Re: The Hog's Head

[Guest]

[Because I'm pissed at Draco, as he won't give me Snaco.]

"Hehehe! LOOK GUYS! FROGGIE KING FOUND A QUEEEEEEEEEEN! SHE'S SUCH A PRETTY FLOWER! PANSSYYY'S A FLOWERRRR!" he giggled, swinging his bottle of whiskey all over the place. He vaguely remembered something about drinking while on top of Pansy at some point in history, and it not ending well, but he didn't really care right now. Losing his balance he toppled off the bed again, landing on his back hard. "Owwwww! That huuuuuurtt! Like my heart hurts! MY HEART HURTS PANSY I NEED A BANDAID!"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[Suck it up.]

Pansy sat up again and leaned over the bed to look at Sev lying on the ground. She laughed and waved her wand and produced several feet of white bandage for him, which fell in a pile on his chest. "You can wrap it around your head!"

[Guest]

Sev uses the bandages to make a turban. "HEY PANSY GUESS WHO I AM, GUESS WHO I AM!" he yells, conjuring snowballs to hit the back of his turban.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy roared in laughter and conjured more snowballs, but one went wonky and hit him in the face instead. "SQUIRRELLLLLLL!"

[Guest]

"Heyyyy! I NO LIKEY SNOW ON MY NOSEEE! ROAR!" he said, charging at Pansy and tackling her, assaulting her with tickles. "TICKLES! That's what you getttttt!" he said, laughing. All of a sudden his laughter turned into tears. "I miss tickling Remuuuussssssssss. I MISS HIM! I WANT MY WOLFY AND I WANT HIM NOOOW!" he said, stomping about the ground and throwing a tantrum.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

She screamed laughing as she was tickled, wriggling backwards to escape. Pansy was taken aback when he started crying again. "You don't need him!" She shrugged, holding out her empty bottle to him, without realizing she'd emptied it.

[Guest]

Severus took the bottle and tried to pour the contents down his throat, but wailed when he realized it was empty. "THERE'S NOTHING LEFT! LIKE THERE'S NO HAPPY LEFT IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled, crying on the floor miserably. "I dunnn wanna be alooooooneee! And I dunnn wanna not be able to have hot sexxxinssssss, 'cause they wass TOTALLY AWESOME!" he wailed again, smashing the bottle angrily on the ground. "I WANT MY WOLFY AND I WANT SEX NOW!"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy narrowed her eyes at him momentarily before shoving a full bottle into his hand. "There will be more eventually, silly Sevvy." She wasn't good with whining.

[Guest]

Severus pouted sadly, but took the bottle and took a large swig. He scrambled to his feet again, and started singing some muggle song he didn't remember where he'd heard. "I want a lover I don't have to loooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveee! I WANT A BOY WHO'S SO DRUNK HE DOESN'T TALKKK!" he screeched, tripping over his feet and landing on his stomach, luckily without smashing his bottle. "Where is the kiddd with the chemicalsss? I've got a hunger and I can't seem to get fulll! I NEED SOME MEANING I CAN MEMORIIIIIIIIIIIZEEEE, THE KIND I HAVE ALWAYS SEEEMS TO SLIPP MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDDDD!" he sang drunkenly, swaying on the spot.

[-can't get the song out of her head, and is channeling it into sev-]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[That's why Pansy started singing Bad Romance so many weeks ago... good times. It's stuck since then.]

She blinked slowly, grabbing another bottle for herself and taking a long drink. He seemed to be entertaining himself rather well, and so she curled her legs up on the bed and drank her beer in silence.

[Guest]

Severus sat swaying on the floor, singing more quietly this time, mostly to himself. "You write such pretty wordssss, but life's no storybook. Love's an excuse to get hurt, and to hurt! Do you like to hurt? I do I do I do then huuurt meeeeeeeeee," he mumbled, stumbling over the words. He curled up in a little ball, burying his face in his knees. "Pansy? Does love always hurt?"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy thought for a minute, taking another drink. "Not always. Sometimes it's good." She half smiled and flicked her wand at him, making the turban slip down over his face.

