Re: The Hogwarts Lake

**Angela Braddock** March 20th 2010, 4:21 am

[*agrees with Voldy*]

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:21 am

PETER DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. That's just how his brain functions. I expected more out of a Ravenclaw -glares some more at Luna-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:23 am

-notices how this happens all the time... the guy gets off easy and the girl doesn't-

[-cough- Snupin vs Dramione and Dramione vs. Remsy -cough-]

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:24 am

If you're implying that I, the Dark Lord, am shallow, close-minded and sexist, then you are wrong.
Now get back in the kitchen.

[I just made myself laugh. Alot. In case you were wondering]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:24 am

[YOU SHITTIN' ME?! I'm gonna get hell from Pansy.]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:25 am

Voldemort wrote:If you're implying that I, the Dark Lord, am shallow, close-minded and sexist, then you are wrong.
Now get back in the kitchen.

[I just made myself laugh. Alot. In case you were wondering]

A woman gets hit by a car, who's fault is it?

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:25 am

[-would laugh if I wasn't sick-]

NO! You can't tell me what to do anymore if you're going to hate me!

[YEAHHHH but Panco will be back! Lunamort... -sobs-]

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:31 am

GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
-Is dead and unable to eat-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:32 am

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:33 am

..No one's ever said no to me, like... ever.

I don't like it.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:34 am

The answer.
Is the car's.
What was it doing in the kitchen?

AND LUNA.
While you're at it, can I have grilled cheeeeeeeeeese?

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:35 am

No to both of you!

-is an awesome sandwich maker...so good that one bite is like an orgasm in your mouth-

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:36 am

-pouts-
Why don't I get grilled cheese?

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:37 am

I could go for an orgasm in my mouth -winks-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 4:37 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:The answer.
Is the car's.
What was it doing in the kitchen?

I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, being a woman and all, but I did. Because it was funny.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:38 am

-thinks-
Here Draco! 4 for you Draco!
-gives Draco 4 orgasmic grilled cheeses-
And none for ~~Gretchen Wieners~~ Voldemort!

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:39 am

-claps-
-eats grilled cheeses-

IT REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE AN ORGASM IN YOUR MOUTH!

-laughs at Voldemort's lack of sandwich-

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:40 am

-Pouts-

[Kitchen jokes are my favorite. Not even gonna lie]

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:41 am

-smirks-

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:43 am

There's other ones.

What does a man tell his woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.

What does a man do when his dishwasher's broken?
Slap her across the face and ask her why she's not cleaning the damn dishes!

The end.

**Angela Braddock** March 20th 2010, 4:44 am

[*is refraining from slapping draco at this moment* you and your women jokes can go die. =P lolz. jk i thought they were kinda funny...]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 4:44 am

I should not laugh, I should not laugh, I should not laugh. *dies laughing*

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:45 am

THE REASON SEXIST JOKES ARE FUNNY, IS BECAUSE WOMEN GET PISSED OFF.
XD If you don't get angry, there's no need to say'em.

Want to hear my favorite women's joke?
Women's Rights.

....That is all.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 20th 2010, 4:46 am

*does not want to laugh, but does anyway*

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:47 am

-Is pissed about not getting a sandwich from Luna-
...Well maybe...
I'll just go kill every Crumple Horned Snorkack in Sweden.

-Smirks-

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