Re: The Official Parents Club

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:58 pm

Teddy Lupin wrote:Oh... -munches on an apple awkwardly-

[*is literally dying over here and is glad that she never plans on having kids because she'd never be able to give this talk in real life*]

*is glad to see he's eating an apple* Yeah. Sooo...um....before this goes any further...how much do you already know? *hoping that he already knows a lot so this can end quickly and painlessly*

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:00 pm

-thinks a moment- sex is a verb.

Nikki Orwell April 14th 2010, 11:01 pm

[Teddy, say you know nothing! Please?]

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 14th 2010, 11:01 pm

[-dies-]

Claire McCann April 14th 2010, 11:02 pm

[Oh my good lord.]

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 11:02 pm

Teddy Lupin wrote:-thinks a moment- sex is a verb.

[I JUST SPAT WATER EVERYWHERE! I BLAME YOU!]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:03 pm

[Teddy, for that answer, you get an extra cookie today. Shh - don't tell your father!]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:03 pm

[Score!]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:05 pm

[Now behave, or I come in and finish the talk. It's not pretty, trust me.]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:06 pm

[This isn't very pretty either...]

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 11:07 pm

Hermione J Granger wrote:[Now behave, or I come in and finish the talk. It's not pretty, trust me.]

[OH MY GOD.... I just cracked up again... STOP MAKING ME LAUGH! MY MOM IS GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS!]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:08 pm

[I think Remus is dead.]

Claire McCann April 14th 2010, 11:10 pm

[You killed him with your defiance.]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:10 pm

[Trust me, mine is worse dearest. Hermione knows no embarrassment in lecture mode and no detail is spared....]

[*checks for Remikins* I think he's hiding....]

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:11 pm

Teddy Lupin wrote:-thinks a moment- sex is a verb.

[Teddy...*dies lauging* excuse me while I go clean up the juice I spit everywhere.]

*now he just wants to bang his head on a wall* WELL THEN. *cough* Um...that's a start. SO. *is flailing inside his head since he can't do it outside* It's...you know that thing that two people who really, well should anyways, love and have feelings for each other do...when they're ready for it. Yeah.

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:11 pm

[SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I DIED.]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:12 pm

[I love you Remikins - if you survive this, you'll get a cookie too!]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:14 pm

They kiss! And move in together! -feels proud-

Nikki Orwell April 14th 2010, 11:17 pm

[I love everyone here so much. Next time I have to talk about sex with my friends... sex is a verb. -nods-]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:19 pm

[*puts a gold star on Teddy's chart*]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:19 pm

[Krum knows quite a bit about this....want help? Laughing

]

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:21 pm

[MYA I BETTER BE GETTING MORE THAN A COOKIE FOR THIS >.> *stares pointedly*]

Teddy Lupin wrote:They kiss! And move in together! -feels proud-

*scratches head* Um...well yes they do that too. But we're talking about sex here. Kissing is involved yes...but there's more to it than that.

[OMR VIKTOR HELP! *clings*]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:22 pm

Viktor struts in. "Did somevon say sex!?"

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:23 pm

[WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD MAKE A BLOODY MOVE, YOU'D GET SOME ACTION!!!! *coughs and looks around awkwardly* Who said that?]

[*sigh* Remikins do you need me to bail you out? Should I bring diagrams?]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:23 pm

[BAHAHHA, PLEASE BRING DIAGRAMS]

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