Re: A Random Corridor

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:19 am

"Stop talking about my parents!" They were, after all, the only people that actually liked her..

[Illie's parents:
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**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:22 am

[*has died*]

Dee looks at Illie's wallet photo and cringes. "They're lovely... but how do they DO IT? Wouldn't she like, crush him?"

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:24 am

She cringes "Well how do your parents do it? Is that something you want to think about?"

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:26 am

"I don't HAVE parents." She glares at Illie. "But if I did, I think they'd feed me properly. I feel sorry for you."

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:29 am

She shrugs "At least I stay warm in the winter!" It was true, her fat provided as nice padding. She didn't even need to wear a coat.

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:33 am

Dee sneers. "That's kind of abnormal. Are you like, some kind of walrus-human hybrid?"

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:36 am

[hahaha!!!]

"No! I just have more padding than the usual person!" She was starting to get winded from standing for so long. She dreaded the walk back to the common room.

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:37 am

"'Cause you eat so much! Seriously, consider this fat camp. ~~It worked wonders on my cousin, Penny.~~"

**Penelope Rosier** May 26th 2010, 1:38 am

[YOU. BITCH.]

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:39 am

No way would she ever survive at fat camp. "Sure. Whatever." She looked at the pamphlet again. "Why did you have this with you anyways?"

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:43 am

"I think your forehead rolls are obviously blocking your vision. I summoned it from Crabbe's bedside. Maybe you should go with him."

[Just pretend we have one, I guess.]

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:47 am

[OMG I TOTALLY WANT MILLICENT/CRABBE!!!!]

"Right. I'll consider it.." Not. She loved eating too much...way too much.

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:50 am

Dee decides to play with her, and summons a large, Beauty and the Beast style feast.

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 1:53 am

Her eyes widen like a child in a candy shop. She lunges forward and grabs the first thing in sight. She throws it into her mouth with a statisfied sigh.

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 1:59 am

Dee lets Millicent take a few bites of food, and then makes it disappear, only leaving one stalk of celery in it's place. "THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD EAT. OR YOU WILL DIE. OR END UP LIKE THOSE PEOPLE ON TLC. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 2:01 am

She looks at the celery and pulls out a jar of peanut butter that she carries with her at all times. She dips the celery in the PB and takes a bite. "This isn't so bad.."

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 2:02 am

"See! Celery and peanut butter is a HEALTHY SNACK." She summons more from the kitchens. "Try it with carrots."

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 2:08 am

"Carrots and peanut butter don't go together!" She pulls out some ranch instead. She was like a walking kitchen...

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 2:09 am

Dee pukes behind a coat of armor, when she sees Illie's ranch fountain between her fat. BECAUSE I SAY SHE WOULD HAVE ONE.

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 2:14 am

"Ew!" She closes her eyes wehn she hears the sound of vommiting. "Are you okay?"

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 2:15 am

"YEP. I'm fine!" Dee shrieks from behind the armor. "HOW ARE YOU FINE? Do you poop donuts?"

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 2:16 am

"What? What are you on about?" What an odd question..She eats pleanty of donuts though...

**Daphne Greengrass** May 26th 2010, 2:25 am

"DO YOU SHIT DONUTS? THE QUESTION IS QUITE CLEAR."

**Reed Dawson** May 26th 2010, 2:29 am

"I poo just the same as anyone else! I do have a digestive system! She glared again and began eating the peanut butter on it's own.

**Lucy Weasley** May 28th 2010, 9:37 pm

Fabian found a spot and let go of Cedric's hand. "How about here?" he asked, uncapping the nail polish already.

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