[Guest]

"But it'll never be good for me, will it? I'm just not good enough for him. I feel like my button. All lost and alone and abandoned. My button, Pansy, MY BUTTON! But a Hufflepuff found my button. Do you think a PuffleHuff will find my happy? I think I losted it. I losted my happy! It's very sad, very very sad," he said, his voice muffled by the turban that had slipped over his mouth. He starts crying again and tries to smother himself.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy jumps down off the bed and pulls the turban off his head. "Stop that." She sat her firebeer to the side and looked sternly at him. "You'll find it eventually. You might need a Hufflepuff to help, but you'll find it."

[Guest]

"But what if it's lost forever? I think it is lost forever, forever and ever and ever. He's not coming back, Pansy Flower, he's not. I'm gonna be aloooonnnneeee! I don't want to be alone! Being alone is so... alonely!" he declared, burying his face in Pansy's shoulder. "I likes you, Pansy. You smart. You brave. You no get hurted easy, like Sevvy. You totally awesome!"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"So what if he's gone? If he's gone, then he's supposed to be gone. That's that." She blinked and stared at the opposite wall when he said she wasn't hurt easily. She was, really, somewhere deep down in there, but she hid that part of her away. Really well. She had to. "You just gotta suck it up and move on. There's better things to do."

[Guest]

Sev looked up at her confused. "I'm confuseded. What's better than Remus? There ain't no one like mah Remus! 'Cept he isn't mine no mores. Not mine! Why's he not mine? He saided he loveded me! HE SAID DAT! Why he lied, Pansy? I no likey lies. Lies bad. Lies hurt. I wants truth! You knows, truthiness. I like truthiness. 'Cause it's all true, y'know?" he rambled, looking dazed.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"Cowards lie, Severus. You don't need a coward." She shook her head and looked down at him, pulling her hair aside when it accidentally brushed across his face.

[Guest]

"I'm not a coward, no, nots me. I's gonna be braves now! 'BRAVES LIKE PANSY, SEE!? 'Cause you're so coooollll," he mumbled, pulling Pansy into another hug. "I likessss youuuu. You soooo awesomeeee."

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

"I'm glad at least you think so, Sev," Pansy said, returning his hug. "You gonna cheer up for me now? I don't like sad Severus."

[Guest]

"Okays. I cheers up. But only for yous, kay? 'Cause you're the only one who cares about me! You care, and Lily cares, and that's only if she's not lying too. Do you think she's lying? I dunno. I hope not. She's so perfect, Pansy. I wish I had somebody like her, but that's so silllyyyy. Why would she ever want me, stupid mean ugly gullible me? I dunno. I wish I was better, Pansy. I wish I was better for her, I wish I could be the man she deserved, I wish I wish I wish, that I might be good enough for someone, some day. Do you think I'll ever be good enough?" he asked, closing his eyes. Just a moment later, he fell asleep, letting out a loud snore, bottle still in hand. He looked so pathetic, lying sprawled out on the ground, clutching a now empty bottle, his robes stained with alcohol, his face stained with tears. Severus Snape was so absolutely pathetic, it was so beyond pitiful.

[Going to sleep, so tired. Goodnight all <3 ]

[Draco Malfoy]

[Goodnight Sevvy!]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Pansy listened to him rambling, feeling quite sad for all that he worried about all the time. She didn't have time to even answer him, because the moment he stopped talking, he was asleep. She took the bottle from his hand and used her wand to move him to the bed. She wasn't sure where to head for the night, if she should stay here in case he'd need her, or if she should go back to Hogwarts. She stepped out into the hallway but seemed to think better of leaving. Severus was too fragile to leave alone right now, she knew that. She sighed and stepped back into the room, conjuring up some pillows and blankets she piled into the floor and laid down on, staring at the ceiling and wishing she could sleep.


[Alrighty then. Night!]

[Molly Prewett]

Then again, who's to say it was his fault? He wouldn't put it past that bitch to spike his drink or something, just to get revenge. Or just get with Draco- he really was a 10, and nobody is ever a ten, because there is always room for improvement. He wanted to find out what happened, but it would have to wait until Sev got back to the castle- something he wasn't sure he was ready to do. How could he face everyone, after being so humiliated? He felt even worse for Pansy, though. At least Remus hadn't cheated on him.

[Hey! Let's get something straight - he came onto me! Also.... LMAO]

[Remus Lupin]

[at least Remus hadn't knowingly cheated on him hahahahahah....ha...ha *sobs* I MISS SNUPIN!!! but i love my Hermsy more]

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