Official Help Whoremione Become Extinct Club

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Hi.
Join me and help me kill Hermione J Granger.

Members:
Draco Malfoy - Dictator/CEO
Severus Snape - Advisor/Manager
Pansy Parkinson - Head General/Assistant Manager
Tam Riddle - Assistant to the Assistant Manager

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Been planning to do this forever.

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

-adds to the member list as Vice President-

[Guest]

Dare I ask why you want to kill her???

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

...Would there be a reason to want to keep her alive?

[Guest]

Ummm yea that is bit of a strongly un-neutral ground you have there.

How about because killing for the sake of killing is wrong?

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

It's not for the sake of killing. There are good reasons to kill her.
But I'd rather keep her alive a little while, I suppose. Doesn't suffer much when she's dead.

[Guest]

Haha fair enough. So you are going for a long/drawn out death that involves many nasty surprises and loads of planning/bitching about approach.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I usually just wing it. Improvisation is a wonderful thing.
But it will be a long nasty process. And I will enjoy it.

[Guest]

Lord I love your character, [is totally jealous].

Okey, why the club then??

[Also kinda wanting to join...dammit]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

I think it just makes him feel special if he has a club about it.
Erm. Why not make a club. Makes it more, official. Yeah. That.

[Guest]

Haha nice cover up

(sorry about this, sooo totally bored out of my mind)

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Shh don't tell him. He's a little touchy sometimes.

[Guest]

deal. Haha he hates me already because i was spazzing at a Slytherin. (She so should not have been talking in the library)

[Molly Prewett]

[what she means is: he's a whinging little bitch]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

NO ONE ASKED YOU WHOREMIONE. GTFO.

[Molly Prewett]

[looks like someone else is a little touchy, too]

[Draco Malfoy]

Erm.... I can't join this.... but wait! LOOPHOLE!!!!

I'M JOINING BECAUSE I WANT WHOREMIONE DEAD AND HERMIONE BACK!!!!!

Because not everyone can be a whore like me!

[Guest]

Ooooo nice loop hole, yea i would join for that

[Muffy - Tam - Draco]

Are you joining?

[Draco Malfoy]

Yes, for the aforementioned reason and loophole.

[Guest]

WHY AM I NOT A MEMBER OF THIS YET.
I DEMAND VIP STATUS.

[Katie Bell]

-Is debating whether to join or not...May need persuading.-

[Guest]

-offers to show Katie his not-boring wand-

[Katie Bell]

-Polietly rudely declines and throws up. Was hoping for an offer from a more... persuasive person.-

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