The Official Parents Club

[Remus Lupin]

For Parents :3 Spazz, rant, rave, tell embarrassing stories, or whatever, about your darling children.

FREE COOKIES FOR THE KIDS *hands out cookies*

Don't forget to tell us who your darling children are!

Mine: Teddy Lupin (though for the RP he's my cousin...it still counts though cause I make darling OOC fatherly comments!!)

*squeals* HE'S AMAAAZING!!! Just has a few habits he has to break, but he knows I love him all the same.

[Nikki Orwell]

Does the few days I was Dee's baby's caretaker count?

[Remus Lupin]

Sounds good to me! :3 Welcome to the club!

[Molly Prewett]

How about the fact that I adopted Dee herself? *sighs dreamily* They grow up so fast...

[Remus Lupin]

HERMS!!! *glomps*

Works for me!

[Nikki Orwell]

Mya, one of the best moments here was your growing up talk. -still giggles about it-
And, I am the baby's Nanny... so I still have parenting duties.

[Remus Lupin]

*really hopes Teddy's grown up enough now that he can be spared giving 'the talk'*

[Molly Prewett]

I am very, very proud of that talk, and would be more than happy to offer my services to any other parents whose children need "the talk"



*glomps Remus, coz she can*

[Remus Lupin]

*clings to Herms*

OMR we could have like...'The Talk' day, and Herms could give her amazing talk to all the kids. *dies*

[Molly Prewett]

OMR YES! Let's do that! Dean can be note-taker, he took some pretty detailed notes last time...

[Katie Bell]

I HATE THE FAT SHITS! I REALLY DO!

[Draco Malfoy]

I'm a mother *headdesk*

Fucking baby Hashbee

Hates me too... little rat

MYA PLEASE GIVE HIM THE TALK FOR ME! THANKS!

[Remus Lupin]

[OMR Katie...hahahahahaha]


Sounds like a good idea Hermione! I'll ask Dean to join us for that day.

[Narcissa Black]

I AM MOTHER TO DRACO AND REMUS, *FUTURE* MOTHER IN LAW TO PANSY AND HERMIONE AND GRANDMOTHER TO SCORPIUS!

[Daphne Greengrass]

*feeds Chris baby formula*

HI THERE.

[Remus Lupin]

CISSY DON'T GIVE TEDDY COOKIES RIGHT NOW. >.> HE DOESN'T GET ANY UNTIL HE STOPS SMOKING...AND STOPS HIDING CIGARETTES IN COOKIES...

[Teddy Lupin]

HOW DARE YOU! -runs away-

[Ravenclaw Mod]

Crap.
-looks around for the Lunamorties-
JUSTIN?
J.C.?

[Molly Prewett]

*has learned from Tater's parenting fails, and has a tracking charm on Teddy, so he can run as far as he likes....*

[Teddy Lupin]

Awww. -pouts-

[Molly Prewett]

*pats head*

[Draco Malfoy]

*has learned from Tater's parenting fails, and has a tracking charm on Teddy, so he can run as far as he likes....*

*is a TOTAL parenting fail*

[Molly Prewett]

*still loves Tam anyway*

[Remus Lupin]

*thanks Mya for the tracking charm then hands Teddy a cookie...and an apple*


hahahahah Lavender thinks it'd be hilarious if Remus gave Teddy the talk xD Mostly because of how awkward a situation it'd be. I think it'd be hilarious too...but I'd also be the one sharing the awkwardness of the situation...so who thinks Remus should do it?

[Draco Malfoy]

I DO! GIVE IT TO HASHBEE AT THE SAME TIME? KTHXSBYE!

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