Re: The Library

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:13 am

[I thought I'd seen everything. Then I saw a Treebeard/Billy the Pony fic. I have no innocence left]

**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:15 am

[EWWW that was just wrong...I can't believe I actually READ it. *sobs*]

**Molly Prewett** March 17th 2010, 1:16 am

[I think there's something wrong with me because I just laughed REALLY loudly at the memory of that... thing...]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:16 am

[I didn't read it. And I'm sniggering to myself now imagining you guys' disgusted faces.]

**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:17 am

[*shoves head into oven to burn away those dreadful memories*]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:17 am

Remus Lupin wrote:[*shoves head into oven to burn away those dreadful memories*]

Pulling a Plath on us now?

**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:19 am

[*can't answer cause head's on fire*]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 17th 2010, 1:19 am

[*chokes on Sevily banner and skin begins to burn off at the contact* NOOOOOO!!!! I guess I kind of deserve that for wanting you harmed, BFF

Tam, I'm the same... I used to hate LM/DM but I LOVE IT NOW!!! I just dont like the ones where Sev rapes people... I just like when they consent to have sex... *also feels guilty for getting turned on my reading rape stories*

I would totally read a Grawp/Cedric... I've never heard of Treebeard/Billy the Pony... I have no innocence left... so that can't really be destroyed... I want to read it now!

Sev?!?!?! Does it count if Remus off's himself? Please fuck Draco!!!!]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:20 am

[Remussss. I'm bored. And Lily's not here, or something, so I can't go see her. Either you or Hermione need to talk to me.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:21 am

Adrian Black wrote:[Sev?!?!?! Does it count if Remus off's himself? Please fuck Draco!!!!]

[Not if he values his life he won't!]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:21 am

[I would, when Snupin *sob* DIES *sob* but I don't think Connor/Draco would let me Sad

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**Draco Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:22 am

Pansy Parkinson wrote:
TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[I read all smut of all parings.... I don't judge at all! ever.... my friends have tried to figure out pairing that i haven't read.... I think they found maybe 2.....]

[Grawp/Cedric hahahaha]

[I looked and couldn't find it..... *pouts*]

Adrian Black wrote:Tam, I'm the same... I used to hate LM/DM but I LOVE IT NOW!!! I just dont like the ones where Sev rapes people... I just like when they consent to have sex... *also feels guilty for getting turned on my reading rape stories*

[I LOVE LM/DM SMUT!!! *dies of the attractiveness of the two men involved*]

**Molly Prewett** March 17th 2010, 1:22 am

[Sev I can run into you in the hallway again if you like...]

**Draco Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:23 am

Severus Snape wrote:[I thought I'd seen everything. Then I saw a Treebeard/Billy the Pony fic. I have no innocence left]

[I need to freak a friend out... can I get the link for that again please!]

[Also SEV! JUST HAVE ANOTHER DIRTY DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!!!]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:23 am

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[I looked and couldn't find it..... *pouts*]

[Why does this not surprise me in the least?]

**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:23 am

[Remus is in the dorm but you could try and talk to Herms...cause you'll have to do it at some point. ^^ Remus'll show up later then and they can talk about it]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:24 am

[I will, actually, Tam, but it'll probably be posted in the boy's dorms... because he'd be falling asleep next to a DRACO]

[Actually, that's fine, Hermione, Sev has been searching for you this whole time, because he needed to tell you about Lily]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:25 am

[I read my first Lucius/Draco fic, mostly because it was Lucius/Sev with a little thrown in of it in flashbacks, but I loved it, and now I want more.]

**Molly Prewett** March 17th 2010, 1:25 am

[she already knows, but I guess he doesn't know she knows. So I'll pretend it's after I visited Lils]

**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:25 am

[WHAAAAAAAAAT?! NOOOOO!!!! *sobs cause she wants to read about SS/DM smut and that would suck if it's only in the slytherin dorms*]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 17th 2010, 1:26 am

Remus Lupin wrote:[WHAAAAAAAAAT?! NOOOOO!!!! *sobs cause she wants to read about SS/DM smut and that would suck if it's only in the slytherin dorms*]

[Nothing to fear, because THERE WILL NOT BE ANY. *growls*]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 17th 2010, 1:26 am

[*Looks adoringly at Tam* Can we be Smut Soul-Mates? PLEASE?!?!?! *cries while waiting for an answer*

Tam! Corrupt me please!!!

Sev, have a smutty dream about Draco!!!!! Please! I need my fix! *starts twitching*

{Guys, I have to leave to take a shower and I CAN NOT pull myself away right now... Sad

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**Remus Lupin** March 17th 2010, 1:27 am

[*hugs BFF and shoves her out the door so she can go take a shower*]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 17th 2010, 1:28 am

[*cries at Pansy again!*

SS/DM DREAM SMUT IN SLYTHERIN BOY'S DORMS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH MERLIN GOD JESUS, FUCKING, CHRIST!!!! *looks around* Am I in heaven?.... or Hell... that's where smut is right?]

Guest March 17th 2010, 1:30 am

[Adrian, relax, it's not going to be until after Snupin's over, AND after Sev's drunken days are over, which could be a long while... i have too much Snupin sex to write]

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