Re: Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Haha, Sev I just noticed you changed my part of your signature. I need to go change mine now!]

[Guest]

[*cries at Pansy's new signature*]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM OFFENDED. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHOSE MY COUSIN OVER ME]

Draco glanced over at Severus. He hadn't touched "firebeer" before, but it sounded alright to him. He leaned over and took the bottle, taking a giant swig. It was strong - but not too bad. He took another swig and then handed it back. He licked his lips, laughing, "I now understand why you're the resident drunkie!" He ran a hand through his hair and took one more glance at Sev. That hook-nose. The greasy hair. For some odd reason, it turned him on.

[Yeah. That's striked through for a reaaaaason.]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Maybe it's an honor. I mean, I did spit on Voldemort yesterday. 'Course it got me crucio'd.... but still.]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[WHAT? Oliver's beating me? This shit isn't happening.]

[if it would make you feel better I can be a mega creep around you too... ]

[Oh yeaaaah, Tam. You caught me. My avvie? Just for youuuu.]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[I still love you Drakeypoo! *hugs*]

[*is kind of scared of Snaco*]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Draco you just made my week!!!!!!!! *creeps in* hi........ your cute..... *stalks*]

[Guest]

[His crucio can't be as badass as yours is Pansy]

Severus is currently not extremely turned on by Draco running his hand through his silvery blonde hair, Tam, as he is depressed beyond words. "Damn straight. Though I still prefer the whiskey. That I totally didn't spill all over your girlfriend because I was upset about my gay lover." Severus is now not imagining the many dirty things Adrian and her smut-gang would like Severus and Draco to be doing right now.

[Guest]

[WHAT? Oliver's beating me? This shit isn't happening.]

[if it would make you feel better I can be a mega creep around you too... ]

[Oh yeaaaah, Tam. You caught me. My avvie? Just for youuuu.]

[WHAT?!?!? AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR ME. THAT'S IT, YOU LOST ANOTHER POINT. OLIVER IS WINNING AGAIN.]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[I wish this didn't make me laugh so hard, because I should be mad at Snape. Not laughing. JERK.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Draco, you are currently winning with me..... and yes I do....

and Sev, of course you aren't imagining those things!]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[I HAVE MORE ICONS. SINCE YOU'RE SOOOO KEEN ON OLLIEPOP, I WON'T EVER POST THEM]

Draco shrugged. He hadn't had firewhiskey in a long while. That could possibly explain my brooding/negative attitude. He stood up from his bed and quickly changed from his robes to jeans. Too bored to put on a shirt, he left himself shirtless. Totally not for Snape, not for Snape at all. He sat on the edge of the bed, leaning over and resting his elbows on his knees, "Did I hear you wrong? Or did you just whisper something about a gay lover?" He arches a brow.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[I HAVE MORE ICONS. SINCE YOU'RE SOOOO KEEN ON OLLIEPOP, I WON'T EVER POST THEM]

[Draco's still my favorite. ]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[*is not falling asleep at the computer and wants to find out what happens*]

[I HAVE MORE ICONS. SINCE YOU'RE SOOOO KEEN ON OLLIEPOP, I WON'T EVER POST THEM]

[Pleaseee!?]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[I'll think about it. Maybe.]

[Draco Malfoy]

a gay lover?

[yes, you]

[also I like you better than I like Olliepop at the moment! you are amusing me more!]

[Guest]

[NOOO! DRACO MY LOVE, FORGIVE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS! *hands you offerings in the form of all the chocolate frogs Dee just gave him, which are about are invaluable to Sev*]

Severus was most certainly not staring in awe at Draco as he stripped, no, no he was not. He suddenly smacked a hand over his mouth. "WHAT WHAT'S THAT I SAID NOTHING I DID NOT I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT OUT LOUD.... shit." Severus, now bright red, takes a long sip from the firebeer before handing it back to Draco, who is definitely not the sexiest thing Severus has ever seen.

[Draco Malfoy]

[*is enjoying the view*]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[I FORGIVE YOUUUU. Because you're my favorite. Don't tell Pansy.]

Draco gave Severus the "I'm not Sirius look" which actually is the "I know what I heard, man" look. He takes the bottle of firebeer and chugs some more down. It was interesting how simple alcohol could be the answer to all your problems. He didn't feel like such a negative git anymore, "AHHHH. Shuddup, Seve - Severius. Severus." That wasn't weird, "Hehe. I CALLED YOU SEVERIUS!" He tilted his head back and let out a laugh, "Nawh, Snape, man. Listennnnn! I know what I heard." He pointed, before taking another large swig of the firebeer, "Who's the lucky man? Who I wish I could be?" Draco winked.

[What. That last sentence doesn't exist. I have no idea what you're smoking. -glances at Dee-]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[What. That last sentence doesn't exist. I have no idea what you're smoking. -glances at Dee-]

[*glares* Maybe I like Oliver better right now...]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Drunken hookup? I can live with that!]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[What. That last sentence doesn't exist. I have no idea what you're smoking. -glances at Dee-]

[*glares* Maybe I like Oliver better right now...]

[You better not. Or I'll disown you as my sister. -glares right back-]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[Maybe if you're nice I'll like you more again.]

[Guest]

[I am laughing so hard I do believe I just woke up somebody next door, ooops]

Severus is not contemplating how much he would rather his gay lover be Draco instead of 'Remmypoo', which is still the most revolting nickname Dee has come up with thus far. Sev, deciding the whole bloody school knew anyway, didn't honestly care anymore, though he was most definitely not caring about the amazing mental image of Draco Malfoy winking at him. "Surprised you haven't heard, honestly, what with Pansy being your girl -[which I am totally not jealous about because you are the sexiest thing ever] - Lupin. Remus Lupin." Severus grabs two chocolate frogs, pegging one at Malfoy and nibbling on the other.

[Draco Malfoy]

[SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT]

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