Re: The Official Party Thread [Rated, Unsurprisingly]

**Narcissa Black** June 15th 2010, 4:03 am

Narcissa, who had been in the midst of her beauty sleep, heard the noise from downstairs and, after primping as necessary (because she's Narcissa, dumbass.) she walked down to the Common Room with a confused expression.

Lucius Malfoy June 15th 2010, 4:05 am

"Mhmm," he said as he turns attention to the smokin' blonde. "Who's that?"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:05 am

Pansy works on her third bottle of fiendfyre and collapses into a chair, laughing as Severus stares excitedly around the room and then back at Lucius. She can sense what's coming as she watches his whiskey disappear.

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:09 am

Severus smiles when he sees Narcissa. "An old friend of mine, if you know what I mean," he said with a sly grin, then walks up to Cissa. "Hey there, babe. Lookin' good tonight- not that you don't always, I mean," he said drunkenly, because if this shit is above Fiendfyre- DAMN.

**Daphne Greengrass** June 15th 2010, 4:09 am

Dee narrows her eyes at the Snape and the blonde. What was his name... Luscious? Whatever. It made no difference. She erupted into a fit of unsuppressed giggles and nearly spilled her drink all over herself. She continued watching them out of the corner of her eye, preparing to strike like a COBRA. RAWR.

DEE HASN'T BEEN DRUNK IN SO LONGGGG.

Lucius Malfoy June 15th 2010, 4:10 am

Well shat. Lucius sat there looking bored with his A+ Whiskey, feeling confident because he was so much hotter than that Severus guy. The ladies would come to him in time. Yes they would.

**Narcissa Black** June 15th 2010, 4:10 am

Narcissa lights up when she sees Severus. "Oh, hey Sev!" she smiles. "I haven't talked to you in ages! How've you been?" she asked, clearly not picking up on his inebriated state.

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:15 am

Marcus walks up and see's scorp. He grabs a firebeer and walks over to him. "Hey Man. I haven't seen you in forever. What's up?"

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:17 am

Pansy goes to get a bottle of whiskey to drink by herself because she misses Draco. She sits on a table in the corner, somehow ending up with two bottles of whiskey instead of just the one she'd intended. Regardless, she takes an impressive drink and mourns Draco's absence and is rather pathetic because I don't like sad drunk Pansy and I need to fix this soon.

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:20 am

"Hey Flint!" Scorpius greets with a grin. "I've been real good," he says, which is true because Scorp hasn't done anything in a long time....well. Lies. The hospital wing. Huh...well Flint doesn't need to know. "How are you?"

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:21 am

Severus offers to 'fix' drunk Pansy, but works on Cissa in the mean time. "I've been great, ever since I dumped Lily. LIFE IS GOOOOOD! GOOD! AND SEX FILLED!" Eowyn thinks it's time for a repeat performance of a certain house party, and winks at Pansy, knowing what Severus will yell when he stands on the table later.

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:21 am

"I've been.." He thinks about what he has done recently. "Excellent now that I think about it." He says with a grin and takes a swig of his firebeer.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:26 am

Ashley has to leave for like... a half hour ish, and is going to leave Pansy drinking a shitload in the corner by herself until I come back. Yep. Then she will be mega drunk and fun Pansy instead of the stupid Pansy she is right now. Okay, leaving her happy with mass amounts of alcohol now, excitedly waiting for the repeated table scene with Severus.

**Narcissa Black** June 15th 2010, 4:27 am

"You... dumped Lily?" she frowned. "And we're happy about this... why? WE WORKED HARD TO GET THAT ONE, SEV!"

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:29 am

"That's great mate," Scorpius replies with a small smile. He takes a swig of his drink then asks, "I assume Penny's doing much better."

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:29 am

"BECAUSE! SHE WAS SUCH A PRUDE! LIKE REALLY I WAS NEVER GOING TO GET LAID AGAIN. So I made out with this guy named Tony this one night and then I slept with George who you KNOW I've had a crush on for-fucking-EVER and then I dumped her and then I slept with Alecto and it was... TOTALLY AWESOME?" Severus is happy... and loud. Oops.

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:30 am

"Yeah, she's been getting better everyday." He says with a grin. "So..I went to visit Tam yesterday."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 15th 2010, 4:33 am

Dee was shocked to hear that Sev dumped Lily. She supposed that she wasn't putting out enough for the horny Snapeosaurus. "Oh, Sev," she says loudly from the couch. "Did Lily not pull down the pants for you? I'm surprised you didn't just rape her, with your desire to get into everyone at Hogwarts' pants. At least poor, virginal Lily didn't have to have your diseased dick up her cunt."

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:35 am

Severus rounds on Dee- "OMG YOU STUPID CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM NOT DISEASED, THANKS-- I'm quite clean. I only sleep with virgins, and Adrian and Alecto, I guess. JUST SAYING."

Lucius Malfoy June 15th 2010, 4:36 am

Lucius is fucking bored and now there's drama going on with Severus and some pissed off girl. Burn. Sev got told off by a 5th year. He smirks at her words. Harsh. Anyway, he gets up with his A+ Whiskey and swaggers on over to his cousin, Scorpius, and some other guy. "Scorpius," he says in greeting.

**Scorpius Malfoy** June 15th 2010, 4:38 am

"Oh how is she-" but he pauses when he hears Dee. He glances at the scene in confusion. Err...well then. He glances as his cousin who he hasn't seen in a bazillion years comes over. "Lucius! How are you?"

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:39 am

"She's doing good." Marcus says quickly as he watches that Dee girl bitch out Snape. He can't help but laugh a bit and he looks over at the guy that just walked up. He gave him the sup nod. "Hey, I'm Marcus."

Lucius Malfoy June 15th 2010, 4:40 am

"Nice to meet you, Marcus," he said with a small smile before turning back to Scorp. "I've been okay. Bored mostly. Can't wait to get out of this school honestly."

**Daphne Greengrass** June 15th 2010, 4:41 am

"Ooh, Adrian and Alecto?" Dee scoffs. "Adrian and Alecto? That must've been the easiest fuck in the history of easy fucks. Their vaginas are both so wide set that they could sex a walrus and it wouldn't hurt." She pauses, taking another sip. "Oh, and don't forget boys. You sleep with them too."

Guest June 15th 2010, 4:42 am

"I prefer virgin boys. I said that already. And damn straight- boys are so much better anyway," he said with a wink. "Besides, I bet you couldn't even HOPE to get with some of the guys that I have- and they're bi, not gay, so don't think it's 'cause of that."

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