The Many Exciting and Smutty Adventures of Snape

[Guest]

Because I am laughing hysterically at all of this nonsense, I wanted to see what ships people liked most.

[Katie Bell]

Dont look at my answer... Im a cold hearted bitch. Thats all I can say.

[Guest]

Dont look at my answer... Im a cold hearted bitch. Thats all I can say.

YOU ARE

[Katie Bell]

*Not that that really bothers her because shes dating Oliver Wood. Even though hes in love with Fleur Delacour. Who is dating the other boy i'm in love with. Fmylife.*

[Guest]

I'd feel worse for you if you weren't so mean.
I might even send you a hug and froggie like I did Angela and George.

[Katie Bell]

*Whispers an apology for Snape mumbling.* I promise I wont throw Shampoo at you again.

[Guest]

*grumbles and gives you a REALLY SMALL piece of froggie and a NOT VERY CUDDLY hug*

[Molly Prewett]

Well I think you know how I voted...

[Guest]

*sticks tongue out*

Actually, nevermind that.


*sticks penis in Remus*

[Molly Prewett]

Ugh I hope you washed that thing first.

*hurls all over greasy hair but bets it still won't get washed*

Sorry, dear, but Severus Snape should not get laid. Ever.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

*can't decide between Snupin or Snaco*

[Remus Lupin]

*totally went with Snupin so I don't get AK'd and would like the Snacus to go away*

[Draco Malfoy]

Snape and Froggies: everlasting love

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

SNACO FTW!!!!!!! <3333

[Nikki Orwell]

I can't decide. *is willing to be told what to vote for* Snupin, Snaco, Snape/Froggies... AHHH! Indecisiveness!

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

SNACO SNACO SNACO SNACO!!!!

[Guest]

*is seriously considering Snape/Froggies when he is drunk next*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

Chocolate Froggies?!?!?! and Severus?! hmmm... that sounds like chocolatey goodness to me!

[Katie Bell]

*Thinks Snape should be a Untilitarian and be alone. (Blatos not a demoocratic fallacy)*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*smacks Katie for suggesting such an atrocity*

[Draco Malfoy]

*glares at Kaite*

I'm glad to see that Sevily is winning!!!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

*is glad to see that Paneverus has no votes*

[Draco Malfoy]

*is surprised that Snupin only has one vote*

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*is appalled Sevily has 5 votes* Considering Lily is an active supporter of PATRONUS, this pairing should be taken OFF the "SMUTTY Adventures of Snape" poll!

[Adrian Black - Inactive]

*also thinks Severian should be on that list*

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