Re: The Official Parents Club

Nikki Orwell April 14th 2010, 11:24 pm

[Luna, can Krum make everything a Quidditch metaphor?]

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:25 pm

Hermione J Granger wrote:[WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD MAKE A BLOODY MOVE, YOU'D GET SOME ACTION!!!! *coughs and looks around awkwardly* Who said that?]

[*sigh* Remikins do you need me to bail you out? Should I bring diagrams?]

[*flails* HERMS WE'RE IN THE DORM RIGHT NOW WITH SIRIUS AND KATIE IT'S NOT HAPPENING NOW HAHA]

*is relieved* VIKTOR! Hi! Yes...I'm errr...attempting to give Teddy the talk...but...i'm not good at this sort of thing.

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:26 pm

[I feel that this is appropriate:

The Official Parents Club - Page 4 Children_condom1

]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:27 pm

Like... when babies are made?

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:28 pm

Teddy Lupin wrote:Like... when babies are made?

[haha Mya, nice]

He nods. "Yes Teddy. Exactly."

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:28 pm

[hahaha, perfect. they should put that on cookie packages]
-still confused-

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:29 pm

Viktor sits down in front of Teddy.
"Ok kid. Let me tell you something. You know about Quidditch? Of course you do. Who doesn't? Ok...so it's the chaser's job to get the quaffle through the hoop. You are the chaser. You got that?"

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 11:30 pm

[oh damn, have to go take Andrew to work. I'll be back in like half an hour.... HAVE FUN, KIDS! XD]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:32 pm

-doesn't like Quidditch- Okay. I am the chaser.

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:33 pm

[OH GOD...HAHAHAHA *dies* Luna I LOVE YOU!]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:34 pm

"Right. So what you want to do, is take your broom and make sure you've got a strong grip on it...and it needs to be nice and firm or this won't work. And you want to take your broom and guide it into the hoop....Got it?"

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 11:34 pm

[I JUST FELL OF MY FUCKING CHAIR! DAMN YOU ALL!]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:35 pm

-looks around- Where's the hoop?

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:39 pm

"Vell! The hoop is on the far side of the field and it takes some vork to get to it. If you're not in love and you're just looking for a fun night, I suggest Firebeer"

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:41 pm

-takes out a pen and paper and writes down 'good night - firebeer'-

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:41 pm

*thinks Krum is doing a much better job at this than he would be...*

Hey now! No alcohol. We're trying to break his addiction to that stuff.

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:42 pm

-scratches out what he wrote, but remembers it- So... where do I get a broom?

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:44 pm

Oh right. right. No Firebeer. Forget I said anything. So anyvay. You just have it ok?
Another important thing is to make sure the broom is off the ground. If you can't get it up then DO NOT put it in the hoop. Do you understand?

Katie Bell April 14th 2010, 11:45 pm

Katie walks in to watch.... "And Teddy, Brooms can cause ...damage, so you need to protect them, like with Polish and stuff... Get it?"

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:46 pm

Yes... I think so. -adds 'polish broom' to his list-

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 14th 2010, 11:47 pm

-thinks-
Any questions?

Katie Bell April 14th 2010, 11:48 pm

Teddy Lupin wrote:Yes... I think so. -adds 'polish broom' to his list-

"And, if you are on your own, it is perfectly natural to polish your own broom okay? But not in public. Thats just wrong."

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:49 pm

[I love you all...really]

[i'm officially dead now]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 11:56 pm

-adds 'secretly polish own broom' to the list- I think I get it. -nods-

Claire McCann April 14th 2010, 11:58 pm

... I have no idea what to say to you all.

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