN'T HORNY ANYMORE. Oh shit! Haha. Yeah. So, Sev screws Narcissa, then ditches her while she's still sleeping. She wakes up and feels like an idiot for doing that because she should have known Sev obviously didn't give a shit about her, he was just drunk out of his mind and horny. She leaves the boys' dorm, upset with herself. Oh, and Autumn wakes up downstairs and freaks out when she realizes what she did with Adrian in front of everyone last night, and panics and runs away. Adrian's all WTF, I even stayed around for her. Oh, and Mrs. Nott was being a creeper, pretty much. OH. And the bolar kept molesting Sev, and he AK'd it when it grabbed his scrotum. Then Dee showed up and decided she wanted to "take a ride on Severus' unicorn horn" but finds Narcissa beat her to it. ALSO. Tam failed to notice all of this. What kind of creeper misses a party like this? I'm sure other stuff happened, but I was tipsy last night and this is all I remember.

[HorcruxHunter]

Who: The Marauders and the Twins
Where: Everywhere, but mainly the "Prank War Y'all" thread
What Pages: a lot
What: Prank war one of the pranks ended in George having to make this apology, which I'm posting because my ego needs fluffing and I feel that it could win an emmy.

""IT WAS ALL JAMES POTTER'S FAULT!" he blurted out. "No, that's not right. There's this..this prank war. And James kept pranking me, and I may have pranked him back and it just got to be too much and I guess he put some..some..some sort of SPELL on me to make me fall in love with my team mates, and somehow none of that matters anymore because, well, I love you. You're the world to me Angela." He said as he pushed a loose strand of hair behind her ear. He wanted to kiss her, but she still had the opportunity to hex him."

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

Where: The Dungeons in Smutland
Pages: 6-11
Who: Adrian, Voldemort, Neville, Remus, Luna, Katie, Joel, Jason, James, Peter and more, I'm sure, I can't think of them at the moment
What: Adrian and Voldy try to have sex but are interrupted by the other listed people trying to hex and cockblock/twatswat us. They failed.

[Katie Bell]

Where: The Hill on Hogsmeade, and smeared all over AWF.
Pages: 1 - infinity
Who: Katie and Oliver
What: KALIVER! Read it and weep my friends.

[Guest]

Who: Lily and Sev IC, but event being OCC...James.
Where: A Random Corridor, page 16
What: EVOTTER DIED.

[I HAVE MADE MY DECISION. I AM NO LONGER A WAFFLE. SEVILY MAY HAPPEN. I HEREBY OFFICIALLY GIVE UP ON EVOTTER. YOU MAY NOW REJOICE.]

Same event, different place. IC.
Who: James and Lily
Place: Gryffindor Common Room, Hanging out in the Common Room, page 47
What: Evotter died.

[Guest]

Who: Lily, Severus
Where: Hogsmeade
What: A lot of adorable cuteness, before Evotter died officially. Severus promises to stop drinking so much. Severus has issues keeping his eyes off her and panics and runs away when they get up to the castle.

[Molly Prewett]

Where: The Astronomy Tower
Who: Parkinson Pugsley and Hermione
Pages: 47-49
What:
They dueled. Hermione's sleeping now.... (and Remus and his inner wolf are pissed!)

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Where: The Pirate Ship
Who: Fred, Luna, Katie, Captain Barbosa, Captain Jack Sparrow, and the Giant Squid
What: Fred and Luna got married!

