Re: A Perfect Place for a Picnic

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"Or you could just feed yourself. I'll understand," he says with mock disappointment.

[Guest]

Regulus laughs. "I don't even want to eat! You're the one making me," he said with a smile, shaking the hair out of his eyes. He's still emaciated, but he at least looks alive, unlike a few days ago.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

He smiles. "Excuse me? Fabian may be the von to keep up vith all the trends, but I know for a fact that the withering away look is not in style- at all." He laughs and holds the grape closer to Reg. "Now eat. Or else."

[Guest]

Regulus chuckled and reluctantly leaned forward to snatch the grape out of Viktor's hand with his teeth, pretending to nip him a little as he did so. He's surprised how fucking hungry he is after he eats that first grape- he hadn't realized how long it had been. "I see you're no longer glittery. Poor Fabian didn't do a good job, did he?"

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian is then suddenly hanging upside-down from a tree branch from his knees. "Did somebody say Fabian Prewett?" he says with a smirk. "And I beg to differ. That glitter should have lasted weeks, but I guess the label didn't take Viktor Krum into account." he drops gracefully to his feet. "So, what are you two lovebirds doing out here?"

[Guest]

Regulus is startled by Fabian's entrance and laughs a little, glad to see him. "Hello, Fabian, how're you doing? I never really properly thanked you for your presents" he said with a wide grin. He blushes at the' 'lovebirds' comment but stays smiling. "Viktor is being stubborn and making me eat," he explained.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

"I'm being stubborn? It's von grape. Don't try to tell me you're not hungry," he says with a smirk. "If you think I'm stubborn then maybe I should tell Fabian you're not eating. He'll show you vot the meaning of stubborn is."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian's eyes flickered dangerously towards Regulus's face. "You haven't been eating?" he hisses through gritted teeth. "You better have been eating, Regulus Black, or so help me..." he left the threat hanging for Regulus to imagine what he might do. "Viktor's right. Eat. Now."

[Guest]

Regulus sighs and shakes his head. "I'm eating, see? I just ate. I just ate one whole grape," he said firmly, glaring at Viktor who had totally set him up to be mothered by Fabian the Fabulous, and it was NOT going to be easy.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor just smirks back at Regulus with that sexy smirk. "I don't think von grape vill cut it."

[Lucy Weasley]

"'One whole grape'?" Fabian repeats. "Wow, Regulus. I applaud you. Really." he crosses his arms and pouts. "Viktor's right. You will eat, you understand? I want to see some meat on those bones! And if you don't eat I will MAKE you eat. Viktor knows. I threatened to shove food into his ear last night. You both have horrible eating habits." he lectures, not realizing that he sounds very motherly at the moment. "Honestly, in all my days, I never thought I would see two teenage, growing boys reject FOOD."

[Guest]

Regulus laughs at the two of them and hugs Viktor. "Fine. I'll eat... another grape?" he suggested, plucking one out of the basket of fruit. "That'll do, right?"

[Lucy Weasley]

"ANOTHER GRAPE?" Fabian nearly yells, astounded. "NO. NO REGULUS. EATING A SMALL GROCERY STORE, OR... OR EATING A SMALL COUNTRY'S LIVESTOCK POPULATION--THAT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE. NOT TWO GRAPES." he puts his hands on his hips. "Regulus Black, if you don't eat a healthy amount of food, I will open up a huge can of fabulous and dye your clothes pink and bedazzle your ties and replace your ointments with glitter. We don't want that, do we?"

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor laughs and turns back to Regulus. "I varned you. I think you should eat before he opens that can of his."

[Guest]

Regulus laughed and held up his hands in surrender. "Fine, fine! I'll eat... an apple? A pear? A banana?" he said, looking through the basket of fruit and looking really rather sickly and not at all wanting to eat anything. "Wait, what- ointments? I don't even HAVE ointments, what the hell do you need ointments f- never mind. Forget I asked."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor chuckled. "Your choice. As long as you eat something quick before Mama Fabian explodes over here."

[Lucy Weasley]

"I will. I'll explode. Like a volcano. WOOOOOSSHHHHH." he demonstrated how he might explode had he been a volcano. "Now eat, or I'll come down there and MAKE you eat."

[Guest]

Regulus laughed and took a bite out of an apple, trying to appease them both. "See? Eating. Yum. Food. Great."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian contemplates shoving the apple into his mouth, but instead sighs. "I realize that I was probably interrupting some romantic mushy-gushy moment between you two..." he says. "Sorry, if I was."

[Guest]

Regulus shook his head. "No, Fabian, really. Stay!" he said with a chipper smile.

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor flashed his sexy smile. "You're alvays velcomed to stay Fabian. Besides, if you didn't show up I probably vouldn't have gotten Reg to eat."

[Lucy Weasley]

Fabian laughed. "Well, it was no problem really. But, I do feel bad for interrupting your picnic. So, I bid you both a good day so you can continue to feed each other and be sickeningly cute." and, with that, he tipped an imaginary hat, and shimmied up the trunk of the tree, disappearing into the branches.

[Guest]

Regulus laughed again as he retreated. "He really is fabulous," he chuckled, turning pink as he leaned in and kissed Viktor on the cheek lightly. "Are you really going to make me eat a lot? I really don't want to."

[Viktor Krum - Inactive]

Viktor smiled, still overjoyed that he had his Regulus again. "You don't have to eat anymore if you don't vant to. The grape and the apple vill do- for now."

[Guest]

Regulus looked at him gratefully, and finished eating the apple in hopes of making Viktor feel better. "Thank you, Viktor," he said with a small smile as he took the other man's hand in his own.

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