Re: The Hog's Head

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 3:28 am

"To anything taboo!" two blonde girls (one of which is Dom), Parv and Victoire sing, while dancing rather provocatively... hips swinging and grinding and all while against the table.

Rolf Scamander June 25th 2010, 3:33 am

Rolf climbs onto the table with Viktor. While putting an arm around him they both sing, "Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 3:34 am

Viktor grins and points to Rolf, "Lenny Bruce!"

Rolf Scamander June 25th 2010, 3:35 am

Rolf does a little hand-swirl thing, then motions to Viktor while saying, "Langston Hughes!"

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 3:38 am

Parvati collapses onto the table, kicks her feet in the air a few times while crying, "To the stage!" She then gets off the table as one person calls out "To Uta!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 3:39 am

Someone shouts out, "To Buddha," right before Rolf and Viktor face each other, coming together to tango down the table as others sing out, "Pablo Neruda, tooooooooo." They get to the end of the table and jump off and part ways to go back to the sides of the table.

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 25th 2010, 3:43 am

Luna and Frank both kneel on the table, facing each other as they sing, "Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow to blow off Auntie Em!" They stand up and sing along with everyone as they shake their hips and throw their hands in the air. "La vie Boheme!"

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 3:46 am

Parvati then moves so that she has Victoire pinned down on the table and kisses her passionately.

[OMFG. DON'T KILL ME BFF FOR MAKING OUT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER *hides*]

Lucius Malfoy June 25th 2010, 3:47 am

Lucius' eyes widen in shock. "SISTERS!?"

Alicia Spinnet- Inactive June 25th 2010, 3:49 am

Victoire and Parvati turn to Lucius, and Parv rests her head on Victoire's breasteses as they say at the same time, "We're close." They then proceed to hop off the table to sit down next to each other in the chairs.

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 3:51 am

Regulus lays down on the table with Viktor on top of him, kissing each other deeply before looking up at Lucius. "Brothers!"

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 3:59 am

Regulus, Luna, and Frank all hop up on the table and dance around while singing, "Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman!"

Guest June 25th 2010, 4:00 am

[EPIC WIN.]

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 25th 2010, 4:01 am

"German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana," they continue singing as they dance around the table, Regulus being the center of attention because he's Angel...

Frank Longbottom - Inact June 25th 2010, 4:06 am

THEN EVERYONE SINGS AND DANCES! "To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy! Vaclav Havel- The Sex Pistols, 8BC," while they do the little hand motions to it. "To no shame- Never playing the fame game..."

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 4:08 am

Viktor leans back as Regulus supports him in his arms. He places the joint to his lips as he takes a deep breath before blowing out a puff of smoke. "To marijuana!!!"

[If you haven't figured out this is AU yet....It is.]

Rolf Scamander June 25th 2010, 4:12 am

"To sodomy....It's between God and me," everyone sings as Lucius ends up standing and leaving the area.

Guest June 25th 2010, 4:12 am

[The mental image of Viktor smoking marijuana simultaneously gave Regulus a heart attack and earned a YEAH DUDE! from Caradoc. Just letting you know. Also, Regulus is not cool enough to be Angel.]

Viktor Krum - Inactive June 25th 2010, 4:16 am

"To S & M," everyone sings as Viktor pushes Regulus down on his knees, pretending to slap him as Regulus spins around and hands the joint back to Viktor with a smile.

[Well sorry! We only have so many characters to use here and I figured Viktor kissing someone else would be W-R-O-N-G!]

**Dominique Weasley** June 25th 2010, 4:24 am

"WAITER, WAITER, WAITER!" Albus calls while leaving the area.

**Parvati Patil** June 25th 2010, 4:31 am

Everyone joins in for one final, "LA VIE BOHEME!" while dancing around in happiness.

Then, everyone ends up drinking loads and loads and loads...passing out on the tables.The following day, they all wake up, leave, and don't remember ANY of this...because this occurred in some ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. Yep yep.

[Erm, that's about it folks. The next part of the song wouldn't really make sense...and Luna had to go *sobs*. So yeah, hope whoever stumbles upon this enjoys our insanity. For those of you who are deprived, this is "La Vie Boheme" from the epically, amazing Rent. Watch it. Now.]

**Romilda Vane** June 25th 2010, 4:37 am

[I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. SO FUCKING MUCH.]

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 25th 2010, 4:42 am

[Hahahaahh, thanks Millie! Love you too! But erm...truthfully...there were only two of us...Just Luna and I... and all of our accounts <.<]

**Romilda Vane** June 25th 2010, 6:01 pm

[Haha yeah...I figured that out in the middle of the night, after I couldn't do anything to fix it. *blushes and headdesks*]

**Ravenclaw Mod** June 27th 2010, 2:26 am

Luna and Rolf walk in as Luna and Rolf. Not as Mimi and Roger. Sorry to disappoint you all. They sit down at a table to wait for Luna's dad to show up. "So..." Luna says quietly, worried about how the meeting will go. "He should be here. Soon."

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