Re: A Pirate Ship!

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:23 am

*purges bowels in the corner*

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:25 am

[*dies*]

*Ken is still grinning the grin his plastic face is frozen into*

You're my doll, rock n' roll....

*He realises, my magic because he doesn't have any mental faculties at all, that if he keeps talking it will become inappropriate for a wedding, so he turns back into a pretty lump of plastic for a while*

Guest April 16th 2010, 6:26 am

-runs in-

YO, I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT DOUG AND TRACY FROM THE HANGOVER HAD THE BEST WEDDING OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME.

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:26 am

[*dies of laughter*]

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 6:27 am

[*is dying over here and loves you guys so very much*]

Barbie pulls Ken over to two seats in the far back of the wedding so they can sit and make out until it starts.

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:28 am

HEY THERE KANYE!
I SHOUT
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
AND HAVE A SHAM WOW!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:28 am

HEY THERE KIDS

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:29 am

*Ken, it turns out, is not one of the more advanced Barbies with the bendable legs, he's the classic model, and his legs stick straight out from his hips when he sits down, kicking the Olsen twins purging in the corner.*

Peter Pan April 16th 2010, 6:29 am

*the Stig runs in*

Guest April 16th 2010, 6:30 am

YO BILLY I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD THE BEST SUDDEN DEATH OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME.

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:30 am

HAPPY RAPEDAY TO YOU
HAPPY RAPEDAY TO YOU
HAPPY RAPEDAY TO EVERYONE
HAPPY RAPE DAY. SURPRISE!

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:32 am

[AH THE STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!]

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

Barbie luckily has bendable legs and straddles Ken but then realizes that her vagina's been sealed off by plastic so they can't do anything anyway.

Peter Pan April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

[Dee you ruined it. if you say surprise its not rape its surprise sex]

Viktor Krum - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

KANYE! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!? GO GET IN A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER LAWN MOWER OR TRY GETTING A BETTER HAIRCUT

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

Jack looks up from the rum he is drinking, extremely confused at the odd assortment of people and creatures that have shown up. "Must be the rum," he mumbles. He goes to take another drink but finds it empty. "Why is the rum always gone?!"

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:33 am

IS THIS THE REAL CAESAR'S PALACE?

Logan Avery April 16th 2010, 6:34 am

OH MY GAWD YOU GUYS THIS WEDDING IS FIERCE

Gellert Grindelwald Inact April 16th 2010, 6:34 am

DR FAGGOT?

i mean--

A BI GEZUNT

Nikki Orwell April 16th 2010, 6:35 am

ME WANT COOKIE! -TRIES TO EAT THE BOAT-

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:36 am

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:36 am

*Ken has no idea why Barbie is sitting on him - she's facing the wrong way to see the wedding, and he is not anatomically correct anyway.*

Marco Montague April 16th 2010, 6:37 am

Barbossa, still sword fighting, roars, "EVER'BODY SIT YERSELVES DOWN! NOW, OR IT'S KEELHAULING FOR YOU!"

He clears his throat and keeps sword fighting, because these barnacle-men breed like rabbits. "Dearly beloved! We be gathered here today... TO NAIL YOUR GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YOU POXY CUR!"

Guest April 16th 2010, 6:38 am

*squees excitedly*

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