[Guest]

Who: Severus, Narissa
Where: Slytherin [Couches Thread]
What: Sev's chilling on his own and Narcissa comes in. He's a cocky asshole to the point where even I want to puke. She's more than a little upset at first that he really couldn't care less that it was her first time and whatnot, as he's being an asshole. He's pretty blunt that he knows that she knew what she was doing, that he was drunk and horny, and she pretty much threw herself at him. Anyway, things get less tense after a bit and she's just glad he's not going to even bother leading her on and acting like she meant something, as he doesn't see the point in lying to her. Somehow they end up on very good terms, even I'm not entirely sure how that happened, but now they're really good friends. O.o yeah, I know, I don't get it either. Anyway, something Narcissa says upsets him and he starts crying over Remus again, and he talks to Narcissa about it for a bit before they part ways and he goes and sulks in his dorm.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Where: The Astronomy Tower
Who: Parkinson Pugsley and Hermione Whoremione
Pages: 47-49
What:
They talked for far too long, and finally they dueled. There was awesome ass kicking, mostly consisting of Pansy doing the kicking to Whoremione's ass. Or her stomach, sending her down the stairs. Either way. Hermione's sleeping now.... (and Remus and his inner wolf are pissed!)

Minor edits. Ahem.

[Harry Potter]

Where: The Hogwarts Lake
Who: Romilda Vane and Harry Potter
Pages: 16-26 or something like that
What: They talked for awhile then Romilda told Harry that she loved him then it was all awkward cuz Harry and Ginny are together and now it is officially a love triangle

[Guest]

Who: Tam, Sev, Remus, Whoremione
Where: HW
What: Sev comes in after his tumble down the stairs this morning, and Remus and Tam are in there with an unconscious Hermione. Sev's a clumsy idiot and knocks over a potion onto Remus, and he flips out on him. Tam and Remus are both pretty jerkish to Sev, but it's mostly Remus being an asshole. Sev runs out crying.

Who: Tam, Sev
Where: Slytherin in the Fireplace thread.
What: Tam comes in and starts yelling at Sev more, slaps him really hard, calls him a dick, and leaves. Ouch. 'Cause you know, he totally needed that after being yelled at by Remus. Bitch.

Who: Severus, Lily
Where: Dock
What: Severus is still upset over Remus screaming at him, but he sees Lily looking far worse than he is. Lily tells him what happened with James, and they spend a great deal of time hugging and cuddling, as Lily cries on Sev's shoulder. He does his best to comfort her, and tries to remind both her and himself that it won't hurt forever, that things will get better. Sev's starting to realize he wants Lily as more than a friend.

[Daphne Greengrass]

Who: Dee, Blaise, and sort of Adrian. And Chris!
Where: Lake, Slyth Common Room
What: Dee fights with Blaise and then returns to the Common Room. She hears Zabini talking about her ass and would like everyone to know her sexy ass is still intact! The baby was magical. She was never fat. Adrian watches the scene and Dee abandons the baby in the Nursery, as she doesn't want it. Now Dee wants to have hot hate sex with Blaise. She is also now a bully, and only Cedric will pull her out of this funk. You hear that Cedric? ASK ME OUT.

[Guest]

Who: Sirius, Regulus, Faye
Where: Quidditch Pitch
What: Regulus and Sirius meet for the first time since Sirius left home. Sirius is kind of a jerk, so Reg is a jerk back. Reg says he misses Sirius, and Sirius is like, wtf bullshit, and is all YOU'RE JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS GO BE A DEATH EATER, and sees that Reg isn't branded, so he's not one yet. Sirius leaves and Reg is actually pretty hurt, but he's a BAMF not a whiny pussy like Sev, so he's never gonna show it. Oh, and Faye was creeping IC. She approaches Reg after and is all creepy and germaphobic so he's all wtf and leaves.

Who: Reg, Faye, Narcissa, Bella
Where: Slytherin fireplace.
What: Reg talks to Cissa, mentions talking to Sirius. Cissa knows he's just hiding how hurt he is, but he goes on about how much he hates Sirius, and Sirius hates him, and how he's nothing but a traitor and a disgrace. This makes Cissa sad, Bella's in the background being vaguely amused. Oh, and Faye's being a nosy annoying little tart and butting in to their conversation, and Reg is all, wtf, a mudblood's talking to me, go away, and ignores everything she says. Anyway, lots of Reg hating on Sirius and ignoring his own feelings.

[Guest]

Who: Severus, James
Where: Portrait of the Fat Lady
What: Severus kicks James' sorry ass for what he did to Lily.

