The Official Voldemort Fan Club

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I am the only member allowed.


-clings to Voldy-
MINEEEEEEEEE!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Everyone knows he loves me best!
-runs out

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

That's not even a little bit true.
-look of absolute disgust-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-calls from outside-
Oh yes it is! We made beautiful Lunamorties together!

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I wouldn't touch those with my basilisk.
Ick.

Voldemalfoy wins.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Lunamort wins everytime because we share a love for plimpie soup, nargles, puppies, and all things romantical!

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

-glares-
Voldemalfoy wins because it combines two sexies.
These two sexies then would have mini sexies who would roam the earth killing Lunamorties.
These mini sexies would than create more mini sexies.

Voldemalfoy is all evil, all the time.
We watch She's All That and sit back to back, because real lovers make sacrifices and do things the other one loves.
Even if they don't love it themselves!

We may not share loves on everything.
But we share one love.
And that's the love for each other.
That is far stronger than a love for plimpie soup, nargles, puppies, and romantical stuff.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

PSH!
We've already seen She's All That together like a million times!
And you can't kill the Lunamorties because Voldy loves them so HA!
-cares about Voldy more because she would never kill his babies-

[Guest]

[Connor, go back to the Slytherin room and answer.]

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

-glares-
Stop hurting my feelings.
Go back to your Hate Club.
You hating meanie.

[Ravenclaw Mod]

You're the meanie! I even made you FOUR sandwiches!!! The orgasm in your mouth sandwiches!
-sobs-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

I'M TELLING FLEUR ON YOU!
And then she'll be all Sasha Fierce on you.

And I'll turn Olliepop on you too!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-sniffles and sulks in the corner with my spoon and the Mad Hatter and the doremouse-

[Katie Bell]

Dont worry Luna. I am Voldemorts therapist. I can makle him love you more than Draco here. -hugs Luna-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

-sniffles-
EXCUSE ME?!
I don't even know you and I don't want to.


-stomps off-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-hugs Katie-
TEA!? It's always tea time!

[Katie Bell]

-Drags Draco back- Unlessssssssss. You want to persuade me. I ave much iunfluence over Voldy. I have it great authority that he is scared of me actually. Isn't that right Luna?

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

But I already made a Hate Club for you.
D: You should have mention this sooner!

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-sniffles and drinks tea-
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky,
Up above the world you fly
Like at tea tray in the sky.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat,
How I wonder what you're at:
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky.

[Katie Bell]

A hate club? -sniffels- In that case... -Takes off tie and strats wrapping it round her neck-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

NOOOOOOOOO!
-clings-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

-giggles-
Katie what are you doing?
You seem to have lost your muchness... you use to be much more...muchier

[Katie Bell]

OH NO! Ive lost my muchness too?! A harte cl;ub and now this. I can't deal I tell you.

-Looks down at Draco- It is time. -teeters on the edge of the astronomy tower-

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

IF YOU FALL, I WILL CATCH YOU.
ANYTIME

-grins-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

WAIT!
Katie...
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[-is tired and delirious-]

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