Re: A Pirate Ship!

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 7:08 am

Captain Jack Sparrow starts clapping enthusiastically for the couple.

**Dean Thomas** April 16th 2010, 7:11 am

He starts clapping "AHJAGLAKGAGJJ!!!!"

Gabriel Djinn Whiteraven April 16th 2010, 7:11 am

-pulls out some kool-aid jugs and smashes them, so he has sharp glass on handles!-

>:[ OH YEAH!!!!!!

[Translated: LET'S ALL GO CUT SOME BITCHES]

-gives the happy couple a death glare, and bursts through the hotel wall so they can stay for free-

Nikki Orwell April 16th 2010, 7:13 am

-in a show of generosity, gives the new couple cookies-

Ginny Weasley April 16th 2010, 7:13 am

Breathes: "SON....I AM SO PROUD"

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 7:13 am

*Ken is frozen and wonders what on earth Barbie is doing. She must be a terrible surfer if this is how she does it...*

Guest April 16th 2010, 7:15 am

-snogs James enthusiastically and smacks his ass-

YOU'RE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marco Montague April 16th 2010, 7:15 am

Barbossa shouts, slicing off some barnacle-man's head.
"JUST KISS!"

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 7:18 am

Barbie pulls away thinking Ken's grinning because her kissing is obviously spectacular. She pulls away but is stopped because her hair is caught on a button on Ken's jacket. "Well this is not good."

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 7:20 am

*Ken looks down*

Oh. Is that bad?

*He rips all the buttons off his shirt, freeing her hair and exposing his ~~washboard~~ plastic abs*

Guest April 16th 2010, 7:21 am

DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, I'M PISSING!

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 7:22 am

Luckily Barbie's eyes are permanently held open cause she could stare at those abs all day. She doesn't even care that she's standing there with a button hanging in her hair...besides it could become the newest fashion trend and she LOVES starting those.

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 7:28 am

*Ken, being the master of obvious observations and not much else, points to Barbie's hair.*

You have a button in your hair. Now come on Barbie, let's go party!

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 7:35 am

"Alright mateys, it's time to party!" Jack says while grabbing more rum.

**Reed Dawson** April 16th 2010, 7:36 am

-comes in late-

CALL NOW AND GET 8 SHAMWOWS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $18.99!

Ginny Weasley April 16th 2010, 7:36 am

Darth Vader goes to the dancefloor and starts to do the robot.

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 7:40 am

Jack Sparrow glances at the happy couple before declaring, "I would like to make a toast! For I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. I have one piece of advice: You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It is the honest man you should not trust, for you never know when he would be dishonest. To Snape and James! Now drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"

Guest April 16th 2010, 7:41 am

"YAY!" Snape runs off with James to consummate their marriage, because Cat and Eowyn are going to sleep, goodnight!

**Remus Lupin** April 16th 2010, 7:42 am

Barbie can't make any other facial expressions but stares back at Ken grinning. "If you say 'I'm always yours.'"

**Molly Prewett** April 16th 2010, 7:50 am

[bahaha ok this is killing me, I have to go back to being Hermione now!]

*Ken runs and jumps in his convertible, pulling it up to the Black Pearl.*

Come on Barbie, get in!

*They speed off into the sunset*

Peter Pan April 16th 2010, 8:14 am

[OMG my internet stopped working Sad

did i miss the whole wedding?]

**Dean Thomas** April 16th 2010, 8:17 am

[AHHAKJLAHAALALKLJGGGGGG HGHAGHGHLPLGG GADGASGAG

translation: not a whole lot...just hilarity..hehe]

**Scorpius Malfoy** April 16th 2010, 8:18 am

[Aww, sorry! You did Sad

]

Peter Pan April 16th 2010, 8:29 am

[DAMN!]

**Reed Dawson** April 16th 2010, 8:43 am

-continues to yell even though no one is listening-

BUT WAIT! IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINS WE'LL THROW IN 5 EXTRA SHAMWOWS ABSOLUTLEY FREEEEE!!

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