Voldemort's Clearing [Warning: Lunamort]

[Guest]

[A.k.a the spot in the forest in Deathly Hallows where Voldemort was all, "AHAHAHA, SCREW YOU POTTER!"]

-Wanders in obviously upset and sits down on a log wishing I had a wand to burn stuff with but also hopes someone else will show up here.-

Why is my life so screwed up?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Walks in...


I don't hate you

[Guest]

-Pouts, pretends Luna's not there, grabs a twig and waves it around like a wand, missing mine-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*sits down*
Fine

[Guest]

-Rocks back and forth trying not to cry because I am a Dark Lord and I shouldn't cry over stupid things like loss of wands and Luna-

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[*still waiting on Luna's permission to crucio*]

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I could get your wand back... maybe... I could try

[Guest]

-Doesn't want to be Crucio'd and hides behind a tree-

...Could you really, Luna? Really?

[Ravenclaw Mod]

I guess...I don't think he likes me though- but I'll try
*sniff*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*laughs maniacally and runs through the forest, searching for her victim*

[Guest]

-Terrified of being Crucio and attempts to summon wand with wandless magic-

Oh please, please Luna! Pleasee, I'll do anything.


Except go to your wedding.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Accio Voldy's wand
*catches it in her hand*
Here... I guess I'll go now

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*wanders up behind Voldy and points her wand, unable to resist jumping up and down like a giddy Bellatrix*

[Guest]

-Grabs wand and stares at Luna with big wide greatful eyes and then turns to Pansy with red eyes looking furious-

EXPELLIARMUS.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Ahh! *runs to find her wand*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*hides behind tree to watch hoping Pansy doesn't hurt Voldy even though he hates her*

[Guest]

-Stupifies Pansy before she can reach her wand and walks up to her-
Don't. Ever. Try. That. Again.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*sigh of relief*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*would spit at him if she could*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*peeks from behind tree*

[Guest]

-Bends down to calmly whisper in Pansy's ear sounding dangerous-
I can see all your thoughts Pansy, after all I am a legilimens, and if you even dare try that, I WILL tear you limb from limb before you can say "Quidditch."
You forget, I am your master, and I will end your life if you disrespect me.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*spits*

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Oh snap

[Guest]

Crucio.
-Releases it before she can go insane-
Pansy, I do not wish to kill you, you are my only Death Eater with a spine, but I will if you make me.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Yeah, yeah.
*finds her wand*

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