Re: A Pirate Ship!

**Dean Thomas** April 16th 2010, 6:50 am

Comes rushing in late "GALGLAAHLGLALH"

Gabby Delacour - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:50 am

"CAN WE FIND DOUG FIRST? OR SHOULD WE JUST DO IT? RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE?"

Guest April 16th 2010, 6:50 am

I DO! I DO!-is oblivious that Barbosa is asking James, not me-

OMG DARTH VADER WTF. YOU'RE MY DADDY!???!?! YAYYYYYY! I ALWAYS WANTED A NEW DADDY!

James Potter - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:51 am

"FUCK YES!" James screamed and flailed

Guest April 16th 2010, 6:51 am

YO VADER I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR'S DADDY, EMPEROR ZURG, WAS THE BEST SECRET SURPRISE FATHER OF ALL TIME.

OF ALL TIME.

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:52 am

WHO CAN I TORTURE THIS TIME?
*writes in Burn Book*
CHO CHANG MADE OUT WITH MADAME HOOCH

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 6:52 am

Barbie's memory is extremely short termed and she's already forgotten why she left Ken's side.

She rushes back and stands with her arms sticking out because she can't bend them to place her hands on her hips. "We are so totally going to dance later! Do you like my dress?"

Marco Montague April 16th 2010, 6:52 am

"Er, as captain I now pronounce you..." but he didn't get to finish, because suddenly eight more barnacle-men materialized out of the walls of his beautiful ship, and he had to shoot them, cut out their tongues, shoot their tongues, and trim off their scraggly beards.

Ginny Weasley April 16th 2010, 6:53 am

"YES! I AM YOUR FATHER! And I will be the best daddy ever!" He says. He turns to Kanye West, "SHUT UP YOU IMBECILE!"

Nikki Orwell April 16th 2010, 6:53 am

-sees Burn Book- COOOOOKIIIIIIEEEEEE! -noms it-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 6:54 am

Gaga climbs on the table and screams. "FAT JESUS, OH YES. OH YES. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK, I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!"

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:54 am

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUGLY SLUT?

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:54 am

[I love you all more than the people in RL, just so you know]

*Ken smiles at Barbie, because he has to, but he's already forgotten what she said.*

I love surfing!

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 16th 2010, 6:55 am

-sits on Regina George-

OOOOH YEEEEEAAHHHH!!!!!

**Daphne Greengrass** April 16th 2010, 6:56 am

What are you doing to that woman of pure gorgeous physique?

*pushes Kool Aid Man off Regina*

James Potter - Inactive April 16th 2010, 6:57 am

[post fail]

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 6:57 am

Barbie does not understand the concept of surfing because she isn't the sporty type of barbie she's the shopaholic barbie. "I love shopping!"

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 6:58 am

*Ken does not know what shopping is, because he is a boy, despite his lack of genitalia, and a stupid one at that, so he just assumes she said she loves surfing, too.*

That's great!

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 16th 2010, 7:00 am

-is pushed off-

OOOOOHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

[translated:

HEY YOU MADE ME SPILL ALL OVER MYSELF]

Logan Avery April 16th 2010, 7:02 am

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGESSSSS!!!!

Marco Montague April 16th 2010, 7:03 am

Still sword fighting like an awesome Pirate Lord, which he is, he attempts to shout over his shoulder at the lovely couple, "YOU MAY KISS --" But he has to disembowel another barnacle-man instead.

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 7:03 am

Barbie understands that comment and continues grinning leaning over and kisses him. Unfortunately her mouth is still open because her face is just frozen plastic.

**Dean Thomas** April 16th 2010, 7:03 am

He turns to the Kool-Aid Man "ALAJGLAJLLGGGAGGGG"

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 16th 2010, 7:04 am

-slaps the hairy man thing-

OH YEAH?!

James Potter - Inactive April 16th 2010, 7:05 am

DID YOU HEAR THAT? WE MAY KISS!
*starts snogging Snape*

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