Re: The Sloping Lawn in front of the Castle

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 10:36 am

"Yeah. Quiet. Besides the whole being locked up in a tower bit. You're lucky I'm independent and escaped on my own, rather than sitting around on my bum and waiting for some prince to come along," she says with a laugh.

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 10:44 am

Rolf laughs then says, "Well I would have come to save you eventually! Though, that depends on how far the tower is. After all, Gryffindor is a bit of a hike from Ravenclaw. I dunno if you're worth it," he says with a teasing grin.

[PAUSED PLEASE]

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 5:11 pm

Luna's jaw drops. "Not wor-- Well for your information. It wasn't a tower at all. It was the Slytherin dungeons. With Evan. Yup," she said very seriously. "I'm sure Gideon will come to my rescue and be my night and shining armour."

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 5:14 pm

He gives her a small, yet playful, glare. "Oh, well I see how it is. I wonder what this Gideon guy as like. Sure seems like a rather good friend of yours. I mean, he is just a friend. No reason for me to get all worried or possessive. Right? Right," he rambles slightly to himself.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 5:16 pm

"Mhmm," she says dreamily, still thinking about Rolf's comment about not being worth it and deciding to mess with him just a little more. "A very good friend. A very brave and daring friend. He'd make the hike down to Slytherin and save me. He'd make a fine knight in shining armour. Very handsome, that Gideon. Very handsome indeed."

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 5:33 pm

"Oh...he is?" he asks surprised while clenching his first. "Great," he mutters. "Handsome and brave and caring to boot. I'm guessing he's a Gryffindor like you? Gonna have some hot Common Room sex one night on one of the couches?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 5:39 pm

Luna looks at Rolf in shock. "Rolf! I would never. I told you that he's a sweet guy. He would have the decency to bring me up to his dorm first. Not in the Common Room. Honestly now."

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 5:44 pm

Rolf's mouth drops open in slight surprise. "But what about his roommates!" he asks. "Are you really gonna shag him with them present? That's hardly a nice thing to do Luna. I mean, you should go to a different part of the castle or something. Private bath or broom closest," he says with the ability to say these things because he knows that it would never, ever happen.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 5:48 pm

"Well his brother is in there. They're twins actually. Mmm, twins. I like the sound of this .I think we'll keep it in the dorm. That way, Fabian can feel free to join in if he'd like," she says, hoping Rolf doesn't know Fabian Prewett because if he did then this would so not work because Fabian is...Fabian.

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 5:50 pm

Rolf has no idea who Fabian is, so he feels kind of all OH SNAP, NU UH-ish right now. "TWINS?" he asks in surprise. "THAT MEANS THAT THERE ARE TWO HANDSOME, BRAVE, AND ALL THAT SHIT GUYS! HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT! Well, have fun," he says with a dramatic sigh. "Be sure to use protection because you won't know who the father is if you get pregnant."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 5:54 pm

"Oh of course. I wouldn't forget that. I'm glad you understand, Rolf. If you didn't then I would have to show you them. Once you saw what we're dealing with you would totally get it. They have the most perfect hair in all of Hogwarts."

**Gideon Prewett** June 20th 2010, 5:59 pm

[Why yes, we do have perfect hair. *insert hair-flip here*]

Rolf Scamander June 20th 2010, 6:11 pm

"Gods! Seems like I really can't compete, can I. Well Luna, have fun then. Just be safe, be aware of who is around, and stay away from bookshelves and thestrals. After all, those are kind of our thing. Oh, and don't tire yourself out too easily, especially with having two of them," he says with a small nod.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 6:14 pm

"I think I can handle them just fine. I don't tire very easily. And if anyone tries to watch, well then I guess I'll just invite them to join. Wouldn't want to be rude now, would I?"

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 20th 2010, 6:29 pm

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Rolf Scamander June 21st 2010, 5:23 am

"Yes, that is very true," he nods. "I mean, Gideon has three other dorm mates besides his brother. Are you sure you can handle five though? I mean, I know you're really good and all...but five is quite a lot. Wouldn't want it to turn into a gang bang or something."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 21st 2010, 5:24 am

"Well, I could try. If not then there's always the next night. I never said this would be a one time thing, did I?"

Rolf Scamander June 21st 2010, 5:32 am

"Oh, I never even considered that aspect," he says while sitting back. "Hmm, very true. I mean, I suppose you could have two of the guys one night, two the next, maybe add the fifth guy in there when you're up for it," he says with s small shrug. "Well...as I said, as long as you're safe. Prevent the spread of STDs and then potential pregnancies....all that good stuff."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 21st 2010, 5:35 am

"Mhmm...Then there's Lee. Not sure what dorm he's in, but I never got the Gryffindor Commentator experience with him. Shame. Oh well, better late than never, right? I mean-- you can't say no to this one. You sort of owe him, stealing me away from him and all."

Rolf Scamander June 21st 2010, 5:38 am

"Right...Lee," he says, his fist clenching without himself realizing it. After all, Lee punched him. Rolf collects himself and continues this nonsensical talk. "Well, I hope that he's good. Though, you go and shag him, dunno if you'll be coming back to me. You know what they say, 'once you go black, you never go back'."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 21st 2010, 5:47 am

"Oh. Well...Sorry in advance. We had some good times though, yeah? And we'll always have the library bookshelf," she says as she pats him on the shoulder.

Rolf Scamander June 21st 2010, 5:56 am

"Yep...that was a good bookshelf. Oh, and the thestral. Good memories there. The kitchens too," he adds with a nod. "Quite a few places with good memories. Oh well," he sighs. "Guess you'll be creating some better ones in that dorm room."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 21st 2010, 5:59 am

"Yeah. Don't take it too personally, Rolf. It's not your fault that you're not in Gryffindor. Otherwise, I'd be more than glad to let you join us."

Rolf Scamander June 21st 2010, 6:04 am

"Awww, damn," he sighs. "Makes me wish I was in Gryffindor for once. I mean, I'm missing this pretty intense orgy with my girlfriend. Or...should I say ex-girlfriend. I mean, I can't see us lasting through all this. Not when you get a blue waffle and all."

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 21st 2010, 6:06 am

Luna's eyes widen in horror. "A blue waffaaaa-- NO! THAT IS NOT FUNNY, ROLF SCAMANDER! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!"

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