[Guest]

At the dock
With Tam and Peter, obviously
TATER'S BACK ON.
WOOT

[Guest]

Who: Blaise, Cormac, Gellert, Scorpius, Regulus, Dee, Tam... oh hell, all the Slytherins.
Where: Slytherin's fireplace.
What: Lots of slutty, blatantly obvious flirting on the part of the girls. Blaise is an asshole to Regulus because of Sirius, and Regulus tries to prove he's nothing like his older brother. Gellert and Regulus meet for the first time; Regulus is intrigued by this newcomer. Dee's a slut. Tam's a slut. All the girls but Pansy are sluts. The boys are not complaining. Actually, Regulus is the only one who doesn't get hit on.

[Reed Dawson]

Who: Millicent
Where: Everywhere
What: She's fat and jiggly, and nobody likes her.

[Guest]

Who: Regulus, Blaise, Dee
Where: Quidditch Pitch
What: Regulus and Blaise start to get along, a lot better than they had last night, anyway. Regulus seems to have proved himself to be nothing like Sirius, and gained Blaise's acceptance. They fool around with a snitch for a little while, Dee staring at them from the bleachers.

[Guest]

Who: Regulus, Viktor, Faye, Mrs. Nott, ... other girl I can't remember who, help a girl out here?
Where: Locker Room, The Lake
What: Regulus finally meets Viktor, and has a heart attack when he realizes he's talking to Viktor Krum. They hang out a long while, Regulus mostly hyperventilating and being all fanboyish, but they start becoming friends. Sirius is mentioned. They head down to the lake for a swim together, and start talking about girls, or rather, the lack thereof. Krum drags Regulus to meet two new girls, but then Faye shows up and Regulus turns into an asshole again, and leaves. Viktor and Reg have plans for him to give Reg lessons at the pitch today.

Who: Regulus, Demetria, Cormac, Faye, Pansy
Where: Slytherin
What: Regulus is spazzing out and tells Cormac about Krum, and then he spazzes out too. All of this gets the attention of Pansy, Faye, and Dee. Reg meets Pansy, ABOUT FUCKING TIME. Reg is an asshole to Faye, as is usual. Regulus and Dee start talking, well, she's flirting, and he's an awkward turtle.

Who: Regulus, Demetria
Where: Old DADA Classroom (smut world)
What: Dee and Regulus hook up. Actually, it's more, Dee trying to hook up with Regulus who is as awkward as awkward turtles can be, while resembling a giant tomato. They're not really going steady yet, but it's implied that they might in the future. He's AWKWARD. It was so painful to read and write.

[Cormac McLaggen]

Who: Katie, Cormac(me) Pansy, Tam
Where: The Hospital Wing Page like 48+
What: Katie has her babies with Oliver but refuses to claim them.

[Katie Bell]

Who: Katie, and Dom
What: SHITS AND GIGGLES. READ SERIOUSLY.
Where: Hospital Wing 48 +, then Portrait of the Fat Lady 4, Then the Kitchens.
What: Seriously, read this. Katie and Oliver had FAT KIDS because of Sam, then Katie refused to claim them, and gave them to Dom, who ROLLED them to the fat lady, and then to the Kitchens where she saw Katie agains and Katie ran off.
IT IS BRILLIANT. I ALMOST WET MYSELF READING IT.

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Who: Draco Malfoy
Where: The Slytherin Common Room
What: I kill everyone.

[Narcissa Black]

Who: Narcissa.
When: June 5th
Where: Everywhere
What: Didn't give Draco his promised pimp cane for his birthday.
Why: Because killing people isn't nice.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Who: Lily, Viktor, and Sev
Where: The Sloping Lawn in front of the castle
Pages: 4-8
What: Lily and Viktor are talking about books and flying. Sev comes and hates Viktor and is super mean and Viktor gives him sass. Then Sev gets all huffy and puffy and leaves. Viktor kisses Lily and Vikily is now official.

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