Re: The Chamber of Secrets

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 10:54 pm

*hisses at him again*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 10:56 pm

from one celebrity to another, albeit a lesser known one

Gilderoy Lockhart

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 10:57 pm

-flaps his little devil wings nonchalantly-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 10:57 pm

(@voldy--i'm with cullen and we're too lazy to go onto his account)

edward: well you just have to let me....sink my teeth very seductively into your neck -winks- ive found that your beauty will be restored, and your immortality will be guaranteed

-is a completely idiotic git who talks only about his undying love for some human girl and doesn't know the normal ways of speech-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 10:59 pm

Hermione J Granger wrote:*may or may not have used all of her copies Lockhart's books to light fires because that's all they were good for*

you're going down, granger

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:00 pm

*is practically at Voldemort's ankles hoping he doesn't suffer the Cullenification*
*takes a sip of this new stuff Tam gave her, wide eyed* TAMMYKINS. What is this??

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 11:01 pm

-thinks Mya used said books in a very fitting manner...they could have a better use though: made into toilet paper or tissues-

**Draco Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:03 pm

MAGICAL STUFF PANSY! Do you like it?

**Molly Prewett** March 23rd 2010, 11:04 pm

*is very glad she's over her little crush and realises what a dunce Lockhart is.... even if he is very, very pretty. besides, the DADA teacher after him was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sexier*

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:05 pm

*blinks, still with huge eyes* YES.
However, I cannot help but presume that you are encouraging my supposed alcoholism. *narrows her eyes at Tam and takes another sip*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:05 pm

-Frames Gilderoy's signature and hangs it on top of Salazar Slytherin's nose, then turns back to Edward-

You just bite me and I become immortal you say?
-Eyes twinkle and I rip off my shirt and bend my neck, and grin like the dumbass I am, ready to be bitten-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:07 pm

do I have any fans on this site?

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:08 pm

-Waves arm wildly- OH ME GILDEROY, PICK ME!

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:08 pm

*shakes Voldemort's knees* I must protest! This situation is unequivocally undesirable!
*blinks and turns around to look at Tam* Why am I speaking in such a manner, Tammykins?

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:09 pm

and you'll--you'll sparkle...LIKE I DO. i give a whole new meaning to "disco stick"

it is a most unadvisable fate, though...most unadvisable...only preferable to horcruxes -eyes widen- do you find that you are sure?

-leans closer-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:09 pm

-Stares down at Pansy-
PANSY I am just trying to be immortal, okay? -Pets her head-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:11 pm

looks like its just u and me then, eh voldy??

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:12 pm

*looks up at him, smiles at being petted* But- but-
Fine. Discover the fate for yourself. *shakes her head sadly*

**Draco Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:12 pm

I dunno *grins evily*

*is proud to be slowly fighting drunken bad grammar*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:13 pm

-Leans close to Edward-
I'll sparkle?

SCREW IT, IF I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A PANSYASS FAIRY I WOULD POUR SOME GLITTER ON MY HEAD AND CALL MYSELF SHILOH.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 23rd 2010, 11:14 pm

Pansy Parkinson wrote:*looks up at him, smiles at being petted* But- but-
Fine. Discover the fate for yourself. *shakes her head sadly*

-giggles like a loon on loon tablets with a side of crazy ass person syrup-

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:14 pm

Gilderoy Lockhart wrote:looks like its just u and me then, eh voldy??

You, me and all the glory and power of fame.
-stares into the distance with hands on hips trying to look regal-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:15 pm

*jumps up and hands vodka off to someone else* A PANSYASS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

**Draco Malfoy** March 23rd 2010, 11:16 pm

*headdesk*

Guest March 23rd 2010, 11:17 pm

It means you have a great ass, Pansy.

-Will take advantage of her drunk state to shamelessly hit on her, oh yes I will-

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