Re: The Hogwarts Lake

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:48 am

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FINDER! YOU CAN'T!

-still loves Voldy and is about to explode because she wants to make him a sammy-

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:49 am

-Waves stolen wand from Joe Walker-
Ever heard of a summoning charm?

OH WAIT, OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T, everything in the kitchen is within reach.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:49 am

-narrows eyes-
What.
Kind.

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:51 am

-Giggles because I made a funny-

Hmm.. I want... a $5 foot long from Subway.
I lied.
Nutella with Fluff and Extra Chunky Peanut butter, layer it with like 7 slices of bread.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 4:52 am

My sexist jokes are awesome.
But HK jokes are better.

1: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman.
2: Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off the cliff? 'Cause she was wearing mittens.
3: a. Where do Helen Keller's parents send her when company comes over? Disneyland.
b. What's her parents' name for the closet? Disneyland.
4: How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
a. Put doorknobs on the walls.
b. Put a plunger in the toilet.
c. Rearrange the furniture.
d. Put her in a round room and tell her to find the penny in the corner.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:53 am

-makes Voldy an orgasmic sandwich and gives it to him-

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:54 am

-Tries to eat it... but is a ghost... and fails-

-Crestfallen-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:54 am

-sighs and wonders if Voldy remembers the cork necklace horcrux he made that is hanging around Luna's neck right now-

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:56 am

-Sniffs.. but fails at that too... because I am a ghost... and I refuse to believe otherwise-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:57 am

-holds back tears...is not gonna cry in front of Voldy again... I'm not I'm not I'm not-

Guest March 20th 2010, 4:58 am

-Flies around because I am a ghost, not because I was a badass Dark Lord who could fly-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 4:59 am

-colors in her princess coloring book-

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:03 am

-Dives back into the lake to talk to some mermaids-

[What is fire and why does it, what's the word, burnnnnnn?]

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 20th 2010, 5:03 am

[OMR GO READ THE SNAPE SONG THAT PANSY WROTE!]

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:05 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:THE REASON SEXIST JOKES ARE FUNNY, IS BECAUSE WOMEN GET PISSED OFF.
XD If you don't get angry, there's no need to say'em.

Want to hear my favorite women's joke?
Women's Rights.

....That is all.

[-has knocked a guy out for saying that seriously to my face- it was fun-]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 5:07 am

[I don't say sexist jokes often. XD I likea da HKs.]

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:11 am

[Most people know not to tell sexist jokes around me. Too many people have ended up severely injured. -feminista-]

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 20th 2010, 5:14 am

[I have a lot of feminist friends. Fleur's, like, the only one that isn't really feminist. SO. I stick to my HKs.]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 5:15 am

Severus Snape wrote:[Most people know not to tell sexist jokes around me. Too many people have ended up severely injured. -feminista-]

[I have friends like that, haha.
It takes a lot to get to me.]

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:27 am

[I'm not offended easily... by anything. At all.]

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:30 am

[-has an extremely short temper, except when drunk-]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 5:32 am

[Yup. That's where Pansy and I differ. She gets pissed quickly. I do not.]

**Draco Malfoy** March 20th 2010, 5:36 am

[I get pissed but I usually offer some sort of scathing retort... though sometimes I punch.... and when i do it usually happens in a very very public place...

also sexist jokes make me laugh... that sort of thing rarely offends me...]

Guest March 20th 2010, 5:47 am

[They don't offend me unless the person actually means them. Most of the time I find them hilarious. Yeah... I'm not a nice person. I like beating people up too much. I haven't gotten to beat anyone up in like a year, though. This makes me sad.]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 20th 2010, 5:58 am

-a giant ball of light comes rocketing out of the lake, and then dissipates in a rain of silver and lavender sparkles-

[sorry if i interrupted anything ilyyyy~]

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