Re: Hospital Wing

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 9th 2010, 4:15 am

-reaches over and pats his shoulder- That's sad, that you're sexiness is destracting you from your life dream! -throws a wad of paper at the people under the table.

Dear guys,

Can one of you please go get me:

a Cream Pie
a large chocolate cheesecake with coffee sprinkles
and a glass of sweet iced tea?

will love you forever....i think i'll be here a while.

So what do you plan to do? About the children? And your soon to be grandchild/ren?

-maks more notes-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 4:15 am

*runs off to get food*

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:17 am

Peter Pettigrew wrote:-i think that there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking.
that's why i opened a school so kids could read good and do other stuff good too.-

[ Is that a quote from Zoolander? Very Happy

]

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 4:17 am

Daddy hates me! *dies under the bed*

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 4:18 am

*walks in and serves Joel is food on a silver platter before going back under bed and handing Dee one of her horcruxes*

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:19 am

Lily Potter wrote:
Peter Pettigrew wrote:-i think that there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking.
that's why i opened a school so kids could read good and do other stuff good too.-

[ Is that a quote from Zoolander? ]

[reference, not quote. but yes:D]

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 9th 2010, 4:20 am

-sends Luna a thankyoueversomuchbff look and starts to snack on cheesecake...leaving the pie for later. just in case he needed it-

-makes the ducky plushy pop up and hug Dee-

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:21 am

-Contemplates-

I don't know. Just let them run off and become sluts and indulge in the Dark Arts I suppose...
But I am really concerned about my status of Dark Lord. I mean seriously, in his last few days Harry Potter wasn't even scared of me. I'm down to 9 murders a week, I haven't crucio'd any Half bloods in 5 days, just the muggles and mudbloods, and I barely have a hold over my own Death Eaters. I'm worried.

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 4:21 am

*is alive again from the horcrux and the ducky*

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:22 am

-eyes tear up with sympathy-

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 4:23 am

Oh Merlin's pants.

DADDY DOES HATE ME! *dies again*

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 9th 2010, 4:25 am

-nods thoughtfully- Yes, Katie Bell...that was a sad affair my Lord. And Harry Potter, the only one who cares about him are those two ginger kids, Ron and Ginny. You know, there's a Muggle town not too far from here...you could always go there, one night alone, and kill the entire population. It might make you feel better. -takes more notes-

[D: i just told him to kill people....hippie Joel is dying! QUICK!! my horcrux!! my hippie horcrux!! -sobs-]

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:25 am

-Glances at Dee's corpse under the bed-
See what I have to deal with? 6 times a day this happens. If it's not the cute little innocent one, its the slutty knocked up older one. How am I supposed to save their lives and spread terror at the same time?

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:26 am

-contemplates going all sodom and gmorrah on voldy to make him feel like god-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 4:26 am

Psh- I saved your life not him

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 4:27 am

*is suddenly alive again, thanks to her horcrux*

Does anyone have any cheese?

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** March 9th 2010, 4:28 am

-ducky hugs Dee again, REALLY tight because Ducky loves Deeeeee! and Everyone!!-

Hmm, well I don't really know. kids will be kids, and rebels. As for the slutty one...i highly doubt she'll have sex EVER again after she gives birth. Without potions. Because i'm the nurse and i can do that. As for the younger one...maybe a hug once and a while would help? I mean, in the utmost secret of course, so you don't ruin your image. A show of love may keep her from dying all the time...

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:29 am

-gossiping about my girlfriend, are you?
WELL TEENAGE PREGNANCY IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER.-

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 4:29 am

*gives Dee some cheese*

**Daphne Greengrass** March 9th 2010, 4:30 am

like she'll be your girlfriend any longer after all of your raucous flirting with Daddy...

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:31 am

-Thinks and nods-
You're good. You're really good.
Well that and the murder an entire muggle village thing solve most of my problems, but I still have the issue of my everlasting thirst for nonstop mindblowing sex with everything that moves.

Salazar Slytherin - Inact March 9th 2010, 4:32 am

*moves around*

Guest March 9th 2010, 4:32 am

-raises hand and jumps up and down...very...inconspicuously.-

Fred Weasley - Inactive March 9th 2010, 4:33 am

Fred's eye brows go up. He had no idea what he'd been missing. Maybe he should get out of the common room and the WWW HQ more often.

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 9th 2010, 4:33 am

*Is not happy right now*

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