Re: A Pirate Ship!

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

CAN WE LEAVE? I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WITHIN TWO HUNDRED FEET OF A SCHOOL. OR A CHUCK E. CHEESE. OR THE BLACK PEARL.

[Remus Lupin]

Barbie would think Ken heartless cause he doesn't want to sleep with her but her head isn't filled with anything except information on clothes, shoes, makeup, best friends, and her love for Ken. She slides off his lap and sits next to him her legs crossed, still grinning because she has no choice.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

-THROWS FLOWERS ON EVERYONE-

[Molly Prewett]

*Ken is still grinning, but that shouldn't detract from the fact that he is very pleased that Barbie has moved, and now he doesn't have to worry about seeing over her ginormous hair. There's as much air in that hair as there is in his head.*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Lady Gaga is dancing in her seat, writhing around strangely. "I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please! Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me!" She turns seductively to this Fat Jesus character and purrs at him, "I love it," and she starts crawling across people toward him, "LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start, and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart!"

[James Potter - Inactive]

*takes his place by the altar, air guitar-ing as usual*

I WILL NOW RECITE A LOVE POEM TO MY DEAR SEVERUS AS S/HE WALKS IN SO THERE. I DOES WHAT I WANTS.

In your lank strands of hair,
seemingly unwashed,
undeviatingly straight and black,
I place a measure of my adulation.
In the pulchritudinous bend
of you tremendous nasal cavities
I reflect my devotion.
I am equal in avaricious stolen glances
as you are in munificent clemency.
Would that you could see
the travail you have caused me.
In your invariant ignorance
of these trials of mine
you pierce me in unknown and private,
but no less grievous
locations on my wretched body
for I am wretched indeed
without your countenance
smiling unto mine.
My own physical strength pales
in comparison
to the puissance
of your brain,
connected by so many veins
to you illustrious heart.
A heart I hope,
someday,
could feel such ardour
towards my own.

[Logan Avery]

*stands up randomly*

WANNA BE ON TOP?!

[Nikki Orwell]

-stand next to James, like a good best man- -eats the alter- ME WANT COOKIE!

[Guest]

Severus swoons.
"JAMESYPOO! I LOVE YOU!" he says, running over and tripping on his dress and hugging him.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

HELL YEAH!
-STRADDLES TYRA-
I AM ALWAYS ON TOP BECAUSE I'M BILLY FUCKING MAYS

[Remus Lupin]

Barbie knows nothing about poetry but she really likes that poem and is now pissed off that Ken never says any for her. She gets up and goes over by Beyonce. "I love being on top!"

[Reed Dawson]

"What......a.....beautful...wedding" He lets out a long sigh

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

"I can't do this tonight Lady Gaga. The Jonas Brothers are in town..." He looks at her seductive penis. "OH WELL NEVER MIND."

[James Potter - Inactive]

*catches Snape*
OH I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DARLING! MAY I KISS THE BRIDE YET?
*does it anyway*

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Gaga continues crawling toward Fat Jesus. "RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN, AND BABY WHEN IT'S LOVE IF IT'S NOT ROUGH IT ISN'T FUN."

[Logan Avery]

Trya had a FIERCE orgasm on the spot. "OH YOU TALK IN ALL CAPS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO!"

[Marco Montague]

Barbossa keeps fighting Jones's barnacle-men minions, because even when you spill their fishy guts, they just keep staggering around all stinky-like unless you catch your sword on fire... wait. No. That was the stupid whelp who tried that, and it didn't work. Oh. Weddings, right. "Do you take him to be your wife. In sickness and in health. With health being the less likely?"

[Gabby Delacour - Inactive]

"Is your muffin buttered Lady Gaga?"

[Molly Prewett]

*Ken has no idea that Barbie is annoyed. In fact, Ken doesn't even know what a poem is. All he knows is:*

Well Barbie, the party's just getting started!

[Ginny Weasley]

Comes and interrupts ceremony. "SEVERUS! I AM YOUR FATHER!"

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Gaga purrs seductively at him. "You wanna butter it for me?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!

[Daphne Greengrass]

*walks in*
I LIKE, INVENTED HER, YOU KNOW?

[Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven]

-he bursts through a wall. Or the sail. whatever-


OH YEAAAHHH!!

[Jack Smith]

*Bill the Pony sighs along with Treebeard at the beautiful wedding*

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