Re: Boy's Dormitory 1 (Sev, Draco, Angel, Blaise) [NC-17]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[-files nails all sly-like- I didn't know gillyweed made you so sensitive, Sissypoo. I'll be nice from now on -opens arms for hug-]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[YAY! *hugs and is not currently throwing gillyweed out the door*]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Pansy didn't even know it was on again until today! Because SEVVY HATES HER and didn't tell her anything.
And it's really hard to laugh quietly enough that I don't wake up my roommate. Which is difficult, seeing as my desk is practically next to her bed where she's sleeping. Stupid tiny dorms. ]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[Ah, wait. I must respond.]

"LOOPY LUPIN?!" Draco forced himself to take another large swig of the firebeer. It was hard to imagine at first, but the more he thought about it...it kind of made sense. Loopy was the girliest one of the Marauders. Almost like a second Lily, if he had actually stood up for Severus from the start. He shrugged, as he was hit with a chocolate frog, "WOAH! Frog. I name him Kerbit. Not Kermit, 'cause he's not a puppet. Kerbit." He pets the chocolate frog, "WAIT! You don't want me to eat Kerbit. Do you?!" He went wide eyed and cupped the chocolate frog in his hands. Draco eyed Severus suspiciously, placing Kerbit on his nightstand. He looked back at Sev, "Wait. Why would Pansy have told me? IS SHE A GOSSIPER?!"

[Draco Malfoy]

[I like drunk Draco........... a lot.............. ]

[Guest]

Sev considers taking back the firebeer, but decides Draco being drunk is far more fun and may someday lead to some very sexy things. He laughs at Draco's new pet Kerbit, and does not stare at his luscious lips. "No, I just figured you might know when your girlfriend is on the warpath. See, she's not a fan of my taste in men, apparently. That makes two things she's got in common with Sirius, I suppose." Severus looks down at his bloodstained robes and takes them off, searching under his bed for some unbloodied clothing, which seemed harder to come by these days, thanks to the Marauders.

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Draco twirled the bottle in his hand, watching the remaining liquid spin around the bottle in awe. "PANSY WILL TOTES MAGOATS GET OVER IT!" He grinned, "Trust me. She's going to be angry, like, she just gets angry. If she doesn't like something ya do, she gets all pissy and ignore-y. When I was a wee fourth year I asked my mum about it and she said there's this thing. This thing is called THE PMS!" Draco nodded, in all seriousness, "Maybe she just has that all the time, I don't know." He leaned back on the edge of his bed, attempting to swing his legs back and forth, "Sirius - I heard about him. His name is SIRIUSLY stupid. Get it?" He grinned wide, liking his joke, "If you want, 'cause - unlike Pansy - I don't get the PMS - I can crucio them for youuu. I don't mind. I put the Imperious Curse on Dean once. It was wicked!" He looked over at Kerbit, "Personally, though, I think I'm sexier than Loopy. Why'd ya hafta pick him. Hmmmmm?!"

[Draco Malfoy]

[slowly but surely the two of you are getting naked]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*dies a little bit*]

[Draco Malfoy]

[*is extremely happy/excited*]

[Guest]

Severus has now given up on finding a clean pair of robes, and is sitting on the bed in boxers - NOT BRIEFS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH DANNI - and staring in awe at the delicious creature in front of him. He laughed bitterly, slightly amused by the image of Sirius being crucio'd to within an inch of his life. "Don't bother, honestly, they'd probably just fall over dead just by being in the presence of so much sexy. Where'v you been, anyway? Haven't seen you around lately." Which is a pity, because any opportunity to see Draco is a gift from the gods.

[Draco Malfoy]

[SO CLOSE]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Draco does not notice that Sev is sitting in only boxers. Instead, he focuses on the actual conversation at hand. He takes one more small swig of firebeer before he sets it down. "I have been to - well, actually - I haven't been doing very much. BUT I DID TAKE A LOT OF SHOWERS!" He sat up straight and pointed to his abs, wanting to point them out to Sev this entire time. "I love how the hot water feels on my bare skin. It's like taking a potion that sends you straight into euphoria. You want to swim in it forever, ya know?" Draco paused and then continued on, "I use the public showers sometimes, because I hope that you'll be in there and we can help each other with loofas. But you're never there because you like your hair greasy, so I understand - because the water is better down there. If everyone uses the dorm showers - like Voldy and, you know, the other cool non-existent Slytherins - the hot water is all not comforting. WANT TO FEEL MY CLEAN ABS?!" He climbed off the edge of his bed and ran to leap into Sev's.

[-shifty eyes- What. There is nothing happening here.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Draco, your daily reel post was epic]

[Draco Malfoy]

[OMG AB PETTING!!!!!!!]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*is disappointed in hypocrisy and the new avatar with a twilight reference*]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

[-pets Pansy-]

[Draco Malfoy]

[*is enjoying the avatar regardless of said references* you do dazzle me]

[Guest]

[*was just feeling depressed looking at the snape/draco pic she posted earlier which is horribly sad and heartbreaking, but is now in fits of laughter again picturing Tam's face*]

Severus, had he not been slightly tipsy, would have felt slightly more uncomfortable sharing a bed with Draco while both of them were half naked, but as Remus Will Never Know it was all strictly platonic, of course, he didn't mind. "I like my showers hot too, but I tend to avoid the public ones these days," he said, thinking about the extremely DISTURBING time Danni tried raping him in the public showers. "Not safe. Crazy women." He is not drooling as he runs his hands over Draco's very clean abs. "So how do you have such an amazing body? I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU SO HEALTHY AND FIT!"

[Draco Malfoy]

[new draco avatar *drools*

glad I amuse]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*happy again. ish. even though bff sev won't talk to me anymore*]

[Guest]

[Also, Tam, this is currently NOT happening]

[Guest]

[*happy again. ish. even though bff sev won't talk to me anymore*]

[Why does Severus need meanie-face Pansy when he has her much sexier boyfriend half naked in his bed?]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*sigh* it's true.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[of course not... *is upset that when she hits reply the pretty picture vanishes*